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[Doug84]

ComTrav wrote...

Dave the Seagull wrote...

Oh you'll probably hate the Zero Punctuation review, if 7.5 annoys you

But Yahtze will be funny about it!

Besides, as he often says, no one listens to him to talk about games how much he likes a game. (Although his Duke Nukem 3D review shows how appropriately moved even such a hard-bitten cynic as he can be moved by such a transcendent masterpiece of human creative thought.)

Yes, but that WAS Duke Nukem 3D - a piece of such creative power that no human is physically capable of hating it.

[Chained_Creator]

Dave the Seagull wrote...

Oh you'll probably hate the Zero Punctuation review, if 7.5 annoys you

I-but-satire!

[Ararara]

Dinkamus_Littlelog wrote...

Best review of ME2 Ive seen so far. Right on the spot, and this crap needs to be said over the arse kissing 10/10s that gloss over glaring faults that must be improved on for ME3.

Except this reviewer is a moron. Read his other reviews, he played games with the music off and he didn't finish some games, and rated them horrible, like he knows. He also says music and graphics don't matter in a game, etc. Half the stuff he says makes no sense and the "Low" part of his review is only because he probably didn't pay attention to the story.


What I'm pissed about, is it counts as an official review.

Modifié par Ararara, 14 février 2010 - 11:55 .

[Ararara]

For example, a PSP game, Final Fantasy Crisis Core, he rated it 3.5 and only played for a few hours with the noise off and said it was horrible. He also said it was a failure and that the Final Fantasy franchise is failing because of it. When FFCC was one of the best PSP games and was a greatest hit.

[ZennExile]

Ararara wrote...

For example, a PSP game, Final Fantasy Crisis Core, he rated it 3.5 and only played for a few hours with the noise off and said it was horrible. He also said it was a failure and that the Final Fantasy franchise is failing because of it. When FFCC was one of the best PSP games and was a greatest hit.

To be fair "greatest hit" just means lower price than it used to be.

Modifié par ZennExile, 14 février 2010 - 11:58 .

[newcomplex]

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

[Ararara]

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

[Ararara]

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

I agree though, Final Fantasy does suck now, FFXIII is overrated.

Thing is, if you review a game as a critic, you should atleast finish the game and play with the sound on.

Modifié par Ararara, 15 février 2010 - 12:22 .

[AM50]

Ararara wrote...

http://www.gamecriti...effect-2-review

HIGH Plenty of the same great writing and character work BioWare
is known for.

LOW The collective lack of surprise at
Shepard's resurrection.

WTF Do people really want to have
sex with grotesque alien crewmates?

(It counts as an official game rank)

Hahahahahahahahahahahha then these two "reviewers" are separate from almost every other magazine, website, and newspaper that reviewed the game.

[Doug84]

Ararara wrote...

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

To be fair, I didn't rate Borderlands much myself. BUT I was stupid enough to buy the horribly gimped PC version, so thats probably why. And I don't really have any gamer friends, so I didn't have a regular team of people I know.

[Ararara]

Doug84 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

To be fair, I didn't rate Borderlands much myself. BUT I was stupid enough to buy the horribly gimped PC version, so thats probably why. And I don't really have any gamer friends, so I didn't have a regular team of people I know.

He also said Assassins creed 2 was crap and the controls were weird and says uncharted 2 sucks.

Modifié par Ararara, 15 février 2010 - 12:36 .

[AM50]

Ararara wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

To be fair, I didn't rate Borderlands much myself. BUT I was stupid enough to buy the horribly gimped PC version, so thats probably why. And I don't really have any gamer friends, so I didn't have a regular team of people I know.

He also said Assassins creed 2 was crap and the controls were weird and says uncharted 2 sucks.

So what does he like then? Pacman? Or were those controls crap. :-/ I should get a big fancy title and just say I hate everything.

[Ararara]

AM50 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

To be fair, I didn't rate Borderlands much myself. BUT I was stupid enough to buy the horribly gimped PC version, so thats probably why. And I don't really have any gamer friends, so I didn't have a regular team of people I know.

He also said Assassins creed 2 was crap and the controls were weird and says uncharted 2 sucks.

So what does he like then? Pacman? Or were those controls crap. :-/ I should get a big fancy title and just say I hate everything.

Some game called Snatcher - Sega CD.

Modifié par Ararara, 15 février 2010 - 12:46 .

[Madriker]

The only reviews I ever pay attention to are the ones Gametrailers puts out, an' that's only when I'm deciding whether I really want to purchase a game or not. Otherwise, reviews don't mean a damn thing to me. Don't need anyone's bias other than my own to judge whether I'll like a game or not.

[AM50]

Ararara wrote...

AM50 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Ararara wrote...

newcomplex wrote...

idk anyone who ****s on Final Fantasy gets a star in my book.

It wasn't just FF though, it was Borderlands, and other really popular games, borderlands got a 4 or something.

To be fair, I didn't rate Borderlands much myself. BUT I was stupid enough to buy the horribly gimped PC version, so thats probably why. And I don't really have any gamer friends, so I didn't have a regular team of people I know.

He also said Assassins creed 2 was crap and the controls were weird and says uncharted 2 sucks.

So what does he like then? Pacman? Or were those controls crap. :-/ I should get a big fancy title and just say I hate everything.

Some game called Snatcher - Sega CD.

I might believe his review had the metacritic score not been 96..... but come on. He is one of those guys who wants to stand out by hating something good.

[HectorB]

 Complete Rubish!!!

[Seraosha]

*Yawn* The OP is such an axe grinder. We get it, you don't like the reviewer. That doesn't mean 7.5 is a terrible review, nor does it mean that he's right or wrong. Why does something have to be universally adored to be good?

[PT.Vohnsen]

Madriker wrote...

The only reviews I ever pay attention to are the ones Gametrailers puts out, an' that's only when I'm deciding whether I really want to purchase a game or not. Otherwise, reviews don't mean a damn thing to me. Don't need anyone's bias other than my own to judge whether I'll like a game or not.

Yeah, i like them to...
Not that they should decide for me, but so far i have agreed 95% with them.

[trigger2kill1]

could it be that these 2 guys are the 2 that wouldn't take tha bribe money?



Just throwing it out there... no reason to go spreading it around.