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[Zack56]

155. Every responsible quarian has the neural stimulator program built into their suits.

[LOST GAM3R]

155. There's more than 100 things you can learn from ME2

156. People will treat you like crap... NO MATTER WHAT

157. Issac Newton is one deadly son-of-a-b****

[sparkomatic1972]

158. Crews will always complain about the food



159. In space, you never have to sleep, eat, or bathe though you have accommodations for each



160. No matter what galaxy you are in, it still needs saving by a small band of "exceptional" people

[BlackwindTheCommander]

161. Spectres can have sex with anything.

[DuffyMJ]

162. Thresher Maws may have wiped out your whole unit, but by god they don't stand a chance against you, a 50 year old salarian biologist, and a puberty aged krogan.

[solazz]

163. Citadel Souvenirs discriminates against the poor.

[GodWood]

164. Krogasm.

[DarkNova50]

165. The Volus are secretly harbouring delusions of godhood.

[FlyinElk212]

166. I am a biotic GOD!

[Hokochu]

167. For being multi-species, stores on the Citadel really don't have very versatile marketing campaigns. Apparently Shepard loves them all.

[Squints1318]

168: Legal briefs don't have kinetic barriers.

169: Shepard must wait for Garrus to finish his calibrations.

170: Shepard. Wrex.

171: When dating a quarian, don't ask about amino acids. You don't want the talk about cross species fluid contact.

Modifié par Squints1318, 15 février 2010 - 08:33 .

[cepapoe]

172: Licking a drell can result in hallucinations.

[Veen130]

173: Don't eat the nuts in the red bowl.

[BlackCat]

174: Liara will flay you alive...with her mind

[IstTyrr]

175. There is no individual. We are all Geth.



176. You don't want to be Shepard's enemy. They have a way of dying!

[Qario]

177: Private terminals on the Normandy can not send e-mails, only recieve.

[Highdragonslayer]

180. No sex. Just cleaned the bar.

[addiction21]

Highdragonslayer wrote...

180. No sex. Just cleaned the bar.

Which is true unless you wax it first. Trust me friction burns suck!

181. No waffles in the future but there is ramen.

[Redem0]

182. Endorsing mutliple store with the sentence "This is my favourite store" ain't lying or a breach of contract its actually his the right thing to do

Modifié par Redem0, 15 février 2010 - 04:48 .

[Daewan]

For x, where x is a number previously stated:



x+1: Disingenuous assertions will get you punched in the face. Again.

x+2: Spectres can't dance, but nobody really cares. They all want you anyway.

x+3: Asari aren't really as sweet and innocent as we all thought they were. But it doesn't matter, we still want them anyway.

[Chief Savage Man]

183. Screaming about high prices in public will get you a discount and not a disorderly conduct charge.

184. Your enemies will gladly wait for you to decide what you want to say in tense situations.

[Kerberus88]

185. If armor has 5 different pieces, but was designed to go with each other, none of the pieces can be changed out for something better.

[Kerberus88]

186. A claymore shotgun will break any species arm, with the exception of a Krogan's, unless said shotgun is acquired on a Collector ship.

[shaneho78]

187. One fifth of the entire galaxy's minerals is only sufficient to upgrade a few weapons, some powers and a frigate

[Kerberus88]

188. In the future karma is a lot more apparent. Mainly in the form of healing of facial scars.