- The the council went through counciling to forget the reapers are a threat to the galaxy.
- That TIM went through extensive eye surgery to see towards the future.
- Shepard can make anything look good whether it is the Alliance, the Spectres or Cerberus.
- Kelly is a free-spirited girl.
- I will be in my best behavior when a Justicar is around.
- Despite no longer military Jacob still likes to Salute people.
- Facial scarring is attractive to the opposite sex.
- Reapers wanted to recreate Humanity's biggest iconic symbol. Arnold Schwarzenneger!!!
So What Have We Learned?
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#128
Posté 14 février 2010 - 09:46
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Take that pole out of your ass and beat people to death with it.
That you can never make Garrus uncomfortable. Nervous, yes, but never uncomfortable.
Always savor the last shot before popping the heatsink.
Don't book the room till the last minute
That the poor guy wants something to go right for just once, just...
That you can never make Garrus uncomfortable. Nervous, yes, but never uncomfortable.
Always savor the last shot before popping the heatsink.
Don't book the room till the last minute
That the poor guy wants something to go right for just once, just...
#129
Posté 14 février 2010 - 09:48
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paragons make contradictory store endorsements.
the SR-2's weapons require EXTENSIVE calibrations.
Tali's face actually is the mask.
the lazarus project was not as extensive as it seemed: shepard walks with a gimp, can barely run for a few seconds, cant dance, and cant smile properly.
Zaeed is too cool for 2-way conversations.
alien fish require ridiculous amounts of regular feeding.
the fundamental science of non-atmosphere environments and infantry warfare in ME1 was all a lie; all you need is a mask in hazardous locals such as the space outside a brown dwarf, chlorine environments, and automated non-atmosphere geth stations, and armor is only for psychological security i guess....and krogans.
mordin possesses the ability to create a collector seeker for study with absolutely no concrete information on them.
the shuttle is so awesome that your whole team apparently rides in it for every mission.
loyalty to shepard can actually make otherwise deadly piles of falling debris harmless.
the reapers wage psychological warfare not only with husks and human-reapers, but with disturbing sexually-implied threats (do you feel this? i know you feel this... if i must tear you apart shepard, i will!)
and of course...that grunt is krogan.
the SR-2's weapons require EXTENSIVE calibrations.
Tali's face actually is the mask.
the lazarus project was not as extensive as it seemed: shepard walks with a gimp, can barely run for a few seconds, cant dance, and cant smile properly.
Zaeed is too cool for 2-way conversations.
alien fish require ridiculous amounts of regular feeding.
the fundamental science of non-atmosphere environments and infantry warfare in ME1 was all a lie; all you need is a mask in hazardous locals such as the space outside a brown dwarf, chlorine environments, and automated non-atmosphere geth stations, and armor is only for psychological security i guess....and krogans.
mordin possesses the ability to create a collector seeker for study with absolutely no concrete information on them.
the shuttle is so awesome that your whole team apparently rides in it for every mission.
loyalty to shepard can actually make otherwise deadly piles of falling debris harmless.
the reapers wage psychological warfare not only with husks and human-reapers, but with disturbing sexually-implied threats (do you feel this? i know you feel this... if i must tear you apart shepard, i will!)
and of course...that grunt is krogan.
#130
Posté 14 février 2010 - 10:09
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Strephon Gentry wrote...
If you are Shepard's enemy, there is a high statistical percentage of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Ok this made me chuckle, they should use this line in ME3 somewhere.
Also I should clarify, the Collectors where always merely tools of the Reapers. From the very beginning the Reaper we call Harbinger was controlling all of the collectors, most through basic commands as they are all completely indoctrinated, some more literally by assuming direct control. You can see this if you pay attention to when you first see the Collector general and compare it to the end of the game. When Harbinger released control of him at the end all it could so was just stand there, it didn't even know enough to care that the entire base was blowing up in its face.
This also leads to one more important piece of information. The Collectors have always been more then willing to part with very advanced technology in exchange for unusual samples. Seems odd, seeing as they're total pawns of the Reapers, that their masters would allow this, you would think giving what is essentially advanced Reaper technology to the enemy would be a bad idea, or is it? In fact I think the Reapers would love nothing more the to have everyone try and use Reaper technology against them. Clearly they would be able to easily counter any attack developed in this way.
Hell Sovereign himself admitted as much. By using their own technology we develop along the paths they predict. Legion reinforced this idea, it's why they formed with schism with the Heretic Geth in the first place. You can see this happening already, look what happens when we try to use the Reaper IFF. When you look at it that way keeping the Collector base just seems like playing into the Reaper's hands.
#131
Posté 14 février 2010 - 10:43
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21. Shepard and Tali are both happy to help a struggling Quarian avoid unjust accusations from the law and an arrogant Volus, only to leave her to die from starvation.
22. EDI also knows all your secret extranet bookmarks. Gaze upon the digital representation of the intense face of judgement every time you talk to her.
23. Garrus and Shepard are such best friends forever, that even if you didn't recruit or even meet him in ME1, he still knows who you are in ME2.
24. For all the whining about being unable to display what they're feeling due to their masks, Quarians are apparently too stupid or proud to follow the Elcor's example.
Jacob: "Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI, Tali. The ship's new AI."
Tali: "Staring at you with murderous intent."
Shepard: "Wait a minute, Tali. It sounds like you're suggesting something."
Tali: "Exasperated sigh. You're not good with women of any species, are you, Shepard?"
25. More people have trouble finding the bathroom in their own room than they do navigating the galaxy.
26. EDI uses advanced sensors to see your perverted dreams. She sits atop the throne of eternal judgement and gazes down upon you.
27. Gender stereotypes based on an extremely small pool of data, such as Garrus' comment on ONE female Turian will immediately cause everyone to leap to the conclusion that ALL the billions of Turian females are more flexible and have less reach than males.
28. Turian females don't exist.
29. I AM KROGAN! Grunt: The galaxy's current champion of stating the obvious.
30. The squadmate that seems least likely to be the best at something will inevitably turn out to be so. Mordin at singing, Legion at dancing. What we didn't see was that Grunt is apparently the best poet on board, Tali is unbeatable at a funny faces contest and Zaeed is great with children.
31. EDI knows of the 'toys' you keep for the time in your cabin that are stored in your closet. She watches you as you sleep. She knows who all your friends are and she knows where you live. Tremble and despair at her powers of blackmail and judgement.
22. EDI also knows all your secret extranet bookmarks. Gaze upon the digital representation of the intense face of judgement every time you talk to her.
23. Garrus and Shepard are such best friends forever, that even if you didn't recruit or even meet him in ME1, he still knows who you are in ME2.
24. For all the whining about being unable to display what they're feeling due to their masks, Quarians are apparently too stupid or proud to follow the Elcor's example.
Jacob: "Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI, Tali. The ship's new AI."
Tali: "Staring at you with murderous intent."
Shepard: "Wait a minute, Tali. It sounds like you're suggesting something."
Tali: "Exasperated sigh. You're not good with women of any species, are you, Shepard?"
25. More people have trouble finding the bathroom in their own room than they do navigating the galaxy.
26. EDI uses advanced sensors to see your perverted dreams. She sits atop the throne of eternal judgement and gazes down upon you.
27. Gender stereotypes based on an extremely small pool of data, such as Garrus' comment on ONE female Turian will immediately cause everyone to leap to the conclusion that ALL the billions of Turian females are more flexible and have less reach than males.
28. Turian females don't exist.
29. I AM KROGAN! Grunt: The galaxy's current champion of stating the obvious.
30. The squadmate that seems least likely to be the best at something will inevitably turn out to be so. Mordin at singing, Legion at dancing. What we didn't see was that Grunt is apparently the best poet on board, Tali is unbeatable at a funny faces contest and Zaeed is great with children.
31. EDI knows of the 'toys' you keep for the time in your cabin that are stored in your closet. She watches you as you sleep. She knows who all your friends are and she knows where you live. Tremble and despair at her powers of blackmail and judgement.
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#132
Posté 14 février 2010 - 10:47
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99.9(repeating)% of all problems can be solved with a high enough paragon/renegade score.
Including convincing the quarians to allow me (member of cerberus) to bring a live geth onboard their fleet.
The only thing it can't do is convince the council about the truth of an attack they saw first hand.
Including convincing the quarians to allow me (member of cerberus) to bring a live geth onboard their fleet.
The only thing it can't do is convince the council about the truth of an attack they saw first hand.
#133
Posté 14 février 2010 - 11:02
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Abirn wrote...
99.9(repeating)% of all problems can be solved with a high enough paragon/renegade score.
Including convincing the quarians to allow me (member of cerberus) to bring a live geth onboard their fleet.
The only thing it can't do is convince the council about the truth of an attack they saw first hand.
This. Well said.
#134
Posté 14 février 2010 - 11:48
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The quarians are jackasses, excluding Admiral Koris, Kal'Reegar, Raan, and Tali... oh and Veetor, he's cute. Yea, but pretty sure the rest are geth-hating jackasses.
The scary thing is that I could see all of those happening.Tyreal42a wrote...
What we didn't see was that Grunt is apparently the
best poet on board, Tali is unbeatable at a funny faces contest and
Zaeed is great with children.
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#136
Posté 14 février 2010 - 12:40
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Forwen wrote...
That Shepard is too much trouble!
That Saren is always trying to kill Shepard for the good of the galaxy!
(swear the voice actor is the same, sounded way too similar)
And that Jack is worth a whole lot of money, and because of Purgatory Cerberous gets a steal! Pun intended
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#137
Posté 14 février 2010 - 01:04
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Onyx Jaguar wrote...
(swear the voice actor is the same, sounded way too similar)
Yeah, and I'm sure Mess Sergeant Gardener is actually Udina spying on us, the shifty bastard.
#138
Posté 14 février 2010 - 01:06
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Cerberus makes happy-rays and funtime unicorns.
*cough* AKUZE! *cough*
*cough* AKUZE! *cough*
Modifié par Squiggles 1171, 14 février 2010 - 01:11 .
#139
Posté 14 février 2010 - 01:06
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Secks can be made with any species, no matter how prawn-like or lizardy.
#140
Posté 14 février 2010 - 01:47
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Grunt has a poop vent and you don't wanna know about Tali's hips.
#141
Posté 14 février 2010 - 01:54
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Kommando Oberst wrote...
Quarians can't decide on an accent.
#142
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:03
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One race, one accent - just like us, then!!!
#143
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:05
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FLAMETHROWERS ARE EVIL.
(Doing Zaaed's Loyalty on Insanity, been stuck in the room with the 2 flame jet tanks and the YMIR for an hour now)
(Doing Zaaed's Loyalty on Insanity, been stuck in the room with the 2 flame jet tanks and the YMIR for an hour now)
#144
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:05
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Attempting to cure Joker's condition will result in liver failure.
#145
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:09
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That Shepard is a pretty cool guy. eh punches reporters and doesnt afraid of anything.
#146
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:11
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The Fereldans created the Geth.
The threat of removing a Krogan's head plate with a knife drives them crazy.
Shooting Zaeed in the head only makes him mad.
The threat of removing a Krogan's head plate with a knife drives them crazy.
Shooting Zaeed in the head only makes him mad.
#147
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:17
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Johnters wrote...
Shooting Zaeed in the head only makes him mad.
From this, we can deduce that Zaeed = Mongo.
#148
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:20
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Keltoris wrote...
Johnters wrote...
Shooting Zaeed in the head only makes him mad.
From this, we can deduce that Zaeed = Mongo.
And so Zaeed can only be stopped by a candygram.
#149
Posté 14 février 2010 - 02:25
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Behindyounow wrote...
Attempting to cure Joker's condition will result in liver failure.
Just punching him out of airlock would be faster.
#150
Posté 15 février 2010 - 01:54
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That N7 helmets no longer have oxygen hoses to circulate the air. 0.0
That Miranda was developed as eye-candy.
That somehow, even though way more advanced than humans, they share many architectural properties and tastes.
That Liara likes to quote her mother to scare people.
That you shouldn't **ck with Aria.
That Illium is actually Corucant. And Omega is Nar Shaada.
Both Parassini and the Thorian Asari totally wants Male Shepard.
That Citadel Souvenirs discriminates against the poor.
That Zaeed's voice actor also did the voice of the military driving instructor from an episode of Spongebob.
That working with the Alliance is more important than saving Humanity.
Garrus has reach.
That EDI has a great sense of humor.
That weapons in Mass Effect 2, although are "more advanced" than those from ME1, cannot fire without a heatsink... WTF?
That even though you are wearing armor, you only get Shields and Health bars. *sigh*
That Jacob is useless.
That Grunt is a Krogan.
That Fornax is a good read!
That in Mass Effect 3, Blasto: The Hanar Spectre will be your squadmate.
That I've spent way too much time writing about random crap.
lol
Oh did I mention that even though Joker has brittle-bone syndrome, he can still dodge past Collectors and crawl through vents?
That Miranda was developed as eye-candy.
That somehow, even though way more advanced than humans, they share many architectural properties and tastes.
That Liara likes to quote her mother to scare people.
That you shouldn't **ck with Aria.
That Illium is actually Corucant. And Omega is Nar Shaada.
Both Parassini and the Thorian Asari totally wants Male Shepard.
That Citadel Souvenirs discriminates against the poor.
That Zaeed's voice actor also did the voice of the military driving instructor from an episode of Spongebob.
That working with the Alliance is more important than saving Humanity.
Garrus has reach.
That EDI has a great sense of humor.
That weapons in Mass Effect 2, although are "more advanced" than those from ME1, cannot fire without a heatsink... WTF?
That even though you are wearing armor, you only get Shields and Health bars. *sigh*
That Jacob is useless.
That Grunt is a Krogan.
That Fornax is a good read!
That in Mass Effect 3, Blasto: The Hanar Spectre will be your squadmate.
That I've spent way too much time writing about random crap.
lol
Oh did I mention that even though Joker has brittle-bone syndrome, he can still dodge past Collectors and crawl through vents?
