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[Dub_Knight]

Spazticus wrote...

Dsurian wrote...

13. Kill every Batarian you ever meet...srsly, there are no worthwhile or useful ones in existance.

(There's only one "good" one that I found in the game, in Mordin's recruitment mission.)

27. Uranus jokes are still funny, after all these years.

28. Wrex asked the first time around, and it's confirmed: There are no fish swimming free around the Citadel, but if you want to buy some that will die because you forgot to feed them before a 15 minute mission, it can set you back thousands of credits.

29. The Illusive Man can afford billions of credits to bring you back to life, but only pays you in the thousands of credits for most missions. Cheapskate.

-addon to 29- and he doesn't reimburce for fuel

[Draconis6666]

326: Tali has a shotgun



327: Killing the "vanguard of your destruction', just gets you the notice of his creepy brother who wants to do wierd things with your body and ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!

[Dragoons19]

328: Miranda is a Cerberus b****

[Juls1616]

329-EDI likes humans on their knees

[Viper 029]

330. The Reapers were able to destroy hundreds of races and turn the Protheans into the Collectors. But a human Commander and his rag tag team were able to defeat the Reapers twice.

Bravo Shepard, bravo...

Let's hope he can kill them once and for all without dying again.

[Ajspeed]

331 Tali didnt like the old elevator discussions about the flotilla and how should could easily get infections

[Skilled Seeker]

Hey not all Batarians are evil. You are forgetting the one that was in Garrus' vigilante squad. Surely putting your life on the line to fight criminals is a noble deed.

[Gabey5]

332. The Illusive man still smokes in the future while knowing the health risks since the early 20th century

[Daralii]

333. MMO's of the future will have 11 billion players



334. Even after having destroyed the collectors and having broken off from Cerberus, Miranda has work to do and Jacob wants to get drunk

[Chromie]

335. Cerberus let's Miranda **** around in her outfit.

[dou_]

336. Quarian marines are the equivalent of French army. Don't have them watching your back.



337. People will only surrender before fight. When they have seen you in combat slaying hundreds of guys, their fighting spirit will skyrocket and they'll fight to the last man.



338. Exploding canisters are conveniently placed everywhere with no apparent reason.



339. Main source of income for the biggest hero/villain in galaxy is to steal credits from peoples bank accounts by hacking them.



340. Death of a hero will take weapon technology backwards greatly, from unlimited ammo to having frustratingly small clips. Protect your Shepard unless you want to shoot Reapers with crossbows in ME3.



341. Extensive facial scarring and glowing red eyes don't rise any suspicion in people while trusting their tasks to you.

[Darth Drago]

dou_ wrote...

338. Exploding canisters are conveniently placed everywhere with no apparent reason.

339. Main source of income for the biggest hero/villain in galaxy is to steal credits from peoples bank accounts by hacking them.

340. Death of a hero will take weapon technology backwards greatly, from unlimited ammo to having frustratingly small clips. Protect your Shepard unless you want to shoot Reapers with crossbows in ME3.

Rofl! How true.

342. Crates that can be broken with a punch, biotic power or by weapons fire are easily identified by the orange square.

343. I can and will shoot looters. Not out of moral obligation but because they got there first.

[Arhka]

344. Leather seats make everything better.



345. Quarians with a tummy-ache yield comedic results.

[SnakeHelah]

346. Travelling with The Normady in a Solar system doesn't use any resources, you can fly around the planets as long as you like, but travelling between Star clusters uses fuel. Right.
347. Going into the Citadel when it's "heavier security" with a friendly Geth, doesn't bring up any guards to even wonder what he is, it's like they're royaly stupid, i mean Shepard killed 1000+ Geth in ME1 surely they should know what 1 looks like? Lols

Modifié par SnakeHelah, 18 février 2010 - 06:54 .

[Darth Drago]

348. Drugs are bad, m‘kay. Unless you see a Volus on drugs, then its hilarious.

[SilentInnuendo]

349. Shepard does not need sustenance... only alcohol.

[Viper 029]

349. Your crew is too clueless to notice if you kill Samara and take her psycho daughter aboard.



350. There are no normal families in the universe anymore.

Examples:

1) Thane's the father to a hit man

2) Miranda's father wanted to create a dynasty

3) Jacob's father spent 10 years of feeding his crew toxic food

4) Tali's father decided it was a good idea to build new Geth and try out weapons on them.

5) Jack's parents can't have been that good if she wound up as a Cerberus test subject as a child.

6) Samara gave birth to a daughter who killed people through sex (I know there's more to her condition than that, I'm just giving the simplified version)

7) The closest thing Grunt had to a father was a mad Krogan trying to create the ultimate soldier.

(Reply to this if you have any more examples)

[NvVanity]

351. Ah yes Reapers the ancient race of sentient machines hiding in Dark Space. That claim has been dismissed.

Modifié par NvVanity, 19 février 2010 - 04:19 .

[aaniadyen]

Viper 029 wrote...

349. Your crew is too clueless to notice if you kill Samara and take her psycho daughter aboard.

350. There are no normal families in the universe anymore.
Examples:
1) Thane's the father to a hit man
2) Miranda's father wanted to create a dynasty
3) Jacob's father spent 10 years of feeding his crew toxic food
4) Tali's father decided it was a good idea to build new Geth and try out weapons on them.
5) Jack's parents can't have been that good if she wound up as a Cerberus test subject as a child.
6) Samara gave birth to a daughter who killed people through sex (I know there's more to her condition than that, I'm just giving the simplified version)
7) The closest thing Grunt had to a father was a mad Krogan trying to create the ultimate soldier.
(Reply to this if you have any more examples)

I'm gonna laugh when they replace the entirety of the squadmates with average joe type people in ME3.

[Robnhud]

352. That Asari don't have cockpits



353. That you can close the shades in said cockpit.

[pacer90]

354: The forward tanks are elevated and buoyant.

[pacer90]

355: Quarian suits are snug in all the right places.

Modifié par pacer90, 19 février 2010 - 04:28 .

[Gavinthelocust]

356: Swapping a rule driven biotic with a huge rack for her daughter that looks nothing alike and can kill people with sex does not make anyone suspicious or even notice the difference.

357: The engine always needs cleaning and there always has to be calibrations.

358: Kill everyone you question or else in a year they will try to kill you.

359: Thane spawned, organic species tend to do that.

[Viper 029]

aaniadyen wrote...

Viper 029 wrote...

349. Your crew is too clueless to notice if you kill Samara and take her psycho daughter aboard.

350. There are no normal families in the universe anymore.
Examples:
1) Thane's the father to a hit man
2) Miranda's father wanted to create a dynasty
3) Jacob's father spent 10 years of feeding his crew toxic food
4) Tali's father decided it was a good idea to build new Geth and try out weapons on them.
5) Jack's parents can't have been that good if she wound up as a Cerberus test subject as a child.
6) Samara gave birth to a daughter who killed people through sex (I know there's more to her condition than that, I'm just giving the simplified version)
7) The closest thing Grunt had to a father was a mad Krogan trying to create the ultimate soldier.
(Reply to this if you have any more examples)

I'm gonna laugh when they replace the entirety of the squadmates with average joe type people in ME3.

Agreed, but where's the fun in boring squadmates?

[Lockler]

360. Garrus has reach.



361. The SR2 Normandy is the same as the SSV Normandy. Most notably in how they are different sizes, one has an AI core, and the same one has a captain's cabin.