440: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest bastard in space.
100 things you learned from playing Mass Effect 2
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#328
Posté 22 février 2010 - 08:20
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naeternam wrote...
268 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Harbinger R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Now you know too much.
#329
Posté 22 février 2010 - 08:28
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442: When your ship is on fire and about to crash into a planet, crawling inside the nearest crate is standard Alliance procedure.
443: Said crates are optimal because they are strong enough to withstand impact with a planet's surface from space, but are brittle enough to be easily smashed with the butt of a gun when rescuers arrive.
443: Said crates are optimal because they are strong enough to withstand impact with a planet's surface from space, but are brittle enough to be easily smashed with the butt of a gun when rescuers arrive.
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#330
Posté 22 février 2010 - 08:42
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Empiro wrote...
442: When your ship is on fire and about to crash into a planet, crawling inside the nearest crate is standard Alliance procedure.
443: Said crates are optimal because they are strong enough to withstand impact with a planet's surface from space, but are brittle enough to be easily smashed with the butt of a gun when rescuers arrive.
WIN. I always wondered about that.
#331
Posté 22 février 2010 - 08:51
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444. Mercenaries in the future only have the cognitive faculties to repeat single phrases over and over again (weakening their integrity!).
#332
Posté 22 février 2010 - 09:14
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445. Niftu Cal is a biotic god.
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Posté 02 mars 2010 - 09:53
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446) Legion is a better dancer than Sheppard.
447) A bullet in the head will fix everything.
448) Getting a math error will make you worship sentient machines.
449) Teaching compassion to everyone would require you to bring alot of ammo and guns.
450) Mordin is the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
451) Someone from the Normandy crew has a fetish for varrens(lolz i thought it only exists on redneck farms).
452) Mordin Solus is a great sex therapist.
453) Sheppard's cabin has the only toilet in the entire galaxy that is working properly.
454) Aliens in the galaxy(well most of them) has their own rite of passage:
455 Krogans are great poets, especially regarding romance.
456) Sheppard is a hermaphrodite, because everyone he meets wants to sleep with him no matter their gender, race, age..
457) Tali has a really good poker face, but sucks at playing it.
458a) Voluses and drugs don't mix well.. It always ends up with someone getting hurt..
458b) On the other hand: Volus+drugs = full of LOLZ.
459) Aethyta is even hotter when your drunk.
460) Microsoft is still in business after 175 years.. And they haven't fixed their bugs yet, because they still have structural weaknessess.
461) The New York Giants will not win any Superbowls for the next 177 years.. And Brett Favre is finally retired at that time..
462) Nothing in the universe is faster than Chikktika vas Paus.
463) When trying to kill your enemy, always "go for the Optics".
464) Just like when you needed to recruit your squadmates in order to
get access to various parts of the Normandy, you will also need to "recruit" the "Space Hamster" in the Citadel in order to have access to the cabin bathroom.
465) The bathroom inside Sheppard's cabin has the only working toilet in the entire universe.
466) If you wanted a pet that doesn't crap on the floor, go get a Vorcha.
467) Don't f**k with Aria.
468) If you wanted to talk, talk to Aria.
469) 175 years from now the technology to revive people from the dead is
available, yet the technology to cure bone diseases is still
unavailable.
470) 175 years from now, children has become extinct.
471) Grunt is definitely a KROGANNNN.
472) Female krogans does really exist.
473) When trying to help Sheppard make that big jump into the Normandy, just hide behind Joker and let him provide the supressing fire because you might get shot from the Collectors.
474) Sheppard is an avid techno fan.
475) Don't bug Garrus, coz he is still "in the middle of some calibrations".
476) Don't ever smoke period!! It will get you blown up to oblivion.
477) Beer is much more important to Turians than sex.
478) Definitions of a perfect gene: Large Boobs, hot azz, great body, a MAN-FACE.
479) 175 years from now, spandex and bras are bulletproof.
447) A bullet in the head will fix everything.
448) Getting a math error will make you worship sentient machines.
449) Teaching compassion to everyone would require you to bring alot of ammo and guns.
450) Mordin is the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
451) Someone from the Normandy crew has a fetish for varrens(lolz i thought it only exists on redneck farms).
452) Mordin Solus is a great sex therapist.
453) Sheppard's cabin has the only toilet in the entire galaxy that is working properly.
454) Aliens in the galaxy(well most of them) has their own rite of passage:
- Turians: join the military
- Krogans: survive the thresher maw attack
- Quarians: bring back something to the flotella
- Humans: get your driver's license & get a job, then later get kicked out of your house by your parents.
- Asari: become a stripper
455 Krogans are great poets, especially regarding romance.
456) Sheppard is a hermaphrodite, because everyone he meets wants to sleep with him no matter their gender, race, age..
457) Tali has a really good poker face, but sucks at playing it.
458a) Voluses and drugs don't mix well.. It always ends up with someone getting hurt..
458b) On the other hand: Volus+drugs = full of LOLZ.
459) Aethyta is even hotter when your drunk.
460) Microsoft is still in business after 175 years.. And they haven't fixed their bugs yet, because they still have structural weaknessess.
461) The New York Giants will not win any Superbowls for the next 177 years.. And Brett Favre is finally retired at that time..
462) Nothing in the universe is faster than Chikktika vas Paus.
463) When trying to kill your enemy, always "go for the Optics".
464) Just like when you needed to recruit your squadmates in order to
get access to various parts of the Normandy, you will also need to "recruit" the "Space Hamster" in the Citadel in order to have access to the cabin bathroom.
465) The bathroom inside Sheppard's cabin has the only working toilet in the entire universe.
466) If you wanted a pet that doesn't crap on the floor, go get a Vorcha.
467) Don't f**k with Aria.
468) If you wanted to talk, talk to Aria.
469) 175 years from now the technology to revive people from the dead is
available, yet the technology to cure bone diseases is still
unavailable.
470) 175 years from now, children has become extinct.
471) Grunt is definitely a KROGANNNN.
472) Female krogans does really exist.
473) When trying to help Sheppard make that big jump into the Normandy, just hide behind Joker and let him provide the supressing fire because you might get shot from the Collectors.
474) Sheppard is an avid techno fan.
475) Don't bug Garrus, coz he is still "in the middle of some calibrations".
476) Don't ever smoke period!! It will get you blown up to oblivion.
477) Beer is much more important to Turians than sex.
478) Definitions of a perfect gene: Large Boobs, hot azz, great body, a MAN-FACE.
479) 175 years from now, spandex and bras are bulletproof.
#334
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 09:54
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480) Grenades are more powerful than Rockets.
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Posté 02 mars 2010 - 05:02
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481. Quarians see everything and nothing. Like when you're 10 miles away from a private conversation and right in front of them after recapturing one of their ships.
#337
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 06:50
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483. Charred flesh makes Grunt Hungry
#338
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 06:54
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Also.CmdrFenix83 wrote...
Cadet Staff Sergeant Jones wrote...
99. Change weapons!
Well then, in that manner....
##. THIS IS USEFUL!
##. They've got heavys
