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[DonKent360]

Isn't interspecies sex akin to beastiality?  Ewww

Having sex with a Turian, Drell, Asari, and Quarian is gross.   

[vhatever]

Oh beautiful blue rose of Ilium.

[Pannamaslo]

DonKent360 wrote...

Isn't interspecies sex akin to beastiality?  Ewww

Having sex with a Turian, Drell, Asari, and Quarian is gross.   

So dont' do it...Problem solved. NEXT!

[RighteousRage]

Thanks for this thread, Ashley

[DonKent360]

I can just see it.



Shepherd: Tali what is that?

Tali: My sex organ of course, I think the Human name is Vagina.

Shepherd: Human vaginas don't look like that.

Tali: Don't be stupid Shepherd, every body knows that the Quarian vagina is shaped like a cylander, about 6 inches long, and inserted into the Quarian male's penis.

Shepherd: I think you got it backwards.

[Sphaerus]

Yeah, you have fun with monkey descendants.

I'll be over here having weird, inter-chirality cuddletimes in this plastic bubble.

[PSRdirector]

dont like it dont do it

[Sphaerus]

Wolfdemon6666 wrote...

What ever happened to the days when humans mated with their own kind?

Fixed that little homonym-related typo for you.

Also, they ended with the day I found out aliens were sexy.

[Shadowslicer13]

they are over when those nice asari's appeared

[DonKent360]

In Quarian-Human relations, if the quarian accidentally swallowed some human umm "protein", will that put them into a coma. Afterall they can't digest it.

[RighteousRage]

DonKent360 wrote...

In Quarian-Human relations, if the quarian accidentally swallowed some human umm "protein", will that put them into a coma. Afterall they can't digest it.

No haha, it would just give them stomach cramps and gas, and they'd have an allergic reaction, assuming there actually managed to be more than a few ounces.

[blank1]

If Shepard wore a rubber all them Quarian hoes he's pimpin should be just fine.

[DarthCaine]

You're kidding right?

If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

[blank1]

RighteousRage wrote...

DonKent360 wrote...

In Quarian-Human relations, if the quarian accidentally swallowed some human umm "protein", will that put them into a coma. Afterall they can't digest it.

No haha, it would just give them stomach cramps and gas, and they'd have an allergic reaction, assuming there actually managed to be more than a few ounces.

Or, they could go into anaphylactic shock and die.

[blank1]

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

There is no other logical course of action. The truest expression of openness to new cultures is fcking their women. I salute you, sir.

Modifié par blank1, 12 février 2010 - 04:56 .

[Sphaerus]

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

EXCELLENT NEWS.

[DonKent360]

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

What if the alien female doesn't have a vagina?

[JustValiant]

I really recommend the reading of Philip José Famer's "The Lovers" on that matter! I think almost 50 years old this book seems to be quite relevant!

Modifié par StarMarine, 12 février 2010 - 05:21 .

[Pannamaslo]

blank1 wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

There is no other logical course of action. The truest expression of openness to new cultures is fcking their women. I salute you, sir.

You won't believe how many times it actually worked:whistle:

[Sphaerus]

Pannamaslo wrote...

blank1 wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

There is no other logical course of action. The truest expression of openness to new cultures is fcking their women. I salute you, sir.

You won't believe how many times it actually worked:whistle:

Who knew smallpox could spread so easily?

[Aetas Mutuo]

Nothing like a case of "cosmic crotch crickets" to riun your day. Be careful where you put that thing.

[DarthCaine]

Sphaerus wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

EXCELLENT NEWS.

Well, ok, not THOSE aliens

DonKent360 wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...

You're kidding right?
If I ever meet a female alien, the first thing I'll try to do is have sex with it

What if the alien female doesn't have a vagina?

Then it wouldn't really be female

[OnizukaBlues]

Whatever happened to Turian, Krogan, Elcor, Volus, Salarian, Hanar, Batarian, Vorcha females???!!! Where the heck are they? You hear talk of them but did BioWare intentionally exclude them from the game?

Modifié par OnizukaBlues, 12 février 2010 - 05:04 .