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MatronAdena

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From: Mister Ganak Ej'hal, esq



Dear Sir or Madam



Having consulted with my colleagues at the Citadel, I have the
privilege to request for your assistance to transfer a large quantity
of Prothean technology uncovered at Ilos. Believing that these
materials to be a hazardous danger, They were locked in quarantine.
Even though the tests revealed that the fears were groundless, the
quarantine remain in effect until one can pay for a permit to request a
reclassification from the Cultural Ministry.



Knowing of your interests in Prothean technology I would be happy to
deliver most of it into your hands, keeping less than half for myself.
As a Bartarian I cannot engage in Council official activities but if
you transfer the 20,000 credits required to me, this exchange could be
made in your name, enabling us both to profits from this happy accident.



Please reply urgently with your credit transfer information.



Best regards

Ganak Ej'hal

:devil:

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Shipwr3K

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haha, nigerian e-mail.

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Dellingr

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ahh, yet another Batarian e-mail scam

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I WILL NOT GIVE THEM MY CREDIT INFORMATION!!!!

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MatronAdena

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yeah but he's offering Prothean Technology!!!!!!

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Vorscythe

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I felt like an idiot after reading that. I actually went around looking for that batarian, then I read it again and noticed the 'credit transfer info' bit. I facepalmed out of my own stupidity...

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But it is tainted from the hands of a Batarian. Shepard hates Batarians... for the most part. Ask the folks on Asteroid X57!!!!

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MatronAdena

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I still laugh at this every time I see it pop up several play throughs later. that and the " your too small! one

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MatronAdena wrote...

yeah but he's offering Prothean Technology!!!!!!


Pfft. I just kicked some Prohean (mostly) ass. Their technology is inferior.

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GnusmasTHX wrote...

MatronAdena wrote...

yeah but he's offering Prothean Technology!!!!!!


Pfft. I just kicked some Prohean (mostly) ass. Their technology is inferior.


But they are your genetic destiny!

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GnusmasTHX

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Ninja Ataris wrote...

GnusmasTHX wrote...

MatronAdena wrote...

yeah but he's offering Prothean Technology!!!!!!


Pfft. I just kicked some Prohean (mostly) ass. Their technology is inferior.


But they are your genetic destiny!



Is that like a pick up line or something? Because if so, I'm interested.

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Remaix

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Where do I sign up?! :D

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Vorscythe wrote...

I felt like an idiot after reading that. I actually went around looking for that batarian, then I read it again and noticed the 'credit transfer info' bit. I facepalmed out of my own stupidity...

Brilliant.Posted Image

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I love the "esq".

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Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien

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I feel sorry for that person who emails Shep after Horizon (am assuming it is one of the people that didn't get taken), as there is nothing we can do to save the colonists :crying:

Well other than kill the scum that took them!

Actually I think if they keep the email thing in ME3 it would be nice if you could have Shep replying to some of the emails. It would have to be a selection of potential replies but I think it would be neat.

Like it would've been nice to reply to Emily Wong's email.

Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 11 février 2010 - 12:11 .


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Yeah, the "YOUR 2 SMALL" one is very funny too. And its from everyone's favorite merchant... "Welcome to Morlan's famous shop. You want many good supplies, yes?"!!!!!

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How did that email go through Cerberus filter? TIM must have wanted some of his investment money (Lazarus Project) back. It could be Miranda needing money for more plastic surgery (genetic modification).

Modifié par shaneho78, 11 février 2010 - 12:17 .


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Karlojey

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The spam mail received in Shep's email was hilarious. +1 for BioWare :-)

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Made me lol a lot that, spam emails in space lmao

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You think if Miranda had genetic modification she would have bigger ******.