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Do you think Shepard used a rubber when he scrogged Tali?


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Borschtbeet

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I don't think he did because I think his man juices are what made Tali sick afterwards.  At least Shepard doesn't have to worry about knocking her up.

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Yantze

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What the hell man its a game. Why even think about that?

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syllogi

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EDIT:  since people are going to see this post and not my subsequent ones, never mind.  But this thread still makes me weep for Tali.  :crying:

Modifié par TeenZombie, 13 février 2010 - 05:22 .


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Funkcase

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I think the lubricants would make her ill also.

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PingoBlack

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Yes, of course he did. :)

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lord magnious

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The way Tali jumps on him I really don't think he had time.

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Well I'm glad to see that you haven't been bothered by the little things in this game and move straight on to the big issues.

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For all I know, he could have used a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle

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Borschtbeet wrote...

I don't think he did because I think his man juices are what made Tali sick afterwards.  At least Shepard doesn't have to worry about knocking her up.

I don't know (or care), but I'm thinking that your father should have used one about 9 months prior to your birth. Dumbest thread so far this week.

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Its an RPG.
You get to decide! Image IPB

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Borschtbeet

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I'm just thinking that all those infections and illnesses Tali had afterwards were a result of Shepard's man yoghurt.



Of course maybe Shepard did use a non dextro protein condom and that made her sick.

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what is this i don't even

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TeenZombie wrote...

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Tali fans.


This seems like the opposite, actually. A true Tali fan would know that the most basic precaution Shepard would have needed to take would have been to minimise the risk of biological material coming into contact with Tali.

This is either a juvenile or a troll.

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*beats head against wall*

This is the humanity poor Shep has been through hell for?

Modifié par chem light, 13 février 2010 - 04:49 .


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TeenZombie wrote...

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Tali fans.


Please don't lump Tali fans in with this degenerate. Thank you.

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Gill Kaiser wrote...

This is either a juvenile or a troll.


Well he also started a thread complaining about the size of Jacob's crotch, so go figure...

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Who cares...



"it was totally worth it" rofl....

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Borschtbeet

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I'm speaking purely out of concern for Tali's health and well being. Scrogging her may very well mean she might not live to make it in Mass Effect 3. That is why I'm speculating over whether or not Shepard took the proper precautions before scrogging her.



Tali did kind of catch him off guard though.

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Borschtbeet wrote...

I'm speaking purely out of concern for Tali's health and well being.


She is a fictional character.

Scrogging her may very well mean she might not live to make it in Mass Effect 3.


She is a fictional character.

That is why I'm speculating over whether or not Shepard took the proper precautions before scrogging her.


It's down to your interpretation...

Oh, and she is a fictional character.

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Cosmicinator wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

I'm speaking purely out of concern for Tali's health and well being.


She is a fictional character.


Scrogging her may very well mean she might not live to make it in Mass Effect 3.


She is a fictional character.


That is why I'm speculating over whether or not Shepard took the proper precautions before scrogging her.


It's down to your interpretation...

Oh, and she is a fictional character.


Of course she's fictional but her well being is tied to her continued prevalance as a character in the Mass Effect universe.
If Shepard shot toxic yoghurt inside her, it could make a lot of Tali fans unhappy in Mass Effect 3.

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My Shepard didn't because he never slept with her, because he isn't a dirty xeno-lover.

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Cosmicinator

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Does it really matter?

As far as I know she wasn't afflicted with a terminal illness as soon as the mission was over, that and she is a fictional character in the Mass Effect universe, we'll just start up the Lazarus project again!

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TeenZombie wrote...

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Tali fans.


Not every Tali fan is a pervert. Some of us just think she's a good character.

Someone needs to start a counter-fan group for Tali where anyone who even mentions "dem hips" is shot on sight :P

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We're assuming they even have compatable genitalia here - that crap only works in Star Trek. And if that suit of hers is akin to something like the still-suits from Dune, it probably took her half an hour to get out of it, and then there was all the waste-products to deal with... got to be a passion-killer. Thank God Shep's room has its own shower.

Oh, and yeah, it's a bloody stupid question...

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Cosmicinator wrote...

Does it really matter?

As far as I know she wasn't afflicted with a terminal illness as soon as the mission was over, that and she is a fictional character in the Mass Effect universe, we'll just start up the Lazarus project again!


Lazarus project?  You think Ceberus would invest that kind of money to save a Quarian? 

What we heard from Tali are short term implications of her scrogging with Shepard.  There could be long term health problems which have yet to develop.  This may be determined by whether or not her uterus came into contact with any of Shepard's yoghurt.