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The Vanguard Workout Plan-Guarenteed to make you lose 50 pounds


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Alexandus

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Introducing the new, the improved, Vanguard Workout Plan.

For best results you need
-Mass Effect 2
-Insanity Difficulty level, playing as a Vanguard
-A pullup bar
-A Jumprope
-Water

How it works:
-The first time you die, do 5 pullups.
-The second time, 10 situps
-The third time, 50 jumprope rotations.
-The fourth time, do 5 pullsups, and so on...

If you follow this plan for every single death as a Vanguard on Insanity, weight loss is assured!
-Disclaimer:This topic is not responsible for any death or injury resulting from your lack of skill with a vanguard-

*Also works as a Drinking Game!*
-Disclaimer: This topic does not advocate the drinking of intoxicants-

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Lao Dan

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Hmm...



Just have to get a pull up bar and try this out.

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Acero Azul

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actually sounds pretty fun lol, but do you need the game if you are going to do all of this anyway?

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Peer of the Empire

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And such motivation will undoubtedly improve your results.  Or at least get you in shape

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Alexandus

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Peer of the Empire wrote...

And such motivation will undoubtedly improve your results.  Or at least get you in shape


haha, exactly, you'll shortly be a pro or extremely muscular.

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If you want more of a workout never upgrade anything.

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SerenityN0w

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Damnit Alex do you have to turn everything into a workout lol

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Alexandus

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SerenityN0w wrote...

Damnit Alex do you have to turn everything into a workout lol


You can't destroy the communists without constantly perfecting mind and body, can you? Lol. And you haven't worked out in years! 

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solitude00

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Hehehe ... comparing an Insanity Vanguard to an Infiltrator, I find my "game logged hours" lower by maybe 10% with a Vanguard. It's great for getting past those annoying "infinite spawn / semi infinite spawn" areas (Tali recruitement, Warden Kuril, etc).

But in terms of real life hours, I'm pretty sure Vanguard takes longer since I hardly die with the Infiltrator, but I have quite a few reloads with the Vanguard. It doesn't help that Charge seems to glitch at odd moments.

Following that logic, playing Vanguard would eat up all my workout time ... so stick with the Infiltrator instead. :lol:

Modifié par solitude00, 13 février 2010 - 08:54 .


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Man this is awesome! :D It's a win-win situation!

If you suck as Vanguard on Insanity, atleast you'll get a chick-magnet body! Or you'll become better and kick-ass as a Vanguard! Either way, it's win!

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Borschtbeet

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Most Mass Effect gamers are so fat they'd probably sweat Crisco if they did these exercises.

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Alexandus

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Borschtbeet wrote...

Most Mass Effect gamers are so fat they'd probably sweat Crisco if they did these exercises.


Well, more fuel, so much the better haha