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[westiex9]

Mass Fraud wrote...

Seagloom wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

1. Dragon Romances with both ****** and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

I wholeheartedly approve... and suddenly find myself in the mood to read about Quasar and Moondragon.

Only if Dragons could shapeshif into more.....plausable creatures.

which brings me to my next suggestion...wait for it......A FLEMETH ROMANCE!!!!....thats right she's old,wrinkled and may just try to steal your soul but hey she can change her shape!!1.....well preferably not errrr....during....and hopefully not into a dragon....during.

[Angel of Nessus]

Mass Fraud wrote...

Seagloom wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

1. Dragon Romances with both ****** and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

I wholeheartedly approve... and suddenly find myself in the mood to read about Quasar and Moondragon.

Only if Dragons could shapeshif into more.....plausable creatures.

Flemeth can do it the opposite way- does that count?

[Mass Fraud]

Flemeth is spunky, so why not. tee hee!

[Angel of Nessus]

Mass Fraud wrote...

Flemeth is spunky, so why not. tee hee!

Only if I let her possess Morrigan.  Imagine: Flemeth's attitude in Morrigan's body.

Hooo boy.

[westiex9]

Angel of Nessus wrote...

Mass Fraud wrote...

Flemeth is spunky, so why not. tee hee!

Only if I let her possess Morrigan.  Imagine: Flemeth's attitude in Morrigan's body.

Hooo boy.

That suddenly gives me the urge to replay that quest and give morrigan to flemeth "okay you can have the body but i have errrr...conditions"

[Mass Fraud]

I smell hawt fanfictions starting here. lawl

[westiex9]

Mass Fraud wrote...

I smell hawt fanfictions starting here. lawl

Errrr.....Actually thats the blight you can smell....ive decided to write a darkspawn romance fanfic......lolz

[Mass Fraud]

westiex9 wrote...

Mass Fraud wrote...

I smell hawt fanfictions starting here. lawl

Errrr.....Actually thats the blight you can smell....ive decided to write a darkspawn romance fanfic......lolz

Sounds kinky.....

[Maria Caliban]

imported_beer wrote...
It makes my PC ...well itchy.

Have you been letting poor elven women tickle your fancy? If so, I got some bad news for you.

[Mordaedil]

I don't know if this counts as a spoiler, but in both books David Gaider wrote, a main character sleeps with another of the main characters. Two of them are female elves. Twice. I think.



So from this, I either think David has a thing for elves, so we will definately see elf love or this means David puts his elf fetishist in his books for your perverts to read.



I also was told by a friend that the books oozed with so much sex that the books were basically steaming on the shelves and that he had trouble navigating the pages because he only had one hand available. This could be because the temperature in Hellsinki drops to the point where paper is hotter than steam and were basically evaporating and because he's missing one arm since he is a cripple.



Personally, I think if we were to get an elven romance interest, it'd be kinda hard for me to accept. She'd have to look like a *goddess* in my eyes.

[Mass Fraud]

Mordaedil wrote...

I also was told by a friend that the books oozed with so much sex that the books were basically steaming on the shelves and that he had trouble navigating the pages because he only had one hand available. This could be because the temperature in Hellsinki drops to the point where paper is hotter than steam and were basically evaporating and because he's missing one arm since he is a cripple.

Wow.............. I think you put waaaaaay to much thought into what your friend told you.

[Maria Caliban]

Mordaedil wrote...
So from this, I either think David has a thing for elves, so we will definately see elf love or this means David puts his elf fetishist in his books for your perverts to read.

And every BioWare elven romance ever was written by David. I worry that his elven fixation will pop up, while the lovable dwarven chicas are neglected.

Mordaedil wrote...
I also was told by a friend that the books oozed with so much sex that the books were basically steaming on the shelves and that he had trouble navigating the pages because he only had one hand available. This could be because the temperature in Hellsinki drops to the point where paper is hotter than steam and were basically evaporating and because he's missing one arm since he is a cripple.

It's true. The books are nothing but elven smut and Maric is the biggest Mary Sue I've ever encountered. It's obvious that David is using the Dragon Age name to peddle his elf fetish to the impressionable masses.

[Jax Sparrow]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I hope BioWare keeps to its commitment of not having elven female romanceables in Awakenings. It was one of my favorite non-existent elements in Origins, and whenever I come across the lack of elven female love interests, a little rainbow springs up in my heart.

What about an Asari LI?

[Maria Caliban]

Asari Romance for Dragon Age 2, plz.

[SuperMedbh]

Wait a half, I *am* an elven female love interest! Nothing wrong with those elf fetishists out there. *wiggles her pointy ears at the nearest hunky Templar*

[Mass Fraud]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Asari Romance for Dragon Age 2, plz.

Who is this Asar you speak of?

[Lotion Soronarr]

Maria, for your heretical words, I declare an Exhalted March against you!
Outright barring romances! Scandalous! Unthinkable! Primitive!

And lo, thou shall be clensed by the holy fire. Recieve the Sword of Mercy and journey to the Makers sight!
*stabs Maria*

Modifié par Lotion Soronnar, 12 février 2010 - 08:13 .

[draxynnus]

Uhhhh...Lotion? Wrong sword...

westiex9 wrote...

5.Darkspawn romance: you've fought them now pet them! just imagine running your fingers down that peeling and corrupted flesh or letting that slimy drooling tongue french kiss ya mouth....go on you know you want to...HURLOCK ROMANCES FOR 2010!!!

You can't say "hurlock romance" without "hurl". Coincidence? I think NOT!

Modifié par draxynnus, 12 février 2010 - 08:16 .

[Ecaiki]

westiex9 wrote...

1. Dragon Romances with both homosexual and heterosexual options(because we all secretly love gay dragons)

Rawr!

[Sinister-starfeesh]

My main characters are usually female elves.... so I tend to find it difficult to avoid elven lovin' in any situation.

I don't have a problem with any race when it comes romance, the more to get jiggy with the better ¬.¬



Dwarf lovin' would be more interesting ¬.¬

If there is of course more romance in the expansion.

[Ryngard]

This thread is just pointless...

[Awoken Eyes]

Ryngard wrote...

This thread is just pointless...

If you think this thread is pointless, then please don't respond with a pointless comment.

I would love to see a romance with a female elf.
Zevran actually makes me sick, to many gay features...

Modifié par Awoken Eyes, 12 février 2010 - 03:04 .

[Yobani_P]

Awoken Eyes wrote...

Ryngard wrote...

This thread is just pointless...

If you think this thread is pointless, then please don't respond with a pointless comment.

I would love to see a romance with a female elf.
Zevran actually makes me sick, to many gay features...

agree ,do
not know how he wished he could have an romance with Lanaya of the dalish
camp , or maybe a romance  with a gunari woman, :lol:,

[n2nw]

imported_beer wrote...
He frikkin' kissed my PC when I said I'd like to think about it.

WHERE WAS THE  *slap, settle down and wait your turn* OPTION BIOWARE? YUR ROMANCES R D SUXXORS!!!!

Hmmmm....I wanted the "sweep his legs to put him on the ground, jump on top of him and show him how to kiss" option.

imported_beer wrote...
Pfft, a full 70% of the forum women had devirginized him before I got to that part.

That said, my PC is all for the shy, virginal male romanceable NPC. I insist that Bioware make one for me every game. 

He actually came on to me.  So there.

*votes for the virginal male

And NO, bioware, NOT for sacrificing!  Meanies...

[Astranagant]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I hope BioWare keeps to its commitment of not having elven female romanceables in Awakenings. It was one of my favorite non-existent elements in Origins, and whenever I come across the lack of elven female love interests, a little rainbow springs up in my heart.

This makes me want ONLY female elven romance in DAA.