How?!CamoBadger wrote...
I found this...it is so awsome:
The Official "I support Legion in Me3 Thread"
#1251
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 07:49
#1252
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 07:49
Weird, it isn't loading for me. I'll just go look at it on dA, but I'm sure it's a lot better than you're giving yourself credit for.Azint wrote...
This art is incomplete, therefore it is shit.
#1253
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 07:50
Inverness Moon wrote...
How?!CamoBadger wrote...
I found this...it is so awsome:
Because it`s cool?
#1254
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 07:51
Kikaimegami wrote...
Weird, it isn't loading for me. I'll just go look at it on dA, but I'm sure it's a lot better than you're giving yourself credit for.Azint wrote...
This art is incomplete, therefore it is shit.
Hmm server down?
#1255
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 09:53
*stare*kraidy1117 wrote...
Because it`s cool?
That does not explain how to do it.
#1256
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 12:49
#1257
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 04:48
#1258
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 06:49
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Legion walked into port observation, stopping a few feet away from Charla, his hands behind his back. "Charla."
Charla looked over from the couch, her mandibles instantly opening when she saw Legion. "Hi Legion. How are you?"
"We are performing at optimal levels. Are you well?" Legion responded, his headflaps lifting slightly.
"I'm doing good. Just doing some reading." Charla said, holding up an old book. "Kasumi leant me a book, and it is pretty good."
"Which story are you reading?" Legion asked, still standing with his hands behind his back.
"I think Kasumi called it The Red Badge of Courage. It's a really good read, and it is in trade language, so anyone could read it." Charla said happily. "Why are you standing with your arms behind your back?" She asked, placing the book down on the couch and standing up.
"We conducted a search on common organic dating activities. We found that the male in a relationship often prepares a meal for the female." Legion said as he brought his hands out from behind his back, holding a plate with a slightly burnt piece of meat on it. "We found that this meal was often poorly made."
"Oh Legion, you didn't have to do that." Charla exclaimed as she took the plate from Legion. "Thank you."
"You are welcomed." Legion stated, watching Charla take a bite from the meal.
"It tastes great Legion." Charla said as she forced down the food. It was not the best thing she had ever tasted before. "Thank you."
"We detect that you are not being truthful, a common occurance when the meal is presented for the female." Legion stated.
"Why would I lie about that? It tastes fine Legion." Charla said as she forced down another bite.
"We are glad that you are enjoying the meal." Legion said, his eye closing and opening quickly, trying to form a wink.
Charla couldn't help but laugh a little.
#1259
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 10:28
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Kikaimegami wrote...
You... you...... you bad personDrathanGervaise wrote...
Damn my soul.
I lost the notebook with the fan fiction.
#1260
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 12 mai 2010 - 10:29
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
exterminator wrote...
guys join and ourthreadgroup !!!!
http://social.biowar.../&v=discussions
Does not bode well.
#1261
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 02:19
Always say it tastes good!CamoBadger wrote...
Time for more fun...
#1262
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 02:22
#1263
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 03:28
Guest_CamoBadger_*
yukantseame wrote...
i've got a fever and the only prescription is more Legion.
More Legion...
Legion worked alone in the AI core, attempting to fix the bug in the Shepard VI they had recieved from Mouse on the Citadel. He had found that the programmer had been pretty lazy, leaving out a large amount of important coding. Now he just needed to add this programming into the existing files.
He was about half way finished when a pair of small hands reached around his waist from behind. "What are you working on?" Charla asked, looking over Legion's shoulder.
"We are attempting to complete the Virtual Intelligence of Shepard-Commander." Legion responded, still working on the terminal.
"How is that coming along?" Charla asked sweetly.
"The process is simple, however, it requires a large timeframe to input missing coding." Legion responded.
"That sounds like fun, for you anyways." Charla said, her mandibles opening. "You like this kind of stuff."
"Affirmative. Coding provides activity, and benefits many." Legion said as he closed the terminal.
"Are you fixing it for Mr. Shepard?" Charla asked as she watched Legion type codes into the VI's programming.
"Negative. Some of the crew recommended fixing for a prank on Shepard-Commander. However, we are finding it difficult to make the program humerous." Legion stated as he stopped typing.
"Maybe I can help. I think I've got a few jokes you could use." Charla said happily.
"Affirmative, consensus will further the project. What do you recommend Charla?" Legion asked as he prepared to code in Charla's recommendations.
"Well, I know he says 'I should go.' a lot. He could say that whenever you deactivate the VI." Charla said as she released Legion and walked around beside him.
"Affirmative, we have heard Shepard-Commander say this on numerous occasions. Coding." Legion stated as he typed into the computer. "Do you have any other recommendations Charla?"
"I have a few." Charla said, her mandibles opening again.
1 Hour Later
Garrus doubled over laughing as he deactivated the VI. "You two...oh this is great."
Legion and Charla stood behind Garrus, "Thank you Garrus, it was fun." Charla said taking hold of Legion's hand.
"Oh, I can't wait to load this into Shepard's cabin." Garrus said as he uploaded the VI into his omni-tool.
"We are glad we could help, Vakarian-Officer." Legion stated.
Garrus jogged out of the forward batteries, almost skipping with joy as he headed to the elevator.
Legion looked over at Charla once the door closed behind Garrus. "We appreciate your assistance Charla."
"It was my pleasure Legion. It was fun to help you work." Charla responded as her mandibles twitched happily.
Legion stood quiet for a moment before speaking. "Is there any task you require assistance with Charla?" Legion asked, the two flaps on the very top of his head lifting slightly then falling.
"Well, now that you mention it, there is one thing I need some help with." Charla said, leading Legion out of the forward batteries.
To Be Continued...
#1264
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 03:32
YesssssssssssCamoBadger wrote...
To Be Continued...
Poor Shepard, but.. "It was totally worth it."
#1265
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 04:09
Guest_CamoBadger_*
...Continued
Jack walked into the crew deck. She had just gotten back from a night of fight clubbing with Grunt, and she still wansn't drunk, so she decided to head to the bar for a little drink. She opened the door and froze, her eyes widening.
"What the f**k is this?" She yelled.
Legion and Charla looked over to her, "Oh, hi Jack. How are you?" Charla said, slightly out of breath.
Jack continued to stare at the two, trying to comprehend what. She saw Charla laying on the ground, with Legion laying on top of her, but she knew they weren't doing that...right? "What are you two doing?"
Legion stood up, offering a hand to Charla. "We were attempting to remove the barrel from the handgun." Legion stated.
Jack's eyes got wider. "What? Is that some wierd slang or something?"
"Slang for what? We were trying to get the barrel out of my pistol so we could clean it, but it hasn't been oiled in a while so it was stuck." Charla said, pointing across the room.
Jack almost lost it, until she looked over to where Charla was pointing. Sure enough there was a handgun inside of a vicegrip, attached to the table, the barrel lying on the floor beneath it. Jack looked back over to Charla and Legion. "So how the hell did you two end up over here on top of each other?" Jack asked.
"Well, we were both pulling on the barrel, and then it suddenly released...so we kind of, fell." Charla said, rubbing the back of her neck.
"Alright then...so there was nothing inappropriate going on in here?" Jack asked, slowly grabbing a bottle of alcohol from the bar.
"No, what made you think that?" Charla asked, not sure why Jack would ask that.
Jack just smacked herself on the forehead as she walked out of the room. "No reason. Have fun you two." Jack said as she pulled the top off of the bottle.
Charla stared at the closed door for a minute, "What did she think we were doing?" Charla asked, running the scenario through her mind to try and figure it out. She looked over at the pistol that was still in a vice on the table, then looked at the spot they had fallen. She looked back up at the door. She placed her hands over her face, Legion could barely hear what she said through her hands. "Oh no."
#1266
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 04:19
Hilariously awkward, you meanCamoBadger wrote...
Prepare yourselves for an awkward situation...
#1267
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 04:50
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
#1268
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 04:56
#1269
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 04:57
Modifié par Inverness Moon, 13 mai 2010 - 04:58 .
#1270
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 05:15
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Inverness Moon wrote...
You'd think Legion would be an excellent cook, since he is a robot after all. As long as he downloads the instructions from the Extranet of course.
Indeed he would...but he assumed it was a part of the entire thing for the meal to be poorly made.
#1271
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 05:44
Legion gets special synthetic mobile platform replacement oil!
#1272
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 05:52
Wooooooooo *glug glug glug* *hic*Andaius20 wrote...
Hey folks, passing around drinks fro mthe past 5K page party, *pours booze for everyone*
Legion gets special synthetic mobile platform replacement oil!
#1273
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 05:59
I'll leave you with the conundrum pic again.
#1274
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 06:07
Conundrum?Andaius20 wrote...
I'll leave you with the conundrum pic again.
#1275
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 13 mai 2010 - 06:10
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Inverness Moon wrote...
Conundrum?Andaius20 wrote...
I'll leave you with the conundrum pic again.
Tali with Geth Pulse Rifle on her Recruitment Mission.
Conundrum Rectified with "Gibbed Save Game and .INI Editor".




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