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[Mikazukinoyaiba2]

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...
 also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

so you watch people when they get intimate and have sex often I presume? 

It does happen.

someone's dumb. can't you tell when someone is joking? lawl

Oh dear me, whatever will I do. I have failed to read sarcasm on the internet. 

[SmokePants]

AntiChri5 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

Its her first time.

I just remembered that it was Liara first time as well.

My Shepard may be perverted.

Commander Sheperd: saving the galaxy one busted hymen at a time.

[Shadowrun1177]

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

Uhm I see a major flaw in your reasoning about not having to talk with someone and getting to know them before becoming intimate with them. In any major relationship you have to get to know the other person before you become intimate. Now if it's just about the act then no I guess it's just about the act, but the whole relationship with Tali, Mirianda and even the paragon relationship with Jack are about getting to know the other person before becoming involved just like most romantic relationships in real life.

[Doug84]

Oh alright...

OHMYGODHOWZCANUNOT LIKE TALI; SHEZ AWESUM AND TEH BEST EVAR!

Ok, you've got Tali-fan flame now, we can move on....

[Tyreal42a]

Thane and Garrus are perfectly normal looking, though!



And Blasto.

[deadshame]

Hmm, I don't find her creepy at all. She is my favorite romance in either of the two mass effect games. I will admit that the three fingers and two toes thing is kinda weird. But then again I don't like Tali for her looks. Shes sweet and seems like she actually likes Shepard and has obviously for a while. Also the whole immuno booster thing needed to be intimate is kinda odd I guess but I also think it shows how much they care for each other if they are willing to go through so much trouble to make it happen. Well either that or Shep just wants to hit it just to see whats its like. lol my two cents.

[Doug84]

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...
 also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

so you watch people when they get intimate and have sex often I presume? 

It does happen.

someone's dumb. can't you tell when someone is joking? lawl

Oh dear me, whatever will I do. I have failed to read sarcasm on the internet. 

No...nnooo....NOOOOO

[deadshame]

SmokePants wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

Its her first time.

I just remembered that it was Liara first time as well.

My Shepard may be perverted.

Commander Sheperd: saving the galaxy one busted hymen at a time.

I lol'ed. Shep has a thing for alien virgins, naughty shep.

[stillnotking]

AntiChri5 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

Its her first time.

I just remembered that it was Liara first time as well.

My Shepard may be perverted.

Wonder who the sacrificial virgin will be in ME3.  Oriana maybe?

[Zhaosen]

HAHA hanar Love interest...oh god, japanese gamers wet dream!

[ckriley]

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

[Fishy]

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

I'm sorry to hear you never had a passionate relationship .
Or maybe you should slack porn .

Has for Tali it's the whole *forbidden thing* . She love Shepard very much .. She waited for it pretty long and it's consumate her.

Has time goes on though.Sex become more casual if you don't know the suprez trick .. I need to disguise myself has batman i think today.

[Ocelot83]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Its her first time.

I just remembered that it was Liara first time as well.

My Shepard may be perverted.

My Shepard is kind of a dick. Went from Ashley to Tali, just to see Ashleys reaction in ME 3.

[EchoTango]

All in favour of this thread, let's unify and keep all the Anti-Taliness to one thread:


http://social.biowar...5/index/1083770

[Doug84]

deadshame wrote...

SmokePants wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i
agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate
with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've
never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's
just absurd.

Its her first time.

I just remembered that it was Liara first time as well.

My Shepard may be perverted.

Commander Sheperd: saving the galaxy one busted hymen at a time.

I lol'ed. Shep has a thing for alien virgins, naughty shep. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

LOL

Zhaosen wrote...

HAHA hanar Love interest...oh god, japanese gamers wet dream!

"In news today, Mass Effect 3 has broken sales figures for Japan today - a feat especially impressive given the typically low sales Western developers get in the land of the rising sun"

[Zhaosen]

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

not before you see...THIS!

[Doug84]

Zhaosen wrote...

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

not before you see...THIS!

I prefer the Wrex one myself. Its hilarous "Shepard" "Wrex". Or the one where Shepard see's his own face under her helmet and smiles.

[stillnotking]

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

Out of curiosity, are you female?  Because I assure you, men don't mind when a girl we like throws us on the bed and leaps on top of us.

[dreman9999]

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

i agree, in real life it takes nowhere near that long to get intimate with someone. you don't have to tak to them repeatedly, cmon. also i've never seen anyone get excited before sex and jump on their mate, that's just absurd.

She's a virgin.(Was a Virgin.) And was wait for two year to be witht the man she loved. Of course she jumped you bones.
Remember now ....2 years on sex.

[Doug84]

stillnotking wrote...

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

Out of curiosity, are you female?  Because I assure you, men don't mind when a girl we like throws us on the bed and leaps on top of us.

Yes, indeed - if any women would like to try, I'm freely available...come on! Its St Valentines day!

*listens to the silence and slides over to the corner to cry*

Modifié par Doug84, 14 février 2010 - 07:34 .

[ckriley]

stillnotking wrote...

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

Out of curiosity, are you female?  Because I assure you, men don't mind when a girl we like throws us on the bed and leaps on top of us.

Nah, I'm a guy in real life.  I loved how Miranda and Jack straddle you in their love scenes.  Both were extremely hot.  It's just Tali's seemed more...alien.

[Doug84]

ckriley wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

ckriley wrote...

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

how she leaps on you like a spider.

I totally don't see that, you've been playing too much Dragon Age, she isn't a Corruption Spider using Overwhelm on you.

You need to defeat this inner demon of yours.. I know the Deep Roads was traumatizing for you but you need to get over this.

You're sitting on the bed with her.  She's nervous so she's rambling.  You gently take off her mask and kiss her softly.

She LEAPS on you and pins you down, on all fours like a spider.

Cut to black.

Out of curiosity, are you female?  Because I assure you, men don't mind when a girl we like throws us on the bed and leaps on top of us.

Nah, I'm a guy in real life.  I loved how Miranda and Jack straddle you in their love scenes.  Both were extremely hot.  It's just Tali's seemed more...alien.

Jack....hot....?!