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[vashts1985]

i loled. all male humans in the game have codpieces. all codpieces are the same regarless of the size of the "user" in this game.

you want to talk about "eyecandy" you should really pay more attention to Mirandas crotch.

talk about a *Toe of a certain desert faring land mammal*. do want

[LexXxich]

Mmmmm! ass effect.

Seriously. I liked Samara's eyes. Her having cleavage *that* big was quite unnecessary. I know that by 1000 years she is very secure with her sexuality, but she is a warrior. Such unprotected areas are very vulnerable.

[Borschtbeet]

vashts1985 wrote...

i loled. all male humans in the game have codpieces. all codpieces are the same regarless of the size of the "user" in this game.

you want to talk about "eyecandy" you should really pay more attention to Mirandas crotch.

talk about a *Toe of a certain desert faring land mammal*. do want

It wasn't a codpiece.  If you look closely it was clearly phallic shaped.  Not that I looked closely, I'm just very perceptive.

[chelseaisthepan]

this thread is disturbing, but good for a laugh.



on-topic: when I talked to Miranda as a FemShep, I got tons of shots of her.. ass-ets. it didn't bother me, it was just unnecessary.

[Frotality]

Borschtbeet wrote...

In all seriousness though. I wish they had Jacob wear armor rather than a Spandex bodysuit.

as well as everyone else severely under-equipped for combat. im looking at you, high heels, straps, and cleavage.

[crimsonrhodelia]

fortunesque wrote...

Shavon wrote...

I'm only concerned with Kaidan and Thane's

What did you expect me to pst in a thread like this??

Lol. I was more referring to the silly boys that have issues with it.

Example of my point

So THAT's what pressing the lights in the right order releases...!

[peterflam]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Come on Bioware!  Was it really necessary to have Jacob wear a jumpsuit that is so tight around the crotch?  Now whenever I see him it's almost impossible to miss his black bulge portruding from the fabric.

What is Jacob trying to do?  Prove to the Collectors who has bigger balls...literally?

he has a huge muscle builder's upper body and little school girl legs. his uniform looks like bicyclist spandex.

Modifié par peterflam, 14 février 2010 - 04:41 .

[NickerBocker2013]

This is one of the funniest threads lol. Seriously though, why does it matter so much? OMG boobs, penises, save me! You can handle swear language, alcohol, and shooting people to death but ****** ass and dick are "unnecessary"? Come on, its a part of life, live a little.



The clothes they wear in combat being an odd choice is understandable however

[Kwonnern]

No thread on "Daddy Bags" Donelly yet?

Modifié par Kwonnern, 14 février 2010 - 05:37 .

[Kwonnern]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Yeah, I see people who look like Jacob at the gym sometimes. It's what happens when you work your upper body but ignore your legs.

Physiques like Jacob is VERY common these days, since many many neglect the wheels.

Most focus on upperbody-development, so Jacob is a realistic depiction of the regular gym-going male.

[AtreiyaN7]

*snicker* Funny, now I feel like playing just to check out how noticeable this is even though I've never actually paid much attention to Jacob's, err, lower half.

[Ski Mask Wei]

RighteousRage wrote...

I found Jacob's acne more noticeable, to be honest

I noticed that as well.  They can bring a human back from the dead after two years but brothers in the future are still suffering from razor bumps?  Cotdamn. 

Jokes aside , that level of graphic detail impressed me.

[Kwonnern]

fortunesque wrote...

All the main dudes have some form of accentuated bulge... you just noticed one?

Maybe OP was focused on Jacob? (and didn't notice the others)

[Collider]

I wasn't looking in that area, never noticed it.

[Loerwyn]

chelseaisthepan wrote...

this thread is disturbing, but good for a laugh.

on-topic: when I talked to Miranda as a FemShep, I got tons of shots of her.. ass-ets. it didn't bother me, it was just unnecessary.

Ass Effect 2: Revenge of Miranda's Ass.
I wonder if she absorbs anything she sits on.