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[thethain]

38. Saving a politicians life isn't worth it.

[Nightwriter]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

31. Fish die every time you turn around from saving the galaxy but hamsters are FOREVER.

Just a minute too late!

Fixed.

[RequiemValorum]

47. Cerberus built the SR-2 from the SR1's blue prints, but hired illiterate builders who saw every dimension with a multiplication factor of 2.

[DaftPaycheck]

48. Garrus wil always need to calibrate the guns.

[Moogliepie]

49. Dr. Chawkwas can't handle her liquor.

[Vamp44]

49. Miranda will always come by when things are quiet.

[Missouri Tigers]

51. Even if your appearance is completely altered from 2 years ago and you have a helmet on and are traveling with people nobody that the people you were with before never met, people will still recognize you (like Parasini shouting to you as you walk by).

Modifié par Missouri Tigers, 15 février 2010 - 01:45 .

[DaftPaycheck]

52. Femshep's waist is supportive.

[Onyx Jaguar]

53. Shepard rocks the soundtrack of the original Mass Effect when they are by themselves (or alone with someone else)

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 15 février 2010 - 01:46 .

[DreVan]

54. Geth suffer from the human condition. (figure that one out)

Modifié par DreVan, 15 février 2010 - 01:46 .

[RequiemValorum]

54.Tali has OCD and must ensure here sterile stainless steel engine room is clean at all times.

Modifié par RequiemValorum, 15 février 2010 - 01:46 .

[DaftPaycheck]

55. You have unread messages.

Modifié par DaftPaycheck, 15 février 2010 - 01:47 .

[Onyx Jaguar]

57. SMGs, pistols and Sniper Rifles are not real weapons

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 15 février 2010 - 01:48 .

[Vamp44]

57. Kelly will offer to feed your fish even when you don't have fish.



58. Space hamsters cost more then a piece of armor.

[DaftPaycheck]

61. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest S.O.B. in space.

[mrs_anomaly]

59. Protective shields meant for intense battle are as effective as tissue paper.

Edit: When Shepard is wearing it, if you're anyone else, it will cost your opponent a minute's worth of blasting with ammunition to get through.

Modifié par mrs_anomaly, 15 février 2010 - 01:51 .

[Onyx Jaguar]

mrs_anomaly wrote...

59. Protective shields meant for intense battle are as effective as tissue paper.

Edit: When Shepard is wearing it, if you're anyone else, it will cost your opponent a minute's worth of blasting with ammunition to get through.

True!

[HomicidialFrog]

63. Never do an Asari and die later on then be resurrected. She'll turn into a powerful crimelord.

[beyondsolo]

51. If it's your last round for the sniper rifle, the target in your crosshair will move half a second before you pull the trigger. Always.



52. While funny, shooting people in the foot doesn't solve problems. Shooting them in the head does--or would.



53. Don't trust anyone. Oh... wait, that was for Dragon Age. Never mind.

[Toastmaster_777]

64. Everybody in the galaxy speaks English, even if they don't have an orifice to speak

[Koen Casier]

65. Place your band of psychological unstable misfits in places where they can do the most damage example; The suicidal assassin near life-support, the even more combative than usual Krogan near the weapon store and drive core or the Geth alone near the physical AI core.
66. Loyalty is best expressed by a costume change.
67. Cybernetics glow in the dark

Modifié par Koen Casier, 15 février 2010 - 01:56 .

[Nightwriter]

64. Ship docking technology has disappeared and ships can no longer stay docked when you return to them to perform the smallest task.