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[E96 B]

"That doesn't change anything, it's still watching. Like some creepy kid staring at the back of your head in Comp Sci you just want to punch him but he's "special" and sets fires or something."

[Lolhaxx]

Enchantment!



Oh ****, wrong game.

[GarethLorn]

Jedi0309 wrote...

Shepard: "You're superiors are sending you to certain death, for no good reason.  You have a right to disobey."
Miranda: "We can ignore suicidal orders?  I didn't realize that."
Zaeed: "That's about twice a day, the best I can figure it."
Shepard: "Most of the time, I'm not being stupid about it."

This was good. But it was even better with Garrus and Tali.

[Shipwr3K]

have a nice trip.

[challenger18]

Tali: And I thought I had a good poker face.

[MrVincent]

"Charge."

[Thompson family]

"I had reach, but she had flexibility."



"I don't know what drug you're on, but if you stay out of the way I won't shoot you."



"With a human, all you have to do is tough it out for a century or so and they die -- no offense."



"I'll try to talk more slowly -- No, I can't!" (Mordin)



The whole speech where Shepard tells the reporter where she can get off, without punching her.

[Makariel]

Chatter when picking up Tali:

Miranda: "The solar winds are consuming our shields."

Grunt: "Then we have to fight in the shade... *pause* But no hiding!"

[Naltharial]

Mercuriol wrote...

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

"Just kidding."

My personal favourite. Long after all the rest will perish in the grinding wheels of time, EDI, and her AI-sharp wit, shall endure!

[Avissel]

Joker: Did you collect stray cats a kid? Cause we really needed a mega Krogan.

[Statulos]

-Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.

[Thompson family]

Another one, from Shepard:



"We have too few people on our side for you to take one for the team."

[Thompson family]

Statulos wrote...

-Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.

Yes. That one is superb.

[Statulos]

And I can tell you that Zaeed is absolutely right.



I cannot remember the exact words but when you beat the engineers playing poker with the old trick of "hey guys, I´m a noob" is also awesome.



-Joker imitating Legion.



-And Legion not being able to answer about the piece of N7 armour; especially the way his "eyebrows" move.

[Funkcase]

''Rage is a hell of an anesthetic'' just an epic quote!



''I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.

I'm quite good at genetics

(as a subset of biology)

because I am an expert

(which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian.

I am the very model of a scientist salarian''

[Funkcase]

And when Mordin thinks Shepard is hitting on him and he turn him down lol!!

[HoskTheCub]

Asari bartender when asked about her krogan father:



- "He loved showing off his war scars. Krogans think they're sexy. Me... I go for asses."

[Kr0gan]

waaaa aaa aaa.... that's Conrad Verner screaming when i shoot his foot, i just fart laughing.

[Remaix]

Hell yes, Mordin thinking you're hitting on him:



"Aware you come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before. Awkward. Not interested."

"You've had members of other species make a pass at you?"

"Constantly. Very awkward. Skin tone apparently very attractive by Turian standards. Subset of Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structue. Asari offers intriguing, actually. Wonder why. Transspecies pheromones unlikely to work. Must be neurochemical."

"I appreciate you letting me down easy."

"No offense intended. Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you. Glad you stopped by. Cleared the air."



Seriously, freaking hilarious! XD

[Jytra]

This entire vid:

[Fulgrim88]

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

[I am not a spy]

all of these
(no I didn't make this)
damn someone already posted it.

Modifié par I am not a spy, 11 février 2010 - 09:27 .

[Fredvdp]

I want something that says ... I own the room. I own you.