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[MikeFL25]

107. Uranus is depleted

[DaftPaycheck]

108. Aim for her head, cause she doesn't have a heart.

Modifié par DaftPaycheck, 15 février 2010 - 02:47 .

[MikeFL25]

109. This is an outrage!



110. This isn't how Anderson planned to spend his retirement years

[Nightwriter]

110. In two years all of the uncharted planet sidequests in the galaxy have been replaced with elaborate landscape exploration without story.

[Toastmaster_777]

111. Can you say "political ****storm?"

[NvVanity]

112. This one has forgotten whether its heatsink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate?

[MikeFL25]

112. In a game that is reportedly driven by characters and very little story, there is almost no character interaction between ME1 squadmates or ME2 squadmates.

Modifié par MikeFL25, 15 février 2010 - 02:52 .

[DaftPaycheck]

114. Splashing alcoholic beverages on a full face plate is the same as drinking it.

Modifié par DaftPaycheck, 15 février 2010 - 02:53 .

[Nightwriter]

115. Being nice to someone is completely irrelevant as they will remember you putting a gun in their face no matter what you do.
 
116. Urdnot isn’t just a really unfortunate first name but a clan identification. Who knew?

[aeetos21]

117. Anderson has a crush on either Kaidan or Ashley

Modifié par aeetos21, 15 février 2010 - 02:54 .

[Toastmaster_777]

118. This one has no time for your solid waste excrements.

[Moogliepie]

##. You may be a kick ass Space Commando, but you ain't no dancer.

[Fritz3D]

119. In the future, couches have heavier armor plating than tanks. If you have to duel with a chaingun armed gunship, just duck behind the nearest couch.

[NvVanity]

120. Humans are a blight. You sir are a blight.

Modifié par NvVanity, 15 février 2010 - 03:01 .

[CorvisRex]

##. Two hundred years from now, In a nebula far far away, TSA is still filled with idiots.

[NvVanity]

121. It'll have to wait for a minute i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[sedrikhcain]

Vamp44 wrote...

57. Kelly will offer to feed your fish even when you don't have fish.

I always took that as a double entendre from that little tramp.

[DeMoNxDaVe]

100 or something. Watching a Salarian or a Quarian die is much more disturbing then watching a Batarian die.



121.If you're with Commander Shepard you can walk on the citadel. Even if you're Geth.

[Zack56]

122. Joker gets owned by EDI.

[IronVanguard]

88. No matter how many you kill, Mercenaries are always stupid enough to try fighting you.

[RhythmlessNinja]

123. Add Turian Councilor to hit list.

[Monstruo696]

124. Beware of CHAFING

[DaftPaycheck]

125. If you're interested in Garrus, don't swallow.

[AlloutAce]

126. No mercenaries seem to realize that fighting shephard is a bad business decision.