'Hand-picked' by TIM makes a certain amount of sense.
"Now let's see...Shepard will need a secretary on his new ship. Any suggestions?"
"Well, sir, we have two candidates: First, Morton Popplethwaite, a former accountant from a boring colony planet, whose face gives the impression of an Elcor trying to impersonate Michael Jackson. Second, Kelly Chambers, a super-hot redhead with beautiful green eyes whose intelligence and empathy are matched only by her sexual freedom."
"Does she feed the fish if you ask her to?"
"...Sorry, sir, was that a euphemism for something?"
"No, I mean, does she literally feed fish?"
"Oh. Er, yes, sir. And she used to be a stripper before the Asari cornered the market."
"Well, I've given Shepard the best medical care, the best subordinates, and the best ship. Hire the best secretary."
Why does everyone like Kelly so much? O_O
Débuté par
The Gay Warden
, févr. 11 2010 01:46
#151
Posté 12 février 2010 - 05:37
#152
Posté 12 février 2010 - 05:41
Kelly is awesome. Feeds my fish, tells me about message, keeps psychos from going crazy on my ship. Dam, if only the dinner with her wasn't only dinner
#153
Posté 14 février 2010 - 06:16
I was set on romancing Miranda, but when I saw Kelly for the first time, I was stunned. She's just so gorgeous and sweet, and I hope that she has a bigger role in ME3.
#154
Posté 14 février 2010 - 06:20
SarEnyaDor wrote...
They like her because she does a nasty stripper dance for them.
I don't like you.
I like Kelly because she's friendly and warm and open, and as far as we can tell intelligent.
#155
Posté 16 février 2010 - 12:57
I'm indifferent about her. Thought she was gonna be hotter for some reason though.
#156
Posté 16 février 2010 - 01:08
Kelly's cute, bubbly, and flirtatious, and she keeps tabs on the ship's crew.
Miranda's got a hot bod, but she's an ice-queen with a boring personality.
Jack is a freak psycho, who you would probably get 37 STDs from just by kissing her.
Tali would die if she took off her helmet, and her little girl crush is kind of creepy.
Miranda's got a hot bod, but she's an ice-queen with a boring personality.
Jack is a freak psycho, who you would probably get 37 STDs from just by kissing her.
Tali would die if she took off her helmet, and her little girl crush is kind of creepy.
#157
Posté 16 février 2010 - 01:08
Kelly just totally rubs me the wrong way. I found her annoying right from the start and it's hard to explain why. If there was a duplicate of Kelly in real life though I'd probably dislike that person too.
That said, I think it says something about the quality of the voice-acting, dialogue and face-animations, and how they all come together, that people can have such strong feelings - and especially such strongly differing feelings - about certain characters in the game.
That said, I think it says something about the quality of the voice-acting, dialogue and face-animations, and how they all come together, that people can have such strong feelings - and especially such strongly differing feelings - about certain characters in the game.
#158
Posté 16 février 2010 - 01:10
Moogliepie wrote...
Tali would die if she took off her helmet, and her little girl crush is kind of creepy.
Yeah cause after her and Shepard bump nasties she drops dead. Never even made it to the suicide mission. Her corpse had to be tossed out the airlock.
#159
Posté 16 février 2010 - 01:17
Because she's funny, flirtatious, open and engaging.





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