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[addiction21]

Kilo Trip wrote...

You really didn't think "Pants" the giant Terminator was a lame fight?

As lame as the  spiderman wanna be terminator boss fight at the end of the first game...

[Abirn]

Shepard will only relinquish one bullet. You may choose where you want it.

[Sursion]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker does a better robot imitation than an actual robot.

You are fail.

[EricHVela]

The fourth shot of the Mystery Drink at Eternity sobers you right up.

[KPnuts123]

The collectors killed Shepard once and all it did was ****** him/her off

[Tyreal42a]

1. Salarians are apparently very attractive to some Krogan.

2. Shepard is '2 small' and if nothing is done to rectify this, his (Assuming male Shepard) love interest will inevitably leave him for a Krogan.

3. Outside of the game, Tali is apparently more popular than Jesus and inspires more fanatic behaviour than God. In game, everyone talks about her as if she's not there while she's within hearing range.

4. Quarians have a good poker face.

5. Mordin is apparently an expert on the kama sutra for all alien species. That Salarian gets around.

6. Garrus really, REALLY loves callibrating.

7. Morrigan apparently took the child she bears at the end of Dragon Age and fled into outer space to raise it.

8. The only way to resolve the Quarian's problems is to call a Landsmeet.

9. No one on the Citadel knows what a Geth looks like.

10. On a ship full of various species, with many flexible and athletic people, a stiff-jointed robot is the best dancer.

Modifié par Tyreal42a, 14 février 2010 - 06:35 .

[EricHVela]

Sursion wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker does a better robot imitation than an actual robot.

You are fail.

You are illiterate. I didn't say Joker "does the robot". Go back and read it again... slowly if you have to. (Total fail.)

[Sursion]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Sursion wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker does a better robot imitation than an actual robot.

You are fail.

You are illiterate. I didn't say Joker "does the robot". Go back and read it again... slowly if you have to. (Total fail.)

You said Joker does a better imitation then an actual robot.

I just posted a video of Legion dominating Joker in the area of acting like a robot.

You = Fail

[addiction21]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Sursion wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker does a better robot imitation than an actual robot.

You are fail.

You are illiterate. I didn't say Joker "does the robot". Go back and read it again... slowly if you have to. (Total fail.)

You have just learned that the internet is the last place to expect reading comprehension.

[EricHVela]

addiction21 wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Sursion wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker does a better robot imitation than an actual robot.

You are fail.

You are illiterate. I didn't say Joker "does the robot". Go back and read it again... slowly if you have to. (Total fail.)

You have just learned that the internet is the last place to expect reading comprehension.

Yep. Surison proved that point twice, to boot.

[SuperVaderMan]

Blasto has no time for your solid waste excretions

[Alexandus]

-Somebody on the Normandy has relations with Varren



-Krogan puberty is much like human puberty.



-AI's are only friendly if they're a girl, or have a cool name like "Legion." (Dang it Cortana, can't you hack into that Collector ship faster!)



-Every conceivable location is littered with explosive barrels. Apparently in the future, explosives are popular decorations.



-After 2 failed sneaky plans, the Reapers will get incredibly frustrated and pull a LEEEROY JEENKINSSSSS on us. At least they have chicken.

[EricHVela]

The trash compactor is always full, and there's a lot of Space to throw trash. (Did anyone find any actual use for that other than to know where Zaeed got the thing that he used for target practice?)

Most of the guys in ME1/2 (especially Shepard) don't know how to dance.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 14 février 2010 - 06:59 .

[addiction21]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Most of the guys in ME1/2 (especially Shepard) don't know how to dance.

Oh god its so true. That and the females are either strippers dancing like strippers or dancing like they are rolling at a Rave.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Jack thinks my Shepard sounds like an F'n Psy

[Bootsykk]

We have learned that probably every single person who recruited morinth has been shoved onto the failboat by their own curiosity.




Don't deny.

[thehistorysage]

ReggarBlane wrote...

The trash compactor is always full, and there's a lot of Space to throw trash. (Did anyone find any actual use for that other than to know where Zaeed got the thing that he used for target practice?)

Most of the guys in ME1/2 (especially Shepard) don't know how to dance.

No, but I found it oddly amusing. I was really expecting a confrontation when Joker became playable where we got to crush a collector in the compactor and blow their cubed corpse into space. Alas no such luck.

[Daralii]

ReggarBlane wrote...

The trash compactor is always full, and there's a lot of Space to throw trash. (Did anyone find any actual use for that other than to know where Zaeed got the thing that he used for target practice?)

Most of the guys in ME1/2 (especially Shepard) don't know how to dance.

Better than Revan and the Exile at least?

[Onyx Jaguar]

Also learned that Treason is OK as long as Keith David won't allow such accusations!

[Kommando Oberst]

Quarians can't decide on an accent.

[FlashedMyDrive]

That Garrus loves calibrating.

[Chained_Creator]

The galaxy is in on some sort of child-disappearing plot scheme.

[SuperVaderMan]

That the Normandy SR2 has really dirty engines, and Tali always needs to "clean" them

[addiction21]

Chained_Creator wrote...

The galaxy is in on some sort of child-disappearing plot scheme.

Child labor laws have been repealed and those little bastards are put to work in the factories where they belong.

[Onyx Jaguar]

That the best place to buy food on the citadel is in the Zakera wards