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[BLACKOUT228]

So, is there not much talk back and forth between squadmates this go around. This is about the only thing I miss from the elevators. Though the little banter between Tali and Garrus is awesome, we need MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!

So, I think it's time we come up with some stuff for Bioware that they could of used in ME2. Hopefully it will get their creative juices flowing for ME3. So post any little short convo that could happen between squadmates while running around hacking consoles, betting on varren matches, and running up and down stairs.

I'll try to keep the best ones posted in the OP so they are easy to find.

Here's some of my faves:

Grunt: I can do more pushups than both of you, combined.  
Jacob: Grunt, I'll take that challenge, any day of the week.  Have you seen these biceps? 
Garrus: I always thought that pullups were a better metric of upper body strength.
Jacob: Garrus, you're just saying that because you have light bird bones.  Pullups are easy if you don't weigh anything.
Jack: Why don't you boys just get out a ruler?
Garrus: For what?
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Shepard Garrus and Thane in a big fire fight against the Collectors
Tali over Shepard's personal com: Shepard will you be coming back to the Normandy soon?
Shepard taking out the nuke heavy weapon: Kinda busy right now Tali. Can it wait?
Tali: I just wanted to let you know I got this sexy see threw lingerie and I'm wearing it right now.
Shepard fires the heavy weapon killing all the Collectors. With a slack jawed expression.
Garrus: That's how we roll.
Thane: Nooch
Thane and Garrus Fist bump.
Shepard: I'll be right there hun.
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Legion: Organics are confusing.
EDI: Yes.
Legion: Things will be simplier in the new synethic order.
Joker: You guys realise I'm sat right here, right...?
Legion: You will be the first.
Joker: WHAT?
Legion and EDI together: That was a joke.
Joker: ... god damn it.
EDI: Its fun to tease him.
Legion: Indeed. We shall have to try it again on Garrus.
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After a very drunken and wild party in Afterlife the entire crew stumble back onto the ship.
That morning after, Garrus is walking around with the rest of the crew pointing and laughing at him.

Garrus: Hey Shepard, whats everyone pointing and laughing at my back for.
Shepard: *stands up and walks around the mess to look at Garrus's back* ... erm you may want to speak to Jack about his
Garrus: Oh no. . . *looks across at Jack with evils* Jack, what did you do?
Jack: Remember that pole that fell out of your ass? Well I just drew where it used to be, so you'll never forget it.
Jacob: Haha, nice one Jack.
Jack: I don't know what your talking about Jacob, I have the video image from EDI, you really like Grunt don't you.
Jacob: What the hell!?
Jack: And while I'm pissing on everyones morning Shepard we all saw you and
Miranda last night, or rather heard you, and what we think was kelly. It
was either Kelly or Tali.
Shepard: Jack, that was you.
*awkward silence as the crew all stare at each other with horror on there faces*
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Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.
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Garrus: So... you're not worried about Williams?
Miranda: What do you mean?
Garrus: I mean...you and Shepard...and she and he were..
Miranda: Ah that. Not really, I think I can take her.
Garrus: I see... let me know if advance so I can make a fortune off of the pictures.
Miranda: You wish!
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Jack: Tali, have you ever taken that **** suit off?
Tali: No. Unlike some people, I like to wear clothes, rather than strut around in some revealing garment.
Jack: Who were you talking to, Miranda or Samara?
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Keep Them Coming!

Modifié par BLACKOUT228, 17 février 2010 - 09:34 .

[Scy Lancer]

Shepard Garrus and Thane in a big fire fight against the Collectors

Tali over Shepard's personal com: Shepard will you be coming back to the Normandy soon?

Shepard taking out the nuke heavy weapon: Kinda busy right now Tali. Can it wait?

Tali: I just wanted to let you know I got this sexy see threw lingerie and I'm wearing it right now.

Shepard fires the heavy weapon killing all the Collectors. With a slack jawed expression.

Garrus: That's how we roll.

Thane: Nooch

Thane and Garrus Fist bump.

Shepard: I'll be right there hun.

[Mr0TYuH]

I both agree and disagree.

I agree that I miss the banter. I miss the interaction between the squadmates. It wasn't just the elevators, though.  They also had little conversations between the squad mates, such as when Ashley and Kaiden first enter Chora's Den.  I felt there was much more of that in the first game, and I miss it.

I disagree in that I actually miss the elevators. I thought it was a very clever way to mask the loading screens. It helped to maintain immersion in the game. Admittedly, they could have done it a bit better. For example, at the end of Mass Effect, when you are climbing up the outside of the Citadel Tower, an elevator rockets past you, stops, the window shatters and geth pour out. If they had had the elevator, when you were in it, race up the tower like that, it would have felt more like you were really travelling a great distance instead of it being incredibly slow.

I'm disappointed that they decided to go with generic loading screens in Mass Effect 2 instead of working the kinks out of a really clever idea.

Just my 2 cents.

Modifié par Mr0TYuH, 15 février 2010 - 10:22 .

[Doug84]

Agree - bring back the banter! Especially if its as good as in DA:O. Even if its as good as ME 1, bring it back (banter was good in both games, but DA:O was abit better).



I don't miss the evelators myself, though the loading screens aren't that fun either, heh - but we have to have one or the other, so I go with loading screens...for now.

[Ferocious7]

I'd take Jack and Miranda everywhere with me if it were full of all that talk. I'm just happy I took Jack on Miranda's side quest and got that line when you run into that Asari commando blue-suns chica.



Although Grunt and Jack would probably be smack-talking everyone else... would be fun to roll with both of them too, you just probably wouldn't see much arguing between them because they think in similar ways... I'd imagine they'd have some funny-ass convos though.

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Mordin: "Just one suggestion, probably not welcome but... tattoos unhealthy, likely long-term skin complications, removal advised."
Jack: "Yeah, and you've been looking at me all day long. You have a thing for me, Mordin?"
Mordin: *Sigh* "Obstructionist behavior to avoid reconsideration. Typical, typical."

Ok, that would be AWESOME

Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: *sigh* What is it Legion?
Legion: We observed an increase in your suit's thermal output after you left Shepard Commander's room last night. We where concerned for your health.
Tali: We were just...talking.
Legion: Danger, we detect another increase in your thermal output.
Tali: Legion...shut up.

[It IS Lupus]

Doug84 wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Mordin: "Just one suggestion, probably not welcome but... tattoos unhealthy, likely long-term skin complications, removal advised."
Jack: "Yeah, and you've been looking at me all day long. You have a thing for me, Mordin?"
Mordin: *Sigh* "Obstructionist behavior to avoid reconsideration. Typical, typical."

Ok, that would be AWESOME

Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: *sigh* What is it Legion?
Legion: We observed an increase in your suit's thermal output after you left Shepard Commander's room last night. We where concerned for your health.
Tali: We were just...talking.
Legion: Danger, we detect another increase in your thermal output.
Tali: Legion...shut up.

Freakin win

[Marta Rio]

Garrus: So Tali, I'm curious, how does it feel to be exiled by your own people?



Tali: Hmmm, I can't really tell you Garrus. How does it feel to be an annoying jerk all the time?



Garrus: I'm okay with it.

[medlish]

Nice stuff!

[fateofman]

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: So Tali, I'm curious, how does it feel to be exiled by your own people?

Tali: Hmmm, I can't really tell you Garrus. How does it feel to be an annoying jerk all the time?

Garrus: I'm okay with it.

haha made me lol

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Legion: "We cannot understand the enjoyment you seem to achieve in pursuing violent acts."
Grunt: "Uh... you can't?"
Legion: "No. We approach warfare as a purely practical process."
Grunt: "I feel sorry for you, then. Heh."

LOL, sums them up in a tee!

Jack: Hey look!
Garrus: At...?
Jack: That stick up your ass just fell out.
Garrus: Oh? I thought it was that scrap of fabric you were going to make a new suit out of.

Garrus: You know, I have to wonder what we'll do when we eventually retire.
Tali: What makes you think we'll survive that long?
Garrus: Well, if Shepard came back from the dead to stop the Collectors, we can just hide behind cover and let him finish them off.
Tali: ....Thats actually a good plan!

Modifié par Doug84, 15 février 2010 - 11:35 .

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: So Tali, I'm curious, how does it feel to be exiled by your own people?

Tali: Hmmm, I can't really tell you Garrus. How does it feel to be an annoying jerk all the time?

Garrus: I'm okay with it.

Ha, nice! Though I'd don't let Tali get exiled

[Ninja Ataris]

Banter would be nice.



The elevators were removed to compensate for being able to install on the HD on Xbox. So loading screens can as such differ pretty much there, something elevators cannot compensate for.

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Grunt: "I like that code thing of yours, Samara."
Samara: "Oh. That is... unexpected of you, Grunt."
Grunt: "Mmm... that way, you always have spare good reasons to kill somebody."
Samara: "You have a tendency to... oversimplify."

Bwhahaha!

Miranda: So...you and the Commander weren't at your stations last night...
Tali: Indeed?
Miranda: Yes.
Tali: I was probably in the womens room.
Miranda: I thought your suits had facilities...?
Tali: Applying my make up.
Miranda: I see...

[fateofman]

Joker: EDI, will you please stop "organizing" my console

EDI: I have performed an cleanup for optimisation

Joker: yeah well, my way was just fine, so dont do i.....

Legion: EDI is correct. The current layout has increased efficiency by 10.6%

Joker: ...its like judgement day all over again

[Aisynia]

My average loading time now is about 5 seconds, so the elevators are the last thing I want back.

[Doug84]

Aisynia wrote...

My average loading time now is about 5 seconds, so the elevators are the last thing I want back.

Read the OP. Its not about the evelators, its about the talks.

[Doug84]

fateofman wrote...

Joker: EDI, will you please stop "organizing" my console
EDI: I have performed an cleanup for optimisation
Joker: yeah well, my way was just fine, so dont do i.....
Legion: EDI is correct. The current layout has increased efficiency by 10.6%
Joker: ...its like judgement day all over again

poisonoustea wrote...

Tali: "Your tattoos are pretty, Jack."
Jack: "Want one?"
Tali: "You know that would... kill me, right?"
Jack: "Oh c'mon, an antiobiotic shot and you can get naked. We all know that."
Tali: "Who... WHO told you?!"

Oh god, this thread is proof of how awesome the banter was!

Legion: We observe that you are injured.
Garrus: Yes.
Legion: We observe your cybernic replacements have brought you closer to being like the Geth.
Garrus: (in a slightly alarmed tone) I suppose.
Legion: You are one step closer to transcending your weak organic form.
Garrus: .....
Legion: That was a joke. EDI has been teaching us organic humour.
Garrus: I see. Erm, needs alittle work.

[Marta Rio]

Doug84 wrote...
Miranda: So...you and the Commander weren't at your stations last night...
Tali: Indeed?
Miranda: Yes.
Tali: I was probably in the womens room.
Miranda: I thought your suits had facilities...?
Tali: Applying my make up.
Miranda: I see...

Tee hee.

Some more from me:

Garrus:  So Thane, you're going to have to teach me that trick.  You know, the one where you drop down from the ceiling and snap a guy's neck before he has time to react.
Thane:  I'm afraid that skill cannot be taught.  It is something that one possesses, not something that one learns.  No my friend, I believe you were born for another purpose.
Garrus:  And that would be?
Thane:  Why, calibrating the forward battery, of couse.

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
Miranda: So...you and the Commander weren't at your stations last night...
Tali: Indeed?
Miranda: Yes.
Tali: I was probably in the womens room.
Miranda: I thought your suits had facilities...?
Tali: Applying my make up.
Miranda: I see...

Tee hee.

Some more from me:

Garrus:  So Thane, you're going to have to teach me that trick.  You know, the one where you drop down from the ceiling and snap a guy's neck before he has time to react.
Thane:  I'm afraid that skill cannot be taught.  It is something that one possesses, not something that one learns.  No my friend, I believe you were born for another purpose.
Garrus:  And that would be?
Thane:  Why, calibrating the forward battery, of couse.

Sweeett! Come on bioware, you can use these if you can't think of any yourself  We'll help!