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[Borschtbeet]

Come on Bioware!  Was it really necessary to have Jacob wear a jumpsuit that is so tight around the crotch?  Now whenever I see him it's almost impossible to miss his black bulge portruding from the fabric.

What is Jacob trying to do?  Prove to the Collectors who has bigger balls...literally?

[corebit]

Jacob's body frame is hideously out of proportion and very cartoony. Big wide upper body and skinny legs. This is made worse by his tight spandex outfit. He is obviously trying to overcompensate for something...

[Leyt22]

He apparently neglected the squat rack when he was hitting the gym, perhaps accentuating his beef log.

[Borschtbeet]

Yeah, I see people who look like Jacob at the gym sometimes. It's what happens when you work your upper body but ignore your legs.

[Weskerr]

Well to be fair to Jacob Taylor, Miranda also has a big protruding bulge - except she has two of them, and they're not protruding from her crotch, but from her chest. What is she trying to prove?

[Borschtbeet]

Weskerr wrote...

Well to be fair to Jacob Taylor, Miranda also has a big protruding bulge - except she has two of them, and they're not protruding from her crotch, but from her chest. What is she trying to prove?

She has two big portruding bulges in her ass too.

I imagine she's trying to live up to her status as "the perfect woman."

[Borschtbeet]

In all seriousness though. I wish they had Jacob wear armor rather than a Spandex bodysuit.

[Weskerr]

Borschtbeet wrote...

In all seriousness though. I wish they had Jacob wear armor rather than a Spandex bodysuit.

I see your point. I've seen male ballet dancers with less crotch protrusion than Jacob.

[Borschtbeet]

Jacob's man package brought up memories of David Bowie from the movie the Labrynth when he was wearing those shiny, silver spandex pants while dancing and singing. It kept bouncing around, so naseuating.



Jacob's balls do not need to be seen by male players. If they want to keep Jacob's spandex for female players though, I understand.

[Borschtbeet]

double post...

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 13 février 2010 - 02:15 .

[yhibiki]

Well, I'm really glad that Jacob is in a tight body suit. Eyecandy for me!

[Beregar]

Eye candy is eye candy. Spandex is good way to give fanservice. I presume that's why Samara basically lets her breasts hang out or Miranda wears her spandex (and I recall her boots looked highly impractical too). I didn't think his bulge was particularly pronounced - certainly better than having no bulge at all. Curious that people noticed though, perhaps someone is feeling a bit insecure, eh, eh?

Me? I like staring at other men's bulges... mmm...

[AntWrig]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Yeah, I see people who look like Jacob at the gym sometimes. It's what happens when you work your upper body but ignore your legs.

Squat's and deadlifts will get you there. Bioware should model Jacob after me. Check out this months Muscle and Fitness, Mens Heatlh etc... You will see me in a ad for bodybuilding.com.

[Beregar]

AntWrig wrote...
Squat's and deadlifts will get you there. Bioware should model Jacob after me. Check out this months Muscle and Fitness, Mens Heatlh etc... You will see me in a ad for bodybuilding.com.

Bodybuilding is overrated! Better to be a sleazy couch potato like me! 

[Loerwyn]

Miranda, if you look closely, actually reveals her "ladyparts" too, to some degree.



Once you see it, you *cannot* unsee it.

[durasteel]

I'm gonna go on a bacon cheeseburger binge so that BioWare will be able to model the new updated volus model in ME3 on me. It will be my claim to fame, my ticket to immortality... my shining path to cardiac arrest.

[AntWrig]

Beregar wrote...

AntWrig wrote...
Squat's and deadlifts will get you there. Bioware should model Jacob after me. Check out this months Muscle and Fitness, Mens Heatlh etc... You will see me in a ad for bodybuilding.com.

Bodybuilding is overrated! Better to be a sleazy couch potato like me! 

The recent blizzard in the mid-atlantic has brought me back to couch potato roots.. for a week that is.

[durasteel]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

Miranda, if you look closely, actually reveals her "ladyparts" too, to some degree.

Once you see it, you *cannot* unsee it.

Amen. 

I <3 Miranda.

[AntWrig]

durasteel wrote...

I'm gonna go on a bacon cheeseburger binge so that BioWare will be able to model the new updated volus model in ME3 on me. It will be my claim to fame, my ticket to immortality... my shining path to cardiac arrest.

You do know that for the most part high cholestoral levels are due to genetics. I was on a high fat, protein and low carb nutrition cycle for a very long time. Anyway, that's neither here or there.

[Weskerr]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

Miranda, if you look closely, actually reveals her "ladyparts" too, to some degree.

Once you see it, you *cannot* unsee it.

The ******. I remember seeing it during her loyalty mission.

[Beregar]

AntWrig wrote...

The recent blizzard in the mid-atlantic has brought me back to couch potato roots.. for a week that is.

Eh roads filled with snow or what? A week of rest is a week of rest though. You could always get a home gym.

(*uses his powers of derailing the thread* )

[AntWrig]

Weskerr wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

Miranda, if you look closely, actually reveals her "ladyparts" too, to some degree.

Once you see it, you *cannot* unsee it.

The ******. I remember seeing it during her loyalty mission.

That's the first thing I noticed.

[Kusy]

AntWrig wrote...

You do know that for the most part high cholestoral levels are due to genetics.

American talk.

[AntWrig]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

AntWrig wrote...

You do know that for the most part high cholestoral levels are due to genetics.

American talk.

Scientific Fact.
I suggest you checkout www.stronglifts.com. Oh, and the guy is from Greece.

@Beregar   Yeah, I used it as an excuse. However, when Monday comes. It's on!

[Nautica773]

I can honestly say I've never noticed Jacob's man package. Though, to be fair, I never really talk to Jacob in the first place.