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[Sisimka]

Miri1984 wrote...


Alistair 5: *snoring on the floor*


Alistair 2: Who's that?


Alistair 1: Him? He's from the kink meme.

We should feel sorry for him, but we know secretly he's loving every minute of it!

[Olwaye]

Kinkmeme Poster : Please someone write/draw something with Alistair, Anora, Cauthrien, F!Warden and Isolde
Kinkmeme Alistair : Sweet!!
KmP: Hey what about an Alistair, Morrigan, Teagan and Zevran
KmA : Sure why not!!
KmP : Ooooh please someone do something about Alistair and Gorim and plenty of sex toys
KmA : Ermm, the mind is willing but the flesh is all squishy, can I pass that one and get a nap?
KmP : I want an Alistair/The Architect S&M story!
KmA : Ewwwww!!! Gross, no way!
KmP : A threesome
KmA : Better, can I pick my parteners?
KmP : Yeah a threesome with the Broodmother and the Architect, lets do it a foursome and throw in the Archdemon!!
The Archdemon : O yeah!! I never get to get some action, I'm going to go all Blight on you little man!
KmA : AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *run away as fast as possible*

[Sisimka]

Aedan: How come I never see any action on this bloody kink meme?
Leliana: Because you have me, my sweet Warden, and that's all you'll ever need. *gives him the look*
Aedan: *loses his focus entirely*

Sisi: (whispers) Actually, Aedan, you've been on the meme three times! Once you even got to play with Leliana and Morrigan! *doesn't mention all the other times Aedan has been on the meme as they might embarrass his more heterosexual nature and they weren't her Aedan anyway*

Modifié par Sisimka, 08 avril 2010 - 12:32 .

[DalishRanger]

Olwaye wrote...

Kinkmeme Poster : Please someone write/draw something with Alistair, Anora, Cauthrien, F!Warden and Isolde
Kinkmeme Alistair : Sweet!!
KmP: Hey what about an Alistair, Morrigan, Teagan and Zevran
KmA : Sure why not!!
KmP : Ooooh please someone do something about Alistair and Gorim and plenty of sex toys
KmA : Ermm, the mind is willing but the flesh is all squishy, can I pass that one and get a nap?
KmP : I want an Alistair/The Architect S&M story!
KmA : Ewwwww!!! Gross, no way!
KmP : A threesome
KmA : Better, can I pick my parteners?
KmP : Yeah a threesome with the Broodmother and the Architect, lets do it a foursome and throw in the Archdemon!!
The Archdemon : O yeah!! I never get to get some action, I'm going to go all Blight on you little man!
KmA : AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *run away as fast as possible*

The sad thing is, there's more likely to either be a laugh in response to a prompt like the Architect S&M and the Blight promps or another person agreeing that someone needs to write it. Oh, the things people will write when they're annoymous...

I'm not complaining, though. It's all highly entertaining.

[Sisimka]

'k, you post the Fabulous Foursome Prompt and I'll fill it for LOLZ!

[Olwaye]

Sisimka wrote...

'k, you post the Fabulous Foursome Prompt and I'll fill it for LOLZ!

Olwaye : Right guys we've got a challenge on our hand! Can anyone come up with an idea for a Kinkmeme request that would be more disturbing than the foursome with broodmother, archdemon, architect and Alistair?
Oghren : We could request to add Morrigan using her Shapeshifting abilities!
Olwaye : Mmm, not bad.
Zevran : Well I think we could find something more refined, looking at all the request already filled I think I can spot certain similarities between the posters. Maybe we can gross them out with just a couple story.
Olwaye : Oh I think I see what you're coming at, you mean just Alistair having sex with...
Zevran : exactly with Anora, and enjoying every minute of it
Oghren : Ooooooh, you two are REALLY deviant and decadent, this soding idea of yours would disgust all those little fangirls out there
Zevran and Olwaye *grinning madly* : Hell yeah!

[Miri1984]

Nooooooooooooooo!

[MireliA]

Olwaye wrote...

Sisimka wrote...

'k, you post the Fabulous Foursome Prompt and I'll fill it for LOLZ!

Olwaye : Right guys we've got a challenge on our hand! Can anyone come up with an idea for a Kinkmeme request that would be more disturbing than the foursome with broodmother, archdemon, architect and Alistair?
Oghren : We could request to add Morrigan using her Shapeshifting abilities!
Olwaye : Mmm, not bad.
Zevran : Well I think we could find something more refined, looking at all the request already filled I think I can spot certain similarities between the posters. Maybe we can gross them out with just a couple story.
Olwaye : Oh I think I see what you're coming at, you mean just Alistair having sex with...
Zevran : exactly with Anora, and enjoying every minute of it
Oghren : Ooooooh, you two are REALLY deviant and decadent, this soding idea of yours would disgust all those little fangirls out there
Zevran and Olwaye *grinning madly* : Hell yeah!

Thats sick!

[Olwaye]

YAY!!!! Look Zev we're making them sick already, let's throw in kids and happily everafter !!!!!!!

Zevran : We ARE sickeningly awsome

Oghren : A toast to that!!!!

[MireliA]

Olwaye wrote...

YAY!!!! Look Zev we're making them sick already, let's throw in kids and happily everafter !!!!!!!

Zevran : We ARE sickeningly awsome

Oghren : A toast to that!!!!

Bleah I need to go lie down 

[Miri1984]

I shall now go and write a grisly death scene for the blonde destroyer of dreams.



I'm thinking poison... gut twisting, painful and loooong.

[Kallian13]

I see I had reason to worry...poor Alistair...with that "blonde destroyer of dreams" as Miri put it..



I can think of someone worse....WAY worse than Anora though....

[Olwaye]

Loghain ?

That's pretty sick too, let's do this

[Sisimka]

Aww, I wrote a really NICE kink meme entry for Anora a few days ago.



I'd be tempted by the Alistair/Anora prompt if I hadn't...

[Sisimka]

Darn, I filled a Loghain prompt this week too...

[Sisimka]

Yes, I admit I have a problem...

[Kallian13]

Olwaye wrote...

Loghain ?

That's pretty sick too, let's do this

No not Loghain...

I'm slightly afraid to say it...people might be mad me

[TanithAeyrs]

Oh, let Ali and Anora have their fun. (Happily runs off with Zev).

[nos_astra]

Olwaye wrote...
[/i]Olwaye : Oh I think I see what you're coming at, you mean just Alistair having sex with...
Zevran : exactly with Anora, and enjoying every minute of it
Oghren : Ooooooh, you two are REALLY deviant and decadent, this soding idea of yours would disgust all those little fangirls out there
Zevran and Olwaye *grinning madly* : Hell yeah!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Modifié par klarabella, 08 avril 2010 - 11:14 .

[Olwaye]

Don't worry we're not many on this thread, too silly

Isolde, is it Isolde? (man I love a good riddle)

[Sisimka]

Oh, Oh, I want to see Alistair with Isolde! That's just dirty!

[Kallian13]

Olwaye wrote...

Don't worry we're not many on this thread, too silly

Isolde, is it Isolde? (man I love a good riddle)

YOU OUT OF MY HEAD!!

But now you said it and not me....

[nos_astra]

There was this prompt including Sister Theohild. I never saw the end of it. O.o

Isolde might work if she didn't speak. Isn't there already a prompt for that?

And why exactly have I memorized unfilled prompts?

Modifié par klarabella, 08 avril 2010 - 11:17 .

[Olwaye]

TanithAeyrs wrote...

Oh, let Ali and Anora have their fun. (Happily runs off with Zev).

Exactly, and let's take picture so I can put them on every Alistair fansite

@ Klarabella ; oh yes I can, just watch me ( well them really, they're having hot monkey sex right now)

@ Sisimka :  you so much right now

@ Kallian : Sorry I do have a twisted, dirty mind, but hey I'm french what can I do about it

Modifié par Olwaye, 08 avril 2010 - 11:24 .

[MireliA]

klarabella wrote...

Isolde might work if she didn't speak. Isn't there already a prompt for that?

And all I can say is TEA-GANNNN! 

My thought exactly!