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[Herr Uhl]

Headbutting Uvenk, not a line, but it feels so right.

[DarknessKonsumz]

azurelynx wrote...

Salarian Civilian: Tell your assassin to shoot her in the head BEACAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART.

This. A bloody classic

[zakahir]

Gunnery : This recruits is a 20 killo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every 5 seconds the main gun of an Everrest class dreadnaught accilerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It Impacts with the force of a 38 kilaton bomb. That is 3 times the the size of the city buster dropped on hirashima back on earth. That means that Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space. Now Service men Burnside, what is Newtons first law?

Servicemen Burnside: Sir, an object in motion stays in motion. Sir

Gunnery: No credit for partial Answers maggot

Servicemen Burnside: sir. Unless acted upon by an oustide force sir

Gunnery: Damn Straight! I dare to assume that you ignorant Jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10000 years. If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someones day, some where and some time. That is why you check your damn targets and that is why we wait for the comuter to give you a damn firing solution, that is why Service men Chung we don’t eyeball it. This is a weapon of mass destruction, you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip.

[KPnuts123]

I AM KROGAN

[F0reordinator]

Oh Shepard, didn't hear you come in. I was just waxing goddamn nostalgic.

[LOST GAM3R]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. That was a joke."

"Asari are so... squishy."

[FlyinElk212]

Does anyone else notice that Miranda gets some pretty badass lines in this game?



Jacob: Do you really think Wilson's capable of that?

Miranda: *looks at his dead body* ...Not anymore.



Shepard: What were the terms you left your father on?

Miranda: ...Shots were fired.

[Internet Kraken]

*upon seeing a pile of burning bodies*

Garrus: I've gotten used to the smell of burning corpses.......that's probably a bad sign.

Grunt: Anyone else hungry for a snack? No?

[Gha1eon]

Mordin's song.... so epic, i loled))))

[BARRAGE 74]

"I am pure Krogan, and you should be in awe". -Grunt



"O'Keer is dead" -Grunt

"Of course he is. You're with Shepard" -Wrex

[Mokthr]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Does anyone else notice that Miranda gets some pretty badass lines in this game?

Jacob: Do you really think Wilson's capable of that?
Miranda: *looks at his dead body* ...Not anymore.

Shepard: What were the terms you left your father on?
Miranda: ...Shots were fired.

lol, yes that first one, when i heard her say that in game i couldn't stop laughing

[JRCHOharry]

Shep: "Tell you what, i'll relinquish one bullet... Where do you want it?"



Joker: "Yeah i get it, don't break the bosses toys"



Shepard: "Coompanny -- Get out of there!"



Shepard: "Rana, you know how I work, remember last time?" (Virmire reference)

Rana: "Yeah i get it, i'm going"



Shepard: "Hey everybody! This stores discriminating against the poor!"

[Crackseed]

"When I take Tali aboard the Citadel the Customs Agents sometimes call her "That thing" - he did the finger quotes too xD! OMFG I just lost it at work [from that vid that was posted]

[HAGA NAGA]

"How you holdin up?" (j/k i hate that one, please stop making shepard say that)

Turian Counselor:  "Ah yes....Reapers"   *airquotes*

[Squints1318]

The quarian and turian in Eternity.

"So he said, 'Oh, it's okay. Our amino acids are all different! We won't get diseases or anything if we go natural!'"

"So then, I had to explain about cross-species fluid contact. Totally killed the mood..."

"OHH, she could get sick! She's VULNERABLE! I wonder what she looks like under the helmet..."

Modifié par Squints1318, 11 février 2010 - 11:57 .

[Gravity Bun]

Kileyan wrote...

gabby: what do you think of our new engineer chief?
Ken:I love that suit, snug and all the right places
gabby:shush she'll hear you
Ken: bah she can't hear anything in that helmet
Tali: I CAN HEAR YOU

I love this one, didn't Ken say she had a bucket on her head instead of a helmet?

not sure if it's been posted but here's mine:

The Asari Bartender on Ilium / Eternity lounge: "She'd put the old commando leathers on for special nights with dad. Goddess, that was embarrassing"

[nuculars]

"I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store" playing at ALL of the citadel stores when you walk into them

[Daeion]

"Umm the human is lost here."

[Mahalat]

Joker: You know what annoys me? This is called the cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges, the asari have cockpits. Oh wait, no they don't.

[max_ai]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"



And of course Blasto's version of "Do you feel lucky, punk?".

[Blameless77]

Ah yes, "reapers"...

[Jarcander]

Tyreal42a wrote...

"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some callibrations."

If I hear that one more time I think my head will Xplode.

My favourite quote is of course Engineer Ken and his talk of kicking Collectors to their "daddy bags".

[El-Destructo]

Shepard explaining to customs that the Asari on the citadel can't possibly be Geth infiltrators, since they obviously are not Geth because they lack appropriate flashlight heads. Complete with hand gesturing to his own forehead to make his point. While Legion stands next to him watching intently, flashlight head and all!

[nokori3byo]

Love the line about relinquishing one bullet. It reminds me of Harold Godwinson's riposte in 1066 to (invading Nordic king) Haraald Hardrada that the only English land he would surrender would be a six foot plot in which to bury Haraald.



Also, some good movie references in this game, as when Joken says something like "If you start singing Daisy Bell, I'm outa here" (2001: A Space Oddyssey), and when Sheppard says he was only "mostly dead" (The Princess Bride).

[Darth_Trethon]

"I didn't just meet with the Council, they offered to reinstate me as a Spectre and I told them where to shove it."



Best line ever.