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[Moogliepie]

1. You can save the galaxy from destruction, die selflessly, and reappear from the dead after 2 years and people with authority will still treat you like a jerk. The council should be giving me a ticker-tape parade, damnit.

2.  Never turn your back on an Asari assistant.

3. Being a galactic celebrity has its prices. One of those is that androids will stalk you and start wearing your old clothes.

4. Cerebrus has the resources to resurrect you and build an improved version of a top-secret cross-species prototype stealth starship, but won't even sport your chef some decent cooking ingredients.

go

[mrs_anomaly]

5. When you return from the dead, instead of being doted upon like you're Jesus (which you should be) since you saved the galaxy once, the second time and are trying to save the galaxy yet again, your former lover will act like you were a **** while you were dead and treat you like crap.



6. Hire as many people on your spaceship as possible, make them as attractive as possible, they will all want to sleep with you and in fact some may not even be able to talk to you without proposing getting into your pants.



7. Doesn't matter what era of time you live in there will always be room for zombies, you're a zombie, and so are a lot of your enemies. Zombies will never go out of style.



8. You can be one of the most powerful fighters in the galaxy but you can't protect your computer from spam nor send emails out.



9. People that smoke and have cyborg eyes can never be trusted, they will give you a lot of money and give you decent directions and then stab you in the back a few times along your trip.



10. You better make sure everyone has turned in their perverted father in jail, made amends with their long lost son before he kills someone, killed their daughter, bombed their childhood home, had their adolescent rite of passage, made a political cover up to save her azz or wreaked revenge if you want them to think straight when bullets and laser beams are being shot at them.

[Paeyvn]

11. Don't drink Rincol



12. Don't drink the Quarian or Turian Kool-aid

[Dsurian]

13. Kill every Batarian you ever meet...srsly, there are no worthwhile or useful ones in existance.

[BlackwindTheCommander]

14. Joker will forever compute Pi for the Overlord.

15. All hail the Overlord.

16. Hes assuming direct control!

Modifié par BlackwindTheCommander, 15 février 2010 - 01:10 .

[Moogliepie]

hah, @ number 10,



13. If you're going to recruit a rag-tag crew of powerful misfits to take out a looming threat to the galaxy, make sure they're all headcases with daddy issues.

[Deltateam Elcor]

18. Always underestimate volus.

19. Tali has a poker face.

20. Turians urine is invisible and travels through suits.

Modifié par Deltateam Elcor, 15 février 2010 - 01:14 .

[CorvisRex]

21. If you feed a Veren, you have a friend for life

Modifié par CorvisRex, 15 février 2010 - 01:14 .

[Deltateam Elcor]

CorvisRex wrote...

21. If you feed a Veren, you have a friend for life

Even if hes killed, he still follows you

[Vamp44]

22. Souvenier shops discriminate against the poor.

Modifié par Vamp44, 15 février 2010 - 01:17 .

[Malificis]

19. You will never need to sleep or go to the toilet.



20. There are rooms on your ship which you cant use until you have found a suitable crew member to stand in them doing nothing.

[Jimbe2693]

25. Don't ****** off Shepard

[stormrain]

26. Every store is Commander Shepard's favorite on the Citadel.

Modifié par Captain Uccisore, 15 février 2010 - 01:23 .

[Spazticus]

Dsurian wrote...

13. Kill every Batarian you ever meet...srsly, there are no worthwhile or useful ones in existance.

(There's only one "good" one that I found in the game, in Mordin's recruitment mission.)

27. Uranus jokes are still funny, after all these years.

28. Wrex asked the first time around, and it's confirmed: There are no fish swimming free around the Citadel, but if you want to buy some that will die because you forgot to feed them before a 15 minute mission, it can set you back thousands of credits.

29. The Illusive Man can afford billions of credits to bring you back to life, but only pays you in the thousands of credits for most missions. Cheapskate.

[Onyx Jaguar]

30. Jack will kill you and/or destroy you

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 15 février 2010 - 01:24 .

[Daerog]

31. Fish still need to be fed or they die, but a space hamster is immortal.

[GenericPlayer2]

26. The most whiney construction workers are Salarian



27. Assassins don't kill people. People kill people



28. Salarian eggs are a Krogan delicacy



29. Turians are still ***holes



30. Quarian marines are a joke

[mrs_anomaly]

31. Everyone will kill or destroy you if they have a gun or biotic abilities. That is THE mantra of all opponents in the galaxy, in fact, it's tantamount to a prayer.

[Nightwriter]

32. Fish die every time you turn around from saving the galaxy but hamsters are FOREVER.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 15 février 2010 - 01:35 .

[Daerog]

Nightwriter wrote...

31. Fish die every time you turn around from saving the galaxy but hamsters are FOREVER.

Just a minute too late!

[Onyx Jaguar]

40. That in space you cannot blind fire over an obstacle you have to stand up and shoot at all times.
41.  Garrus is like Shepard, except for Garrus his team dies instead of him
42. Zaeed is like Shepard but takes checks
43. Shiala gives Shepard the coveted green option from Star Trek

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 15 février 2010 - 01:35 .

[Spam Eelam]

33. Grunt. IS. KROGAN!

Modifié par Spam Eelam, 15 février 2010 - 01:35 .

[RequiemValorum]

44. No matter which races control the council, no one will believe you, or listen to you, or care.

45. Nuclear handguns are cool.

[MrVincent]

46. All humans are racist

Modifié par MrVincent, 15 février 2010 - 01:38 .