378 réponses à ce sujet

[deimosmasque]

C-Sec Cmnd when referencing the Shepard VI "Whenever it crashed it said the galaxy was in peril and you should fix it yourself."

[Gamine]

Man, I love threads like this because there are too many different combinations of characters and locations and mission orders for one person to really see them all, and there's so much hilarious dialogue I'd never know about if not for you guys.



Bailey: (talking about the Shepard VI) When you erased a file it would say, "I delete data like you on the way to REAL errors"

Garrus: That's pretty extreme, commander.

Shepard: Laugh it up, Garrus.







Mordin: Trying to determine how scale itch got aboard the Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by Varren.....implications unpleasant.





Garrus: (After headbutting Harkin in lieu of firing one into his kneecaps like he wanted) Hey, I didn't shoot him...

[iNixiRir]

Shepard: "Take your offer and cram it up your ass".
or "I've got a long list of people I didn't want to see, and your name is right at the top"

And when you're drinking on the citadel and keep on going until you end up in the toilets  .
("Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in".)

Modifié par iNixiRir, 14 février 2010 - 09:40 .

[Shadow-Novus]

Sursion wrote...

Shepard: I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.
Legion: There is a high statistical percentage of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

God why did they make Legion last to recruit? So much gold in his dialogue with other members. XD

[KingNazo]

C-sec officer on the Citadel: "Sorry for the inconvenience sir...Sorry for the inconvenience sir"

If I have to hear this one more time ill lose my mind. also



Grunt: "Offer one hand and arm the other"

[DarkNova50]

On Tuchanka...



Shepard: I said a badass! Not somebody sitting there, whining like a Quarian with a tummy ache!

Tali: I'm standing right here!

[Jedi0309]

EbolaLola wrote...

Man, I love threads like this because there are too many different combinations of characters and locations and mission orders for one person to really see them all, and there's so much hilarious dialogue I'd never know about if not for you guys.

Bailey: (talking about the Shepard VI) When you erased a file it would say, "I delete data like you on the way to REAL errors"
Garrus: That's pretty extreme, commander.
Shepard: Laugh it up, Garrus.

I don't remember the exact words, but I liked the 2nd part of that when the C Sec captain said it would crash every hour, and the error message would say something about saving the galaxy, and that you should fix the problem yourself.

Modifié par Jedi0309, 15 février 2010 - 07:03 .

[Titan98RG]

mordin: if intended to try human, would try you [male shepard].

[Bad Byte]

After playing poker with the engineering crew and tali.

Tali: And I thought I had a good pokerface.

[Optic_Smoke]

Conrad: I'm a man on the EDGE! I got nothing to LOSE!

Asari Bartender; Uh huh



Zaeed: (Shoots Batarian) I better turn this thing in before it starts to stink

[Sina84]

Shepard: That doesn't explain why you used my armor to fix yourself

Legion(stressed): ...There was a hole

Shepard: But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?

Legion: ...No data available



I just love that scene. Making Legion squirm, afraid to admit he thinks wearing Shepard's armor makes him look cool

[LOST GAM3R]

"Human. You've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control..."

[Link Ashland 614]

On Thane's Loyalty Mission, after Renegade interrogation:

Thane: That was the shortest interrogation in history.

[Juls1616]

Geth do not inflitrate

[crimzontearz]

Shadow-Novus wrote...

SF117 wrote...
Tali: I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema.  And you are an idiot.
Shep: It's not worth getting angry about.
Tali: My brain agrees with you.  My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filtors so that everything smells like refuse.
Garrus: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

When was this? I never came across this dialogue in any of my playthroughs?

on thge citadel if you help out the quarian accused of theft with Tali on your team

[Cascadus]

"You know, Commander, I’m not real broke up that Wrex isn’t coming. I’m good with our current amount of headbutting. I’d say we’re at headbutting capacity."
This one killed me. Then again, I could quote everything Joker says ever. The man is golden.
"Yeah, but it's still watching, like the creepy kid at ComSci that's staring at the back of your head, and you just wanna punch him, but he's special and sets fires and stuff."
 And then Mordin. Ignoring the obvious (and hilarious) one about scale itch, there's this gem:
"Hold on, working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it's very intelligent... and toying with me. Hmm."
Not going to mention any conversation between Gabby and Ken, as they're all hilarious, and finally, here's possibly among the cutest moments of Tali:
"I know. Well, not that I know, but I didn't mean it like that. It's, uhm... Wow, it's really hot in here."
The way it was delivered... d'aww.

[NCPokey]

Koris vas Qwib Qwib: (paraphrased) "I have thought about transferring to a ship with a more respectable name, such as Deferens or Iktomi."



I was drinking some Coke at the time and almost choked when I heard that.

[SilentInnuendo]

NCPokey wrote...

Koris vas Qwib Qwib: (paraphrased) "I have thought about transferring to a ship with a more respectable name, such as Deferens or Iktomi."

I was drinking some Coke at the time and almost choked when I heard that.

Wow. I just got that.. im dense. LMFAO

[SilentInnuendo]

NCPokey wrote...

Koris vas Qwib Qwib: (paraphrased) "I have thought about transferring to a ship with a more respectable name, such as Deferens or Iktomi."

I was drinking some Coke at the time and almost choked when I heard that.

Wow. I just got that.. im dense. LMFAO

[Kreidian]

Sursion wrote...

Shepard: I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.
Legion: There is a high statistical percentage of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

Unfortunately you need a game hack to unlock Legion early enough to even get this line, so no luck for the 360 players. But if Bioware would be so kind as to somehow unlock this options perhaps? This line is just too funny not to!

[Azuraft]

Shepard: I'm sorry. I know that was important, but you performed Gilbert and Sullivan?
Mordin: I am the very model of a scientist salarian
               I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.
               I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology
               because I am an expert (which I know is tautology).
               My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
               I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

mordin looks at shepard nonchalantly and coughs clearing his throat.

[Gamine]

(after listening to the recording in Legion's records)

Shepard: Was that the first time a Geth asked if it had a soul?

Legion: No, it was the first time a creator became frightened when we did.



I don't know why that whole exchange just stuck with me, it's not funny like most of my other favourite quotes are and it's not some grand epic statement. I guess that's why I like Legion's dialogue, it's very simple and to the point.

[Rieverre]

Jack: You show up in a Cerberus frigate to take me away somewhere. You think I'm stupid?

Shepard: This ship is going down in flames. I've got the only way out. I'm offering to take you with me. And you're arguing.

[Stephenc13]

Am i the only one who found this one?



Shepard: If you want a problem shot, ask a turian, If you want a problem talked, ask an asari, if you want another problem, ask a salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a human.



Asari: Just like you fixed the council?



Haha

[Marilynn-22]

Shepard: What if we skipped right to the tie breaker? we could test your reach...and my flexibility.



Garrus: Oh! I didn't...Huh. Never knew you had a weakness for men with scars.