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[Dark_Caduceus]

Miranda has alot of work to do even after the suicide mission has been accomplished as a complete success.

[Chained_Creator]

addiction21 wrote...

Chained_Creator wrote...

The galaxy is in on some sort of child-disappearing plot scheme.

Child labor laws have been repealed and those little bastards are put to work in the factories where they belong.

Haha, this is so wrong, but I find myself laughing.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Everyone has parent issues or is a problematic parent



Unless you are a Scientist Salarian

[DeMoNxDaVe]

That Dr. Chakwas is really secretly a drunk. But a happy one.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Tali is bi-sexual.

[DeMoNxDaVe]

Oh and watching a Salarian slowly die is much more painful then watching a Batarian slowly die. At least for me.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Cause batarians are hoes. On my first run-through, when Mordin died, that "Tell them... I held the line..." made me choke up a little.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Anyone notice the Salarian says "whatever she wants" to the Batarian when you first go into Omega?

Was it referring to Aria or something way too clever for my face?

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 14 février 2010 - 08:10 .

[GodWood]

That the Krogan edition of Fornax is called: Krogasm.

[Talogrungi]

One should never ask Zaal'Koris for ship-naming advice.

[Hellish Wolf]

That the Normandy has a team of Mexicans that can pack 11 people into a very small drop ship.

[Veen130]

That Mess Sergeant Gardener now uses more food and less ass.

[Llandaryn]

Garrus has good reach, and he likes flexible women.

[Hellish Wolf]

That bypassing security firewalls only requires that you match 3 codes.

[Deinonychus]

That everything about Grunt is a lie.

[Hellish Wolf]

Looking at random computers and piles of trash will get you a few thousand dollars.

[Veen130]

Grunt hates Turians. Isn't that great?

[StaR_JeS]

Conrad Verner's love for Shepard never dies. NEVER DIES DAMNIT!

[Veen130]

That Conrad Verner has no time for training.

[StaR_JeS]

That Liara can't possibly be bothered to go hack her own friggin' terminals herself... >_>

[medlish]

Female AIs can be into femdom.

[valleyman88]

Asari matriarchs with a krogan father are epicly cool.

[Veen130]

That "That was a joke"

[Tyreal42a]

11. EDI knows when you are in the bathroom of the opposite sex. And she judges you.

12. No matter how many times you convince Garrus to go by the book, the second you leave him, he will immdiately revert to a criminal killing machine.

13. Samara's figure is in better shape at 600+ than most Asari maidens.

14. According to the majority of loyalty missions, fathers are more evil, and a greater threat, than the Reapers.

15. All Quarians outside of the Floatilla do nothing but get into trouble and wait for Shepard to save them.

16. Out of all the squad mate's 'fathers', Grunt's was actually the most competent.

17. Shepard is incredibly competitive and insecure about his appearance. Despite installing medical equipment to remove his scars, he/she refuses to tell Garrus about it for fear he will steal all the women....or men.

18. Never leave Joker to babysit your children or pets. Or feed your fish or water your plants. Or look after your house.

19. Any person, no matter how seemingly small or irrelevant at the time that are left alive in an earlier game, no matter how large the galaxy, will somehow meet you later on in a sequel.

20. If you have a remaining crew of trained military and a crippled pilot on a ship taken over by evil space aliens and need to select one person to save the day, always go with the cripple.

Modifié par Tyreal42a, 14 février 2010 - 09:28 .

[Homebound]

FemaleShepard should not ingest when in the final stage of the Garrus LI.

Doing so may cause allergic reactions and epileptic shock.



Bosh'tet is a Quarian insult.



Jack is a Bisexual



Miranda has a very nice ass



Quarians dont just get sick from foreign viruses, most of the time it only results in an infection.



The Drell were rescued from their over-populated world by the Hanar.

The remaining Drell on the homeworld then proceeded in killing each other off in a giant war.