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[oceanicsurvivor]

Blasto Ad " he has a woman in every port and an assult rifle in every tenticle" (I think)



COnrad Verner: Youd be surprised how many people are just waiting to tell you about their problems/waiting for help. (and) Sometimes I find random credits on bad guys or in the garbage.



(again, badly paraphrased, I was laughing to hard at his fanboy awesomeness to process and remember)



In ME1 there was a quest where you help a grieivng widow and her brother in law decide how to protect the widows unborn son from getting the illness that killed his father. They are int he Sitra foundation shop talking in this game, discussing potential genetic upgrades they should get for this kid, at one point the man says "I don't know. Why don't we just go ask random people on the street what they think?"

[Azint]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Shepard: "I'm also technically undead so do your worst." *smirk*
Jack: "What the ****?"

[Jackal904]

Jack: "If I die I'm haunting you Shepard."

And pretty much anything Joker says is hilarious.

Ulysseslotro wrote...

Jack: Damn Shepard! I should take notes from you...

When does she say this?

Modifié par Jackal904, 19 février 2010 - 03:57 .

[Salvartoreleone1]

Shepard: I run this ship military.

Funny to me cause it reminds me of one of my football coaches actually, all of shepards renegade line are things he would say hahaha

[Ooga600]

"Insincere endorsement: You have not heard Shakespeare until you have heard it in the voice of an Elcor."



"Oh don't be silly, she can't hear us with that bucket on her head. Don't get me wrong, it's a lovely bucket."

[Kahlmulandr]

Jackal904 wrote...
When does she say this?

Take Jack with you to recruit Thane....and show the merc the express way down.

[anmiro]

Normandy has been boarded and Joker says:



"What the ****!"

[anmiro]

EDI: "I like seeing humans on their Knees."

[PMorgan18]

"I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

[VSJagger]

It's kind of a throw away line and naturally I can't remember the exact quote, but on the Citadel during the quest the help the Volus find his credit chit the C-Sec officer ensures the Volus that they are going to look into it and the Volus cuts him off just to say "BAH" it gets me to chuckle every time.

[Sensei Wuzi]

EDI:

'Really... Comander...?'

'....Probing Uranus...'



When probing uranus

[Jackal904]

Kahlmulandr wrote...

Jackal904 wrote...
When does she say this?

Take Jack with you to recruit Thane....and show the merc the express way down.

Whenever I do that I have Jack and Garrus with me and Garrus always says something like "that's a little extreme."

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic" - Zaeed

"Then we will fight in the shade" - Grunt

"Then mom would pull out the old leathers for special nights with dad, goddess that was embarrassing" - Asari bartender

"take pictures" - joker

[Daralii]

"Tupari: It brings your ancestors back from the grave!"



"Where's your Tupari? Oh right, it's inside me"



That vending machine is both amazing and terrifying

[Forwen]

Where's this vending machine?

[Sleepicub09]

Azint wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Shepard: "I'm also technically undead so do your worst." *smirk*
Jack: "What the ****?"

where was this said I mean I kno probably on purgatory but how do I get this dialogue

[aznsoisauce]

Grunt: I would never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the FACE.

[yummysoap]

NOW WHAT'S THIS?!??!!



THIS WILL BE USEFUL!!!!



WE COULD USE THIS!!!!

[PandemicFear]

I don't know if anyone's posted this yet.



"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."



Capt. Bailey quoting the Shepard VI.

[Biotic_Warlock]

"I like seeing Humans on their knees... that's a joke" - EDI (checkup for quoting error)

[Vendrac]

Stephenc13 wrote...

Am i the only one who found this one?

Shepard: If you want a problem shot, ask a turian, If you want a problem talked, ask an asari, if you want another problem, ask a salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a human.

Asari: Just like you fixed the council?

Haha

I enjoyed that one too. I also liked the follow-up exchange if you go back to "apologize."



Kalara Tomi: What do you want?

Shepard: It seems I offended you. That wasn't my intention.

Kalara: Your attitude offends me. The smugness. The arrogance. All humans are like that since you let the Geth kill the real Council.

Now the galaxy's in chaos. Pirates are striking in civilized clusters. Armed C-Sec officers are everywhere "for our protection."

And you swagger up to me, thump your chest, and tell me that only a human can solve my problems? Screw you.

Jack: *cracks her knuckles* Your begging for a dirt nap

Shepard: You can sit here in your cushy chairs, sipping drinks and b*tching about humans because we saved your asses two years ago.

Kalara: That's not--

Shepard: If it weren't for the Alliance fleet, this station would have fallen to Sovereign, and you'd all be Reaper chow now.

Your welcome.

Enjoy your drinks, ladies.
                   

Modifié par Vendrac, 19 février 2010 - 06:40 .

[drunken pyromaniac]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

Azint wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Shepard: "I'm also technically undead so do your worst." *smirk*
Jack: "What the ****?"

where was this said I mean I kno probably on purgatory but how do I get this dialogue

Shepard says it a couple conversations after Jack's loyalty mission.

[RigAudio]

Daralii wrote...

"Tupari: It brings your ancestors back from the grave!"

"Where's your Tupari? Oh right, it's inside me"

That vending machine is both amazing and terrifying

I liked "9 out of 10 people LOVE Tupari! That last one is ON MY LIST."