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[Forwen]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Headbutting Uvenk, not a line, but it feels so right.

Having a femShep do it is one of the most memorable moments of the series ever.

[Darth_Trethon]

Forwen wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Headbutting Uvenk, not a line, but it feels so right.

Having a femShep do it is one of the most memorable moments of the series ever.

Meh it came off as a really retarded thing to do and I wasplaying as a male shep. I can't immagine it's that much different with a female. I was expecting the renegade interrupt to have me pull out a gun and shoot him in the face...that would have been a lot better and more context appropriate. I'm sure all the other krogan would have loved me for that.

[Missouri Tigers]

"Human, you've changed nothing.  Your species has gained the attention of those infinitely your greater.  That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction."

[LOLandStuff]

"I'm just here for the drinks."

[Orogenic]

Right after the Worf Krogan walk away from Wrex whining...



Wrex: "Idiot"



Makes me laugh every time I see it.

[Kolaris8472]

Darth_Trethon wrote...

Forwen wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Headbutting Uvenk, not a line, but it feels so right.

Having a femShep do it is one of the most memorable moments of the series ever.

Meh it came off as a really retarded thing to do and I wasplaying as a male shep. I can't immagine it's that much different with a female. I was expecting the renegade interrupt to have me pull out a gun and shoot him in the face...that would have been a lot better and more context appropriate. I'm sure all the other krogan would have loved me for that.

Doing it as a Female Shephard makes all the difference. Truly, it was a classic. 

[Forwen]

Darth_Trethon wrote...

Meh it came off as a really retarded thing to do and I wasplaying as a male shep. I can't immagine it's that much different with a female. I was expecting the renegade interrupt to have me pull out a gun and shoot him in the face...that would have been a lot better and more context appropriate. I'm sure all the other krogan would have loved me for that.

I understand you didn't see it happen with a femShep. It was so over the top it was hysterical is all I'm saying.

Modifié par Forwen, 12 février 2010 - 01:22 .

[SF117]

A few of my favorites.

Ken: So Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?
Gabby: Hush.  She's right over there.
Ken: Ah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket.  Don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful bucket.  The whole suit is lovely.  Quite snug, in all the right places.
Tali: You know I can hear you.
Gabby: Ha.

Gabby: ****, you play some mean cards, Shepard.
Tali: And I thought I had a good poker face.
Gabby: I've never seen Kenneth sweat like that.
Ken: You're all right, Shepard.  Most officers wouldn't fraternize with the likes of us.
Tali: Shepard is no ordinary officer.

Tali: I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema.  And you are an idiot.
Shep: It's not worth getting angry about.
Tali: My brain agrees with you.  My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filtors so that everything smells like refuse.
Garrus: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

Shep: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason.  You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicidal orders?  Why wasn't I told?
Tali: That's about twice a day.
Shep: Most of the time, I'm not being stupid about it.  I can't say the same for Anaya's superiors.

Modifié par SF117, 16 février 2010 - 11:58 .

[Shatakai]

Mercuriol wrote...

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

"Just kidding."

She actually says, "That was a joke."

I can't believe I didn't remember it from my first playthrough. I just finished my second today and it nearly fell out of my chair. The face Joker makes has to be the funniest thing in the entire game.

[Exile Isan]

Some might have posted this before but oh well...

Mordin: "Hospital. Very well fortified."
Garrus: "Hosiptals are no fun to fight through."
Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus: "Electronic shops, gardens, antique shops, but only if they're classy."

Garrus to FemShep: "Some women like men with facial scars...granted most those women are krogan."

Modifié par Exile Isan, 12 février 2010 - 01:34 .

[supafreak1121]

my fav would prolly be after you get the food for your cook and the guy sittin at the table is like

" Rupert, did you do something new to the food? Because it tastes a little more like food, and a little less like ass." Fav. quote ev.

[DirewolfX]

When starting Mordin's mission:



Lady: So you're letting them through and not me?

Guard: Lady, you don't have a grenade launcher.

[JohnSheperd]

Sick Krogan: I can do it!



Shepard: You? I said a bad ass, not some scout whinning like a quarian with a tummy-ache



Tali: I'm standing right here

[kratos942]

i liked garus' " i had reach, she had flexbility"

[grayfox4000]

Shepard: You can fight by my side or be crushed under my heel... BUT YOU WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!

Shepard: You have a ship named "Quib-Quib"?
Tali: Oh here we go! *Rubs back of hand on helmet.*

Modifié par grayfox4000, 12 février 2010 - 01:52 .

[Kristofer1]

 anytime a character says "Noted"
I say that all the time in the real world and I thought it was pretty funny to hear shepard and jacob say it.

[grayfox4000]

Missouri Tigers wrote...

"Human, you've changed nothing.  Your species has gained the attention of those infinitely your greater.  That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction."

Funny how he says that when you just owned not only his army but his whole base. With only a dozen warriors.

[Ibaru88]

"Try it, and you'll be scaning the inside of your colon!" -Shepard

[Adynata]

When femShep is slamming down the drinks in the bar and the barkeep asks if she's done, she replies "Not yet!" The way she says it and the happy-drunk look on her face made me laugh til I cried.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Udina: "Do the words "political ****storm" mean anything to you?

Legion: "Shepard Commander!"

[dsanchez12]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"-EDI

[Razgriz0n3]

"Now I know it's too much for me to expect you ignorant ***es to understand that space is empty! 
When you fire this weapon it keeps going until it hits something, that could be the ship, it could be the planet behind the ship!  It could keep going into deep space and hit someone ten thousand years from now!
When you loose this weapon you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and somehow!
That is why you check your damn targets!
That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution!
That is why Ensign Chung we do not eyeball it
This is a weapon of mass destruction, and you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"

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