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[Lord Thing]

For his 3rd birthday my (younger) brother wanted a gun and a sword, so he could cut my legs off, rendering me unable to run away while he shot me 

Modifié par Lord Thing, 22 février 2010 - 03:01 .

[Steel Moon]

AntiChri5 wrote...

New Thread rule: Godak's pants must stay on at all times.

Seconded!

(Is speculatively eyeing a plunger )

[Steel Moon]

Lord Thing wrote...

For his 3rd birthday my (younger) brother wanted a gun and a sword, so he could cut my legs off, rendering me unable to run away while he shot me 

Did he get a visit to the therapist's office instead?

[AntiChri5]

Steel Moon wrote...

Lord Thing wrote...

For his 3rd birthday my (younger) brother wanted a gun and a sword, so he could cut my legs off, rendering me unable to run away while he shot me 

Did he get a visit to the therapist's office instead?

And maybe some special pills?

[AntiChri5]

Steel Moon wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

New Thread rule: Godak's pants must stay on at all times.

Seconded!

(Is speculatively eyeing a plunger )

Now all we need is for Vangaurd of Destruction to agree, edit his original post to add it in and you and Seagloom are safe (Dark Lilith would probably just cackle and do something to him that would haunt his dreams for years)

[Steel Moon]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Now all we need is for Vangaurd of Destruction to agree, edit his original post to add it in and you and Seagloom are safe (Dark Lilith would probably just cackle and do something to him that would haunt his dreams for years)

Oddly, most guys on the pic thread welcome Lilith's punishments, so I'm not sure if that would be a deterent...
I do need to work on my cackle though.  Evil laughter always makes people think twice before approaching you...

[Godak]

Sorry, ladies. I have this horrible habit of impregnating girls with my super sperm (this product is not yet rated). It's indestructible.



Like I said, you get a good looking, morally upstanding kid out of the deal. You'll learn to love it.



Also, my pants were on. Weird, isn't it?

[Steel Moon]

Godak wrote...

Sorry, ladies. I have this horrible habit of impregnating girls with my super sperm (this product is not yet rated). It's indestructible.

Like I said, you get a good looking, morally upstanding kid out of the deal. You'll learn to love it.

Also, my pants were on. Weird, isn't it?

You scare me...  On the bright side, I'm thinking this product will need to go to the FDA for approval, so I'll be keeping an eye out for your NDA and I will be sabotaging it.  So there!  ::tries out new cackle::

[KnightofPhoenix]

No need to fear godak people. As long as you stay exactly 3 inches away from him, you are fine

[Steel Moon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

No need to fear godak people. As long as you stay exactly 3 inches away from him, you are fine

LMAO!!!  No really, my ass is now gone!  That was great!  Reason #569 to join the KoP fanclub if you haven't already.  Where's Lea?
Sorry, Godak, but that was funny.

Modifié par Steel Moon, 22 février 2010 - 03:33 .

[AntiChri5]

Great cackle Steel but it needs a bit less Mwa and a bit more hahaha.

[Steel Moon]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Great cackle Steel but it needs a bit less Mwa and a bit more hahaha.

Hmmm, alright.  Let me write that down...  This is tougher than I thought it would be...  

[Statulos]

Godak wrote...

Sorry, ladies. I have this horrible habit of impregnating girls with my super sperm (this product is not yet rated). It's indestructible.

Like I said, you get a good looking, morally upstanding kid out of the deal. You'll learn to love it.

Also, my pants were on. Weird, isn't it?

Nah, I have heard worst, like virgin birth and other urban legends,

[AntiChri5]

Maybe we should hand Godak over to Dark Lilith anyway? Would be funny no?

Lets put it to a vote!

http://social.biowar...996/polls/2534/

Modifié par AntiChri5, 22 février 2010 - 03:54 .

[Steel Moon]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Maybe we should hand Godak over to Dark Lilith anyway? Would be funny no?

Lets put it to a vote!

http://social.biowar...996/polls/2534/

I don't know...  What if she breaks him?  He's such a tender innocent little thing... 

[Godak]

Steel Moon wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Maybe we should hand Godak over to Dark Lilith anyway? Would be funny no?

Lets put it to a vote!

http://social.biowar...996/polls/2534/

I don't know...  What if she breaks him?  He's such a tender innocent little thing... 

Innocent? Absolutely. Tender? Eh. I've always thought of myself as being a little on the 'chewy' side.

[Godak]

Godak wrote...

Also, my pants were on. Weird, isn't it?

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

As long as you stay exactly 3 inches away from him, you are fine

I don't know, guys. A three inch bulge sounds pretty crazy.

EDIT: Not to mention that Moon is from Philadelphia. The distance from Arizona to PA is more than three inches. Just some food for thought.

Modifié par Godak, 22 février 2010 - 05:15 .

[Statulos]

Steel Moon wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Maybe we should hand Godak over to Dark Lilith anyway? Would be funny no?

Lets put it to a vote!

http://social.biowar...996/polls/2534/

I don't know...  What if she breaks him?  He's such a tender innocent little thing... 

Good steel is forged from mild iron.

Godak wrote...
EDIT: Not to mention that Moon is from
Philadelphia. The distance from Arizona to PA is more than three
inches. Just some food for though.

Distance is soooo relative.

Modifié par Statulos, 22 février 2010 - 05:14 .

[Godak]

Statulos wrote...

Steel Moon wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Maybe we should hand Godak over to Dark Lilith anyway? Would be funny no?

Lets put it to a vote!

http://social.biowar...996/polls/2534/

I don't know...  What if she breaks him?  He's such a tender innocent little thing... 

Good steel is forged from mild iron.

That's...comforting?

[Statulos]

Give yourself some time to agree or disagree.

[mrofni]

This thread is becoming awfully close to be considered spam by Stanley Woo.

[Godak]

Statulos wrote...

Give yourself some time to agree or disagree.

Erm...uh...X^2?


What?! I can't think well under pressure!

[Godak]

mrofni wrote...

This thread is becoming awfully close to be considered spam by Stanley Woo.

It should be closed. No, really. Ask him to close it.

[mrofni]

Godak wrote...

mrofni wrote...

This thread is becoming awfully close to be considered spam by Stanley Woo.

It should be closed. No, really. Ask him to close it.

Don't tempt me Godak! I dare not ask him, not even to keep these forums safe. Understand Godak, I would ask him from a desire to do good. But through me, he would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.

[Godak]

mrofni wrote...

Godak wrote...

mrofni wrote...

This thread is becoming awfully close to be considered spam by Stanley Woo.

It should be closed. No, really. Ask him to close it.

Don't tempt me Godak! I dare not ask him, not even to keep these forums safe. Understand Godak, I would ask him from a desire to do good. But through me, he would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.

But Gandalf mrofni! I'm just a hobbit man **** trying to harvest some grain getting tons of girls pregnant with super babies!

Gaaaaawd. How low I've stooped. The things  I do to please you people...

EDIT: I'm still serious about closing this thread. It exists for no purpose.

Modifié par Godak, 22 février 2010 - 05:38 .