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[Sialater]

matt-bassist wrote...

I don't remember it exactly, but with Thane and Garrus in my party, I was talking to the officer on Illium about Samara.

Officer: Trying to arrest her is suicide. You can try, but you don't have to do it if you don't want to.
Garrus: You mean we actually have a CHOICE not to die?
Thane: That's at least 4 times a day...

Basically they were joking about how Shepard is always getting into fights. Again, I can't remember exactly, but I remember it was damn funny.

I remember that conversation.  I can't remember it exactly either, just that I laughed for a good ten minutes.

Shep:  You can refuse an order to go on a  suicide mission.
Garrus:  We can refuse an order?
Shep:  To go on a suicide mission.  But I'm not usually dumb about suicide missions.

[PARAGON87]

I just love the conversation options when you meet Conrad Verner on Illium when he's causing a ruckus:



-"What are you doing???"



- [Slap him]



- [Shoot him in the foot]

[Palpatine77]

The cook after the Normandy crew complains about his cooking:

"Filet minon and caviar coming up. Just let me get my doilies!!" 

[Ajspeed]

Sheppard: How About we take a step back from the weird Alien Impaling Devices

[DarkNova50]

Joker: It'll be even better than old times!

Shepard: I hope so. I died.

[Shadow-Novus]

SF117 wrote...
Tali: I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema.  And you are an idiot.
Shep: It's not worth getting angry about.
Tali: My brain agrees with you.  My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filtors so that everything smells like refuse.
Garrus: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

When was this? I never came across this dialogue in any of my playthroughs?

[silentstephi]

I wonder, did they let Seth write Joker's lines?



Cause yea, anything Joker says, especially during the Collector attack, is priceless.

[Palpatine77]

silentstephi wrote...

I wonder, did they let Seth write Joker's lines?

Cause yea, anything Joker says, especially during the Collector attack, is priceless.

While listening to Joker's countless comments, I do wind up wondering if perhaps Seth Green maybe ad-libbed a couple of lines here or there during recording sessions.  

[cronshaw8]

Just ran across this one in my latest play-through.

Mordin's recruitment mission. Near the burning bodies

Zaheed: Plague control at it's most basic. Pile the bodies and watch them burn

Grunt: Smell that? Anyone hungry?

Zaheed: Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?

Grunt: I don't know yet.

[cronshaw8]

Just ran across this one in my latest play-through.

Mordin's recruitment mission. Near the burning bodies

Zaheed: Plague control at it's most basic. Pile the bodies and watch them burn

Grunt: Smell that? Anyone hungry?

Zaheed: Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?

Grunt: I don't know yet.

[ebola9717]

My favorite Mordin line in the game.

Shepard: Have you got a minute to talk?

Mordin: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale itch got on to Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. *breathes* Implications unpleasant.

[Varaige]

ebola9717 wrote...

My favorite Mordin line in the game.

Shepard: Have you got a minute to talk?

Mordin: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale itch got on to Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. *breathes* Implications unpleasant.

You posted this 2 minutes before I could post it!

Joker's lines are always amusing and get a laugh, but Mordin has, by far, the funniest dialog in the game. Especially the conversation when you've choosen a LI and he talks about have EDI send you vids on positions, talks about creams and magazines.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

I don't have all the lyrics but...Mordin singing.



And the Space Hamster's squeak.



Please keep the Space Hamster as a crew member in ME 3!

[Ryuushin]

"watch out of bugs, they're everywhere" air-quoting Mordin

[YR_Lim]

Kargesh the Krogan, "What?"

[The Mythical Magician]

I like basically every single dialogue from Joker and Mordin's singing...



"Hi I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" -Shepard

[ModProp]

Joker: "Why's it always got to be claws and guns? Can't we just ****** off a fuzzy panet? Sure it's still dangerous, but hey! Bunnies."

[Ade.turner]

Grunt: "Shepard is my battlemaster, he has no match."

Modifié par Ade.turner, 13 février 2010 - 09:47 .

[Hugo_Aeducan]

"Shepard" (When done talking to Wrex/Grunt)

[Jedi0309]

Shepard: "I don't give a Vorcha's a** about your security cameras."

[crimzontearz]

"I watched your face when LT Alenko died on virmire, I watched you stay strong against everything the galaxy threw at you.....I watched you for so long. And I never thought you'd be able to see through.......this"

[Tiercel24]

I'm sure these have been said before but:



"You're working too hard" was the most badass moment I've seen in a video game I think.



"I'll cut your balls offf and sell them to krogan" - had me goin.....wow.

[Sursion]

Shepard: I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.

Legion: There is a high statistical percentage of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

[Chained_Creator]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

I don't have all the lyrics but...Mordin singing.

I do!

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I am quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xeonscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientiest salarian!

[CorvushatesEA]

I love the whole advertisment for Blasto the Jellyfish.



"OHH, she could get sick! She's VULNERABLE! I wonder what she looks like under the helmet..."



That whole conversation is great, too. An obvious nudge at us Talimancers.