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[Kouzan]

293. Commander Shepard will live through out the entire game, but universally be hated by Varren, Batarians, and self-animating robots that have generic voice overs.

294. Krogans have 'quads'.

[SidNitzerglobin]

295. Apparrently, being genetically engineered to be perfect doesn't preclude one from having buck teeth like a bunny rabbit.

Modifié par SidNitzerglobin, 17 février 2010 - 03:31 .

[Shadow-Novus]

Zack56 wrote...

292. Despite being a race that could die if they took their helmits off in their own home, Miranda is allowed to walk around in the migrant fleet in her normal clothes without an envirosuit.

296. Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the....wait sorry wrong franchise.

Um..

Actual 296. 95% of the population in the Mass Effect universe stay in one place. All the time. No food, no bathroom, no other interacton of any kind unless a: Influenced somehow by Shepard or B: abducted by collectors.

Modifié par Shadow-Novus, 17 février 2010 - 03:34 .

[Kouzan]

297. Krogans will continue to hate Turians, and Grunt will continue to give you tips on how to peal a Turians head like a banana.

Modifié par Kouzan, 17 février 2010 - 03:36 .

[Darth Drago]

298. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gives me a lot of lip.

[Zack56]

299.

C-Sec attendent: I’m sorry but you can’t board the shuttle with that...

Turian: But this is a cerimonial item of my people!

C-Sec attendent: that's a 15cm serraded blade...

Turian: You humans are all racist!!

[Angry Finn]

300: Pretorians hate Shepard

301: 9 out of 10 Tupari drinkers recomend Tupari to their friends. The last one is on a list.

[Akrylik]

302. shepard likes the more of the stuff where the...stuff goes in



...unfortunately that didn't sound right..

[Ajspeed]

303. That your squad still isnt too smart to realise that your bullets can kill them too and that when you go somewhere there ment to follow not keep fighting

Modifié par Ajspeed, 17 février 2010 - 06:23 .

[Thesuperdevil]

304. The Illusive Man warned me about you. You're all too stupid and scared to see the truth.

305. Shepard has a long list of people he doesn't want to see, and Udina is on the top of that list.

306. Direct intervention is necessary.

[WeekendRenovation]

If you find an unexplored planet plundering all its resources and thereby destroying its ecosystem and leaving it depleted and desolated for all eternity is A-OK.

[Ajspeed]

308. That the council are still as big Ungrateful dicks as they were when you met them and that so few people care your alive

[Lothial]

309. Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space.

[Darth Drago]

310. Commander Shepard still can’t dance.

[Viper 029]

311. If you fire this weapon, you are ruining someone's day somewhere, someplace in time

[SelphieSK]

312. Hacking dead mercs PDAs for creds while claiming that looting is wrong is perfectly normal.

[Mr DeMartino]

313. The most burning question from all of Mass Effect... Were there fish in the Presidium lake?

Answer: No.

[nokori3byo]

SelphieSK wrote...

312. Hacking dead mercs PDAs for creds while claiming that looting is wrong is perfectly normal.

Heh heh.  I pilfered that refugee couple's wallsafe right in front of them.

314.  Blue Suns mercs like their smoke breaks...a little too much.

Modifié par nokori3byo, 18 février 2010 - 12:06 .

[vigna]

315. The Asari on Illium are very stupid for not realizing all the great natural resources just waiting to be found in their own solar system.

Modifié par vigna, 18 février 2010 - 12:07 .

[Viper 029]

316. Cerberus spent 2 years were spent to rebuild Shepard, but the Illusive Man who decided to bring him back thinks that it's a good idea to constantly risk Shepard's life.

[Link Ashland 614]

316.- Even if your Shepard can't use sniper rifles, you'll always shoot that mech with Garrus.

317.- You will never find a nice batarian. Never

318.- There's only one race in the galaxy capable of making a list of over 100 things learned from a videogame. And I'm damn proud to be part of it.

319.- No matter how advanced technology the Normandy has, you'll never land on Earth

320.- The elevators were eliminated from ME2 since it took a long time for C-Sec to arrive to the Presidium.

[Skilled Seeker]

321.-There is only 1 badass in the galaxy...Zaeed.

[Shadow_Puppet]

322. Krogans recite poetry.

[CorvisRex]

### That there is more to learn playing Mass Effect then there is in some university courses.

[Optic_Smoke]

324: Some of Joker's extra-net bookmarks are *technically* illegal in council space

325: EDI enjoys the sight of Humans on their knees