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[Veen130]

Post your favourite Mass Effect 2 quotes or conversations. Don't forget to tell us who said them and where you heard them too.

Garrus: Tali, do you miss all the conversations we used to have in elevators?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Come on, you have to admit we had fun all bugging you with questions about the quarians!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me how your immunity system works again!
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus : Maybe we should talk later...


Heard this on the Citidel.
I got some more good ones but ill post them later.

[Cutlass Jack]

Just a few quick ones....

Gabby: Haggis tastes like Ass!

Ken: Aye but if you make it right, its a mighty fine Ass!


and from Miranda's Loyalty Quest (If you bring Jack):

Asari Merc (To Miranda): Cerberus lets you **** around in that outfit?

Jack: Hey, I Like her! Are we still recruiting?

[GarethLorn]

Tuchanka has a lot of good ones.



"I used to be a scientist! I designed weapons. But now my genius is wasted on frivolous things. Things that don't blow up!



And of course...



"This means that Sir Isaac Newton is THE DEADLIEST SON OF A B*TCH IN SPACE."

[Tyreal42a]

"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some callibrations."

[Sphaerus]

Tyreal42a wrote...

"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some callibrations."

[luckhuda]

This is all Joker's fault.. what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord.

[Veen130]

"A bullet to the head solves everything." - Shepard

Can be said on Jacks loyalty mission if u let her kill that guy.

[Cutlass Jack]

Garrus (Talking to FemShep): I like to get off the last shot before popping the heat sink....that metaphor went somewhere terrible, didnt it.

[Veen130]

Illusive man: Your costing me alot of money Shepard.

Shepard: Im sorry, im having trouble hearing, im hearing alot of bull**** on this line.

[Mercuriol]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

"Just kidding."

Modifié par Mercuriol, 11 février 2010 - 07:39 .

[Veen130]

"Good to see that Garrus got that stick out of his ass. But now he's beating people to death with it." - Joker

[ModProp]

luckhuda wrote...

This is all Joker's fault.. what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord.

This.

Plus:

Garrus: Does it feel hot to anyone *coughcough* Oh... That's not good...

[Ravennus]

Veen130 wrote...

Illusive man: Your costing me alot of money Shepard.
Shepard: Im sorry, im having trouble hearing, im hearing alot of bull**** on this line.

Holy shizzer!!

That's totally how my Paragon shep would have responded..... when is this convo again, and which choice?? 

[Veen130]

Salarian: I understand why I might find Asari attractive. But how can they be so to humans, too? They look just like Salarians."

Human: What? they look exactly like us!...

Turian: You're both wrong. They look just like Turians. Look at the head fringe.

Human: Wait... you don't think they're, like, mind controlling us to see them as attractive, do you?



Said at the Bachelor party on Illium.

[BrokenPolygon]

"You will regret your scandalous words! I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like a... a great wind. A great biotic wind!"



"If you don't give me a name I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"

[Veen130]

Ravennus wrote...

Veen130 wrote...

Illusive man: Your costing me alot of money Shepard.
Shepard: Im sorry, im having trouble hearing, im hearing alot of bull**** on this line.

Holy shizzer!!

That's totally how my Paragon shep would have responded..... when is this convo again, and which choice?? 

My memory is a little blurry on where I heard that but I believe it was a Renegade response to TIM fter u destroyed the Collector base. If its not there then I don't remember but it sholdn't be too hard to find as you don't actually talk to him a lot.

[Kileyan]

gabby: what do you think of our new engineer chief?

Ken:I love that suit, snug and all the right places

gabby:shush she'll hear you

Ken: bah she can't hear anything in that helmet

Tali: I CAN HEAR YOU

[Mossa_missa]

I am KROGAN!

[KroganPants]

"I'm sorry sir, there must be a glitch in the system. It seems to think you are dead..."
"I've been getting that a lot."

And good old awkward Garrus.

"If you were a Turian, i'd be complimenting you waist or your fringe...So ,uh, your hair looks good. And your waist... is very supportive.

Modifié par KroganPants, 11 février 2010 - 08:09 .

[Spanking Machine]

Blasto: This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions.

[Kordras]

GarethLorn wrote...


"This means that Sir Isaac Newton is THE DEADLIEST SON OF A B*TCH IN SPACE."

^^ Love this one.
And of course:

Citadel Security: You can't bring that aboard the shuttle.
Turian: But this is a ceremonial item of my people!
Citadel Security: Sir, it's a fifteen centimeter serrated blade.
Turian: You humans are all racist!

[KroganPants]

You have not heard Shakespeare until you have heard it in the voice of Elcor.

It is an incredible 14 hour experience.

[BIGMIKE4444]

the volus toward the end of samara's mission

"i'm a great biotic wind sweeping across the valley, which is like... ah... ah great biotic wind"

lol wow that scene was funny

[Hoax86]

Heh, "Much point."

[SuperVaderMan]

Almost every conversation between Ken and Gabby



Joker: "Great, even the Asari's a trained killer, do you get all your recruits from the same store or something?" (something along those lines)



Conrad: "Really?"