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[Ieldra]

262. Biology will always adapt to people's wet dreams.

[Sofa - The - Great]

263. I miss when you had to remember to drink water, and when travel took five real hours in roleplaying games.

[Salkey]

264. I hear those Asari hanar porn games in Shin Akiba are really nasty.

[ReubenLiew]

265. You've never heard Hamlet until you have heard it in the voice of Elcor.

[freedman007]

266. everyone in the galaxy knows shepards e-mail address

Modifié par freedman007, 16 février 2010 - 12:28 .

[brain_damage]

267. It's the future and apparently there are explosive crates everywhere. Taking cover behind them is a very smart thing to do.

[naeternam]

268 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Harbinger R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[deimosmasque]

redloz wrote...

226. Conrad Verner's wife is an unbelievably tolerant woman.

269.  Conrad Verner's wife is probably cheating on him and he's too dense to put it together.

[CheesesackIII]

270. When a store says that they'll "work your endorsement into their new advertising programme", what they actually mean is they'll just start playing it exactly as you said it to anyone who walks in.

271. "I should go" is the universally accepted term of farewell and is not considered rude even when said to your Love Interest.

Modifié par CheesesackIII, 16 février 2010 - 01:38 .

[Lycidas]

272. Salarian special forces don't have to pay for their guns.

[fusilero1]

273. Stars that Martin Sheen sits in front of varies in colour depending on the morality of the man Martin Sheen is talking to.

[Mr Glow]

274. The drive core just lit up like a christmas tree!

[Viper 029]

275. Harbinger really has it out for Shepard.



276. No matter how much you do for them, the Council will never believe anything you say.



277. While the Collectors may be the greatest threat to humanity, you only have to fight them on three separate occasions. But the Blue Suns are everywhere and no one really seems to care.

[masterjedirobyn]

cipher_Cero wrote...

223. Don't play Halo immediately afterwards or you'll be spamming grenades like nobody's business.

OMG so true LOL

[Darth Drago]

278. Lets see, what room should we let the Geth guest live in. Oh, hey how about the ship’s computer core? There couldn’t be any problems with this now can there?

Modifié par Darth Drago, 16 février 2010 - 11:05 .

[Sofa - The - Great]

279. Remember to drink your beer.



280. The volus wants something that says" I own this room. I own you".

[RayneMoon]

281. Even though you are a decorated war hero to the Alliance, saved the galaxy from the biggest threat to peace in centuries, die saving your entire crew, and are loved by everyone in the universe you returning from the dead after 2 years is not very big news, but the random puffy news stories you do hear about are?

[FlashedMyDrive]

282.) The window on the observation deck is covered by blast doors when in a fire fight.



283.)Mordin is the model of a scientist solarian.

[Darth Drago]

284. My father got me the best genes money could buy. I however, prefer to wear these skintight Cerberus cloths. * I know it should be jeans but…*



285. We spent billions to rebuild the Normandy and it seems we wasted money on sleeper pods and bunks for a crew that apparently doesn’t need to sleep.

[Forsakerr]

286. latex suits or leather straps combined with breather masks can substain hostile environment plus massive firefights but Shepard cant without an integral armor

287. in two years all arms dealers went bankrupt exept one of each kind and the only way to get new weapons is to find them laying around in predetermined places

edit: changed the number

Modifié par Forsakerr, 17 février 2010 - 02:56 .

[Bootsykk]

289. You've recently been dead. Wouldn't you like some nice, ceremonial Asari robes and look beautiful in your casket?

[Bootsykk]

290. Who needs a sport bra, anyway.

[Gerse1]

291. When in doubt, just tell them "there was a hole."

Modifié par Gerse1, 17 février 2010 - 03:01 .

[Zack56]

292. Despite being a race that could die if they took their helmits off in their own home, Miranda is allowed to walk around in the migrant fleet in her normal clothes without an envirosuit.