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[Allison W]

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[n2nw]

Angel of Nessus wrote...

n2nw wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

WilliamShatner wrote...
is there a reason why elven women shouldn't be LI?

The ears of Ferelden elves slice your jugular when you nuzzle their neck.

Pshaw. A properly *seasoned* elf knows how to use those ears to do more than just tickle your *fancy*.

Embellish, please.

What, you want her to wear earrings for this? Kinky.

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...
Pshaw. A properly *seasoned* elf knows how to use those ears to do more than just tickle your *fancy*.

She will still be poor. She can tickle my fancy all day, but the noble chick will do that AND buy me fancy armor, swords, runestones, and silver chalices.

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

Modifié par n2nw, 12 février 2010 - 03:05 .

[Angel of Nessus]

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

I still say Qunari female snu snu woman>human female warrior> little fragile elf.

Elves in fantasy look like their ribs will break if there is any enthusiastic coupling involved. I can imagine some guy wanting a misty romance where they stare into each others eyes, and give tender kisses to their mate's eyelids, would like them, however.

Better that than risk death by crushed pelvis.  Seriously, walking around in a cast covering everything from your knees to your ribs would make it a bit more difficult to fight darkspawn.

Modifié par Angel of Nessus, 12 février 2010 - 03:11 .

[Allison W]

Angel of Nessus wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

I still say Qunari female snu snu woman>human female warrior> little fragile elf.

Elves in fantasy look like their ribs will break if there is any enthusiastic coupling involved. I can imagine some guy wanting a misty romance where they stare into each others eyes, and give tender kisses to their mate's eyelids, would like them, however.

Better that than risk death by crushed pelvis.

You speak as though you've heard of better ways to die.

[Angel of Nessus]

Allison W wrote...

Angel of Nessus wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

I still say Qunari female snu snu woman>human female warrior> little fragile elf.

Elves in fantasy look like their ribs will break if there is any enthusiastic coupling involved. I can imagine some guy wanting a misty romance where they stare into each others eyes, and give tender kisses to their mate's eyelids, would like them, however.

Better that than risk death by crushed pelvis.

You speak as though you've heard of better ways to die.

If I was looking for death, then I would be all for it.

[Mass Fraud]

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

I still say Qunari female snu snu woman>human female warrior> little fragile elf.

Elves in fantasy look like their ribs will break if there is any enthusiastic coupling involved. I can imagine some guy wanting a misty romance where they stare into each others eyes, and give tender kisses to their mate's eyelids, would like them, however.

Allistair wouldn't even do that.

[steelfire_dragon]

I'd like them to have an elven love interest thank you very much

[mousestalker]

steelfire_dragon wrote...

I'd like them to have eleven love interests thank you very much

fix'd

:innocent:

Modifié par mousestalker, 12 février 2010 - 03:24 .

[Angel of Nessus]

mousestalker wrote...

steelfire_dragon wrote...

I'd like them to have eleven love interests thank you very much

fix'd

:innocent:

Angel of Nessus approves (+10)

[clafount]

I this thread so much.

[DalishRanger]

clafount wrote...

I this thread so much.

If this thread was an NPC, my Warden would totally romance it.

[worksa8]

I wonder if the Taint could affect other like an STD...

[Mass Fraud]

imported_beer wrote...

Mass Fraud wrote...

Allistair wouldn't even do that.

He frikkin' kissed my PC when I said I'd like to think about it.


WHERE WAS THE  *slap, settle down and wait your turn* OPTION BIOWARE? YUR ROMANCES R D SUXXORS!!!!

What do you espect, he's a virgin for cryin out loud!

[Mass Fraud]

imported_beer wrote...

Well, my guess is that there are no real romances in Awakenings.

Eleven, Qunari, Elven or otherwise.

The developers are usually quite talkative about the romances at least theoretically and not one has spoken about it. It makes my PC ...well itchy.

Well it is either that which is making me itchy or Alistair wasn't as pure as he claimed to be. Given that most of the women here have had him, I suspect the latter.

Mass Fraud wrote...

What do you espect, he's a virgin for cryin out loud!

Pfft, a full 70% of the forum women had devirginized him before I got to that part.

That said, my PC is all for the shy, virginal male romanceable NPC. I insist that Bioware make one for me every game. 

Yeah I agree, with no female romances, my pc would have blue balls too.

Allistair was probably just over-excited thats all.

[Ecaiki]

You can have all the women you want Maria, as long as you keep the throw-themselves-at-you Ashley types far, far, far away from me.

blademaster7 wrote...

Can we get a mentally stable woman this time? kthx

Those exist?

imported_beer wrote...

Yes. All the more tragic by how people misinterpreted her juxtaposition of symbolism and gestalt.

Everyone thought she was being categorical when she was being pre-hellenic. An unfortunate misunderstanding.

I have no idea what you just said, though I now have a desire for cake.

Angel of Nessus wrote...

All in all, Racist Troll is Racist. Elves are people too.

No we aren't.

Edit: I fail at formatting apparently. <_<

Modifié par Ecaiki, 12 février 2010 - 03:58 .

[Allison W]

Mentally stable people are boring. Flawed people with insecurities to soothe and a need for a little ego-stroking are more fun.

[Wicked 702]

My elven mage demands a female mate. These human women are fun for sport but that's all. I won't be caught dead raising some human oppressor's child.

[Angel of Nessus]

Angel of Nessus wrote...

All in all, Racist Troll is Racist. Elves are people too.

No we aren't.

Edit: I fail at formatting apparently. <_<

Well, maybe YOU aren't, but I am.

[westiex9]

Elven romances pah! who wants to do the deed with a bunch of knife ears! their race inflicted cammen upon us for maker's sake! the following Inter-Racial romances would be much preferred:

1. Dragon Romances with both homosexual and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

2. Nug Romance (what goes on in the pearl doesnt always stay there)

3.Qunari Romance (itd be just like sten except with bewbs.....i think....Qunari women have breasts...don't they?)

4. How come there are no romances with dwarf women! this must be added i demand the right to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with one of the stout folk.

5.Darkspawn romance: you've fought them now pet them! just imagine running your fingers down that peeling and corrupted flesh or letting that slimy drooling tongue french kiss ya mouth....go on you know you want to...HURLOCK ROMANCES FOR 2010!!!

6. And finally DA should have at least one cross dressing character in future games imagine it if you will, a berzerker class fighter who likes to dress in drag and butcher darkspawn!

Modifié par westiex9, 12 février 2010 - 04:26 .

[steelfire_dragon]

Allison W wrote...

Angel of Nessus wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Elves are resourceful. Your little noble would be missing all her little treasures, but I can tell you who will have them waiting for you...

I still say Qunari female snu snu woman>human female warrior> little fragile elf.

Elves in fantasy look like their ribs will break if there is any enthusiastic coupling involved. I can imagine some guy wanting a misty romance where they stare into each others eyes, and give tender kisses to their mate's eyelids, would like them, however.

Better that than risk death by crushed pelvis.

You speak as though you've heard of better ways to die.

why yes, its a tv show called 1000 ways to die.....

[Seagloom]

westiex9 wrote...

1. Dragon Romances with both ****** and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

I wholeheartedly approve... and suddenly find myself in the mood to read about Quasar and Moondragon.

[Mass Fraud]

Seagloom wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

1. Dragon Romances with both ****** and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

I wholeheartedly approve... and suddenly find myself in the mood to read about Quasar and Moondragon.

Only if Dragons could shapeshif into more.....plausable creatures.