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[Roninraver]

durasteel wrote...

It might be worth noting that Tali is a mammal... she has breasts. It is reasonable to suspect that the plumbing is compatible, unlike Garrus, who is a bird with metal feathers.

We assume Tali is a mammal, or a space mammal analogue.  For all we know those lumps on her chest are storage areas for fatty substances in case of starvation, and serve no other purpose (IE: feeding young.)

But hearing about Tali's birth on the flotilla, and specifically hearing that Quarians are livebirthed, does make their being a mammal analogue more likely.

[Zhijn]

What a strange topic. Heeh.

[Pannamaslo]

This thread *facepalm*

[Nightvision91]

Pannamaslo wrote...

This thread *facepalm*

Win.

[OverlordNexas]

posting in an epic thread

[jerms510]

oh man, many lulz were had. I think the He-man gif stole the show, though.

[Exploding8]

I admit, I lawled... a lot...

[Llandaryn]

I have a telescope, and I still can't see the top of the barrell from down here.

[Deinonychus]

BobbyTheI wrote...

Man, this thread.  Between the OP and the people freaking out at even the thought of, you know, the actual SEX that most likely occurred...

Oh, and for the record, we already have the definite answer for this question:

Haha, CSI Miami.

[grayfox4000]

Borschtbeet wrote...

I don't think he did because I think his man juices are what made Tali sick afterwards.  At least Shepard doesn't have to worry about knocking her up.

Tali didn't want anything "In the way" why she took off her suit... this is why she says. "She wants to feel his skin on hers, and it to feel real." Btw they don't get sick from human sicknesses like she wouldn't get the chicken pocks if shepard had it. She explains this, Her body only reacts to the unknown sickness like getting a fever. She doesn't actually get sick she only got a cold in quarian standards by doing it with Shepard. She explains she doesn't get sick in the same way humans do. Its only a reaction to the unknown matter to her body its unknown.

Modifié par grayfox4000, 13 février 2010 - 06:55 .

[Dark_Caduceus]

Doubtful he did, probably headshotted her.

[chool77]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Cosmicinator wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

I'm speaking purely out of concern for Tali's health and well being.

She is a fictional character.

Scrogging her may very well mean she might not live to make it in Mass Effect 3.

She is a fictional character.

That is why I'm speculating over whether or not Shepard took the proper precautions before scrogging her.

It's down to your interpretation...

Oh, and she is a fictional character.

Of course she's fictional but her well being is tied to her continued prevalance as a character in the Mass Effect universe.
If Shepard shot toxic yoghurt inside her, it could make a lot of Tali fans unhappy in Mass Effect 3.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOO toxic yoghurt... your ace's in my book:lol:

[grayfox4000]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Doubtful he did, probably headshotted her.

Anything is possible, tali seemed dominate of a woman after shepard took off her mask. She might be wild like that after seeing her take dominance. Just because she is shy doesn't mean she can't be wild in bed. Shes so cute when she shows how shes feeling.

[FlurryJK2]

They should of done it in the shower.....speaking which how come fem shep takes showers but not male shep

[chool77]

FlurryJK2 wrote...

They should of done it in the shower.....speaking which how come fem shep takes showers but not male shep

cuz  male shep loves to smell his greatness  

duh

[Tirranek]

It's ok, their amino acids are all different, so it's not like they can get sick if they go natural.

[chool77]

you know why none of this can happen







cerberus forgot to put back on his di_ck lol

[Garuda One]

chool77 wrote...

you know why none of this can happen



cerberus forgot to put back on his di_ck lol

Of course they stuck it back on him. I'm not a Miranda fan but I'm sure she found the biggest one and stuck it there, then again because Shepard is such a badass his wouldn't merely burn up in some random planets atmosphere, It would take Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, the entire Reaper fleet and the Death Star to take it out, and all of the planets in the Sol System would have to be aligned in order for it to work.

[Nastrod]

This game was a suicide mission and Tali knew the risks when she joined the crew

[Crowwalker100]

Sigh... With posts like this, I know it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here..

[Dark_Caduceus]

grayfox4000 wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Doubtful he did, probably headshotted her.

Anything is possible, tali seemed dominate of a woman after shepard took off her mask. She might be wild like that after seeing her take dominance. Just because she is shy doesn't mean she can't be wild in bed. Shes so cute when she shows how shes feeling.

The quiet ones in public are always the craziest in bed.

[SirEmilCrane]

Borschtbeet wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

...

Tali fans.

He's sure as hell not one of us

You say you're a Tali fan?  You're not even concerned about her health.  It's clear Tali acted out of passion and her feelings for Shepard.  She might not have thought this through.
Tali's life could be in danger and nobody else is even talking about it.

finally found the correct response

[Dark_Caduceus]

I wonder if Tali has a vagina!?

[Mondo47]

The longer this trainwreck of a thread goes on, all this talk of toxic yoghurt and allergic reactions...

Liz Phair - HWC. Thread soundtrack sorted.

I'll go hide now and wait for the sound of screaming metal

[madisk]

Borschtbeet wrote...

I'm just thinking that all those infections and illnesses Tali had afterwards were a result of Shepard's man yoghurt.

Of course maybe Shepard did use a non dextro protein condom and that made her sick.

What the hell is a non-dextro-protein condom?