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[77boy84]

Anything said by Mordin.

[RhythmlessNinja]

"Clean out dead fish"



"What?"

[Methany]

Shepard "Why did you repair yourself with my armor?"



Legion: "There was a hole."

[CorvushatesEA]

"How did you manage to ****** off every mercenary group in omega?"



*Sarcastic tone*



"It wasnt eeeeeaaaaasy."

[Gill Kaiser]

CorvushatesEA wrote...

"How did you manage to ****** off every mercenary group in omega?"

*Sarcastic tone*

"It wasnt eeeeeaaaaasy."

How about just before that, when he says "Besides, you were taking your sweet time. I needed to get you moooovvving". He says it in a slightly camp way, and it's awesome. I love Garrus.

[mundus66]

Im commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[Aedan_Cousland]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

Kuari999 wrote...

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I'm getting a lot of bull**** on this end"

when is this said

It is said after beating the game, in the finall briefing with the Illusive Man. If you destroy the Collector Base the Illusive Man is not happy about it and he criticizes your decision. If you choose the Renegade response, Shepard delivers that line in reply.

Definitely one of the best lines in the game, especially the way Shepard delivers it!

[enigma1337]

Joker Post-Game:

"Hey Shepard, glad that Collector/Reaper crap is over."
*Pause*
"It is over right?"
*Pause*
"*sigh* It's never over."

Modifié par enigma1337, 13 février 2010 - 09:14 .

[Keltoris]

Insincere endorsement: You have not truly heard Shakespear until you have heard him with the voice of an Elcor.

Modifié par Keltoris, 13 février 2010 - 09:19 .

[Daerog]

Made by DarkGem2, who also did one for ME1. I thought this video was well done and funny, shows a lot of the funny lines. So, spoilers, of course.

[Pannamaslo]

"We are building a consensus. Please try again later".

[It IS Lupus]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."



"Logging you out Shepard"



"Geth do not infiltrate"



"That means Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest SoB in space....Space is mostly empty which means you could hit that ship, you could hit the planet behind that ship, Hell it could go off into deep space and hit something in ten thousand years, Just know when you pull the trigger on this you are ruining somebodies day, somewhere, somehow. That Chung is why we do not Eyeball it you are not some cowboy shooting from the hip this is a Weapon of Mass Destruction, we wait for the damn computer to give us a firing solution."

[AntiChri5]

"If you want a problem shot at ask a Turian, if you want a problem talked at ask an Asari, if you want another problem ask a Salarian. If you want a problem solved ask a human."

[Kreidian]

"With all due respect Admiral, I didn't help one of your people, I helped one of mine."

[Gill Kaiser]

Kreidian wrote...

"With all due respect Admiral, I didn't help one of your people, I helped one of mine."

Yeah, that's a great one. When my Shepard said it, it really felt like he was living up to his name (he's named Malcolm, after a certain other starship captain).

[Remaix]

"This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."

[GongStar]

"Do your research quickly Ms. vas Normandy, Captain's orders."

[PointSingularity]

Movodor wrote...

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

QTF

[Rankao]

I would say Male Shepard saying "Kadien, I haven't had the pleasure of you serving under me"



I know its from ME1 and I know its cut but I laughed the most at that line than any line in ME2.

[Seraosha]

Enkindle this.

[Srau]

In Mordins mission.
Shepard : If you want to help clan Urdnot, you need to get back there. But it would take a real badass to mak it back to the camp while injured.
Scout : i can do it !
Shepard : You ? I said a real badass, not some scout whining like a Quarian with a tummy-ache.
Tali : I am standing right here !
....

On illium, Justicar Dossier.

Shepard to Detective Anya : You superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disodey.
Tali : Let's remember that next time Shepard sets up against impossible odds.
Thane : That's about twice a day.

Modifié par Srau, 13 février 2010 - 11:38 .

[Aradace]

"Not now Shepard, trying to find out how Scale Itch got on Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren. Implications are *signature Mordin sniff* unpleasant...." Because my mind went IMMEDIATELY to Jack for some reason lol

[Keldon Northwind]

Shepard and the ship's cook discussing his position.

Cook: (as I forgot his name): "I wash my hands. Most of the times.

Shepard: "So you're the janitor AND the cook."

Cook: (as I forgot his name) "Yeah. I catch what falls through the cracks. Heh, cracks." That made me laugh so hard. It's like the lamest joke ever, but in the way he says it is just priceless.



Also the Turian in the arms dealer shop on Citadel. His facial expression is priceless followed by his standard greeting in an even more awesome voice: "Human."

[SL22]

"It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."

Also

"You humans are all racist!"

Modifié par SL22, 13 février 2010 - 12:03 .

[Sarevok Anchev]

"Find Peace in the Embrace of the Goddess!"

*Squish*CRUNCH*CRACK!* XD



Also in a Dialog with Grunt, where he makes a joke and grins, but Shepard doesnt get it.

Can someone add it?