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[Viper 029]

362. Gianna Parasini loves busting Asari

[Punahedan]

Squints1318 wrote...

170: Shepard. Wrex.

170a. Wrex. Shepard.

363. Aria IS Omega as she poses dramatically.

364. Shepard, you've been dead.

365. Omega doesn't care about you.

366. That is a joke.

367. Ah, yes. "Reapers". The immortal race of sentient startships allegedly waiting in dark space. They have dismissed that claim.

368. Can't hear you. Getting a lot of bullsht on this channel.

369. Conrad Verner's wife even paid for his ticket off-world.

370. Garrus wants to wait before jumping to the tie-breaker because of the calibrations.

371. There's no pep talk like a military pep talk.

372. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through. However, gardens are. Electronics stores are. Antique shops, too - but only if they're classy.

373. Shepard pulled off the shortest interrogation in history.

[Lockler]

374. Blasto doesn't take any solid excrement from any sentient being.

[shoemy89]

375. A broken neck is bad for business.

376. Some women find scars attractive; mind you, most of those women are krogan.

377. You don't want to hear a drunk elcor sing karaoke.

378. The Reapers will find another way.

[nenri]

379. whatever happened, whatever you decided, remember : "This changes nothing."

[IstTyrr]

380a. You fleshy things have trouble when big things are in your way.



380b. Rough stuff. I like it.

[hawat333]

390: That you can have sex with anything without any complications. Lookin' forward to the varren sex sim, sir!

[BlackCat]

391: The Turian is just here for the drinks


392: Miranda gets called a b**ch...alot


393: Punching monkeys is fun


394: After 2 years Ashley has moved on, but she still won't abandon that sh***y hairstyle

Modifié par Cat71, 20 février 2010 - 12:08 .

[Ragnarok Ekul]

395. it's green?





396. Tali is definitely female.

[CmdrFenix83]

Cadet Staff Sergeant Jones wrote...

99. Change weapons!

Well then, in that manner....

##.  THIS IS USEFUL!

[Malysoun]

397. Those 50 credit guns are fragile and you should get your money back.

398. You'll thank me later.

[Darth Drago]

399. Darth Vader? Darth Vader doesn’t have squat for powers compared to me and my biotics.

[IstTyrr]

400. Sometimes the most brutal path is the only honest one



401. -Yes.

- Which?

- Both.

[Rankao]

402. In the future we can send starships across to FTL speeds but we prefer to use monochrome holographics monitors in our top of the line spaceships.



403. HD was a fad.

[Mr Glow]

404. Miranda is going to miss Niket, figuratively speaking.



405. Miranda has no objections to having sex in the engine room, classy lady that she is.



406. There was a hole.



407. Jack is the badass biotic, **** !



408. Wrex can't do anything without female clan leader Utas' permission



409. Harbinger needs to shut the **** up.



410. Vido Santiago sounds like he needs to get shot.

[Sageless Ranger]

411. That Quarians pounce.



412. That Geth's can dance.



413. That there is indeed a biotic god.

[Michoss]

414. Sex is only cure for Callibrationmania. Teraphy can, unfortuantly, lead to Diagnosticmania.

[Zhijn]

415. The Shaman for Grunts Rite of Passage is really Monty Burns. Eeexceellent.

[Door2DoorHitman]

416? During cutscenes, people rarely have shields/barriers/etc.

[Mr Glow]

417. Quarians are huggably soft.

[Trenrade]

418. Krogan have 4 testicles



419. don't order drinks from omega if your human



420. Sir Isaac Newton is the Deadliest SOB in space

[Trenrade]

421. that the reapers like it up the butt

422. AI's love seeing humans on their knees....that is a joke

433. arm one hand and talk with the other

Modifié par Trenrade, 21 février 2010 - 10:38 .

[Hatem]

434. Vrolik syndrome is not actually that bad considering the fact Joker survived every single hit and jolt Normandy had to take while healthy humans like Pressly died instantly.

[AK2EL]

435 - Captain Garvon talk too much!

436 - Collectors want plague!

437 - Collectors make us strong!

438 - it is like varren, except it can use guns

Modifié par AK2EL, 22 février 2010 - 07:35 .

[Lockler]

439 - When in doubt about the area you're in, find the EDI interface.