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[Kerberus88]

217. Psychologists no longer need to see their patients in order to understand everything about them.

[TeaCokeProphet]

218. Don't come at Shepard with your disingenious assertions.

[nenri]

219.  Ah Yes. There are no such things as "Reapers."

Modifié par nenri, 16 février 2010 - 01:06 .

[Louis deGuerre]

220. Blasto has a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle



221. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

[Delta426]

222. Asari Matriarcs are more attractive after a mystery drink

Modifié par Delta426, 16 février 2010 - 01:14 .

[Sainthood82]

220. Those voices in your head are actually normal when inside a Reaper.  But you are still slowly going insane. 

221.  Punch a reporter, you will feel better.

222.  Even in the advanced age of the future it is still easy to solve your problems with a blunt object and force.

[cipher_Cero]

223. Don't play Halo immediately afterwards or you'll be spamming grenades like nobody's business.

[TripleDaddy]

224. Being Shepard's enemy results in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

Modifié par TripleDaddy, 16 février 2010 - 01:24 .

[dantesfire10]

225. Shepard will relinquish only ONE bullet... where do you want it?

[redloz]

226. Conrad Verner's wife is an unbelievably tolerant woman.

[dantesfire10]

227. Theres ALWAYS a catch

[dantran1993]

228. Shepherd's a badass

[Neccrid]

229. Shepard can have a million favorite stores on the Citadel.

230. Action films exist in Mass Effect. Such as Rogue Hanar spectres.

[CorvisRex]

###: Sir Issac Newton might be the deadliest sonofaB@#$1 in space, But planet-side, against YMIR mechs, all he can do is chip the paint. (Thinking about the Cain here)

[BlackCat]

redloz wrote...

226. Conrad Verner's wife is an unbelievably tolerant woman.

[Grey_Spectre]

231. Your visa to land on Earth still hasn't arrived in the post.

[ATKT]

232. Don't take showers on Purgatory.

[Viper 029]

233. Tali's never shown her face to anyone, or she claims. So she was born in the suit?



234. Jack's a girl. I think...



235. Garrus' armor is always broken, even when he gets new armor.



236. In 2 years merchants stopped selling weapons and armor, just armor components.



237. Instead of there being 50,000 different weapons in the galaxy like there were 2 years ago, there's only 19 now.



238. People will let you into a quarantine zone if you have a grenade launcher.



239. Tali is the only Quarian with a different outfit.



240. You don't want to do a bunch of random missions after your crew has been abducted.



241. Chakwas gets pissed if you do.



242. Kelly is very open minded...

[Viper 029]

(Forgot one)



243. When you finally find an YMIR mech that doesn't want to kill you, you have to constantly find power cells for it or else it will stop working. Why don't the mercenaries have to do that during battle?

[Alexandus]

Viper 029 wrote...

(Forgot one)

243. When you finally find an YMIR mech that doesn't want to kill you, you have to constantly find power cells for it or else it will stop working. Why don't the mercenaries have to do that during battle?

Hahaha, too true!

[txgriff]

244. Even after you have asked someone a question, you can ask them again the exact same question with the exact same response. And thats normal.

[Darth Drago]

245. A quest that takes more time to load (getting there and returning from after) than to play it is not good storytelling and programming.



246. Expect a great game but plan to be disappointed.



247. Know when to say “Ok, I think I’ve had enough to drink.”

[Tisiphne]

248. While a grenade launcher will not break most windows on Illium, a well placed kick to the chest will shatter one immediately!

249. The highly-armored N7 suit exists for purely cosmetic purposes. A leather strap and camo slacks will do the job.

250. There is an advertisement somewhere in the galaxy perpetually checking for someone who has died and come back to life, so that it can attempt to sell them burial robes.

251. Working at Gamestop has become so presitigious in the future that short-lived Salarians spend their years pitching MMORPGs there.

Modifié par Tisiphne, 16 février 2010 - 07:25 .

[Mudzr]

252. Humans are a galactic blight on the galaxy
253. When someone says you mean everything to them and that they never want to loose you, prepared to be dumped the next time you see them
254. Even space N*zis hate cerebus (Why is this word censored... owell)
255. Garrus really needs help fixing those callibrations
256. Only losers drink paragade

Modifié par Mudzr, 16 février 2010 - 07:44 .

[nenri]

257. Considering the size of The Illusive man's room, he takes a golf cart to go to the bathroom.

258. Shady guys smoke. Heroes drink.

259. It is as bad as it sounds.

260. A sun is tuned to your moral fiber.

261. "Whatever" in krogan is better said with the head.