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[VampireCommando]

Scy Lancer wrote...

Shepard Garrus and Thane in a big fire fight against the Collectors
Tali over Shepard's personal com: Shepard will you be coming back to the Normandy soon?
Shepard taking out the nuke heavy weapon: Kinda busy right now Tali. Can it wait?
Tali: I just wanted to let you know I got this sexy see threw lingerie and I'm wearing it right now.
Shepard fires the heavy weapon killing all the Collectors. With a slack jawed expression.
Garrus: That's how we roll.
Thane: Nooch
Thane and Garrus Fist bump.
Shepard: I'll be right there hun.

LMFAO
Damn this thread is awesome

[Aisynia]

Doug84 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

My average loading time now is about 5 seconds, so the elevators are the last thing I want back.

Read the OP. Its not about the evelators, its about the talks.

I know. I was responding to some above sentiment that some would also like the elevators back.

Definitely miss the banter, yes.

[Doug84]

VampireCommando wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Shepard Garrus and Thane in a big fire fight against the Collectors
Tali over Shepard's personal com: Shepard will you be coming back to the Normandy soon?
Shepard taking out the nuke heavy weapon: Kinda busy right now Tali. Can it wait?
Tali: I just wanted to let you know I got this sexy see threw lingerie and I'm wearing it right now.
Shepard fires the heavy weapon killing all the Collectors. With a slack jawed expression.
Garrus: That's how we roll.
Thane: Nooch
Thane and Garrus Fist bump.
Shepard: I'll be right there hun.

LMFAO
Damn this thread is awesome

Yes, yes it is. I'm trying to make sure I've read all these awesome posts Maybe we can email them to that Chris guy from Bioware?

[Doug84]

Aisynia wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

My average loading time now is about 5 seconds, so the elevators are the last thing I want back.

Read the OP. Its not about the evelators, its about the talks.

I know. I was responding to some above sentiment that some would also like the elevators back.

Definitely miss the banter, yes.

Ah, ok, sorry

[VampireCommando]

[quote]Doug84 wrote...

[quote]VampireCommando wrote...

[quote]Scy Lancer wrote...

Shepard Garrus and Thane in a big fire fight against the Collectors
Tali over Shepard's personal com: Shepard will you be coming back to the Normandy soon?
Shepard taking out the nuke heavy weapon: Kinda busy right now Tali. Can it wait?
Tali: I just wanted to let you know I got this sexy see threw lingerie and I'm wearing it right now.
Shepard fires the heavy weapon killing all the Collectors. With a slack jawed expression.
Garrus: That's how we roll.
Thane: Nooch
Thane and Garrus Fist bump.
Shepard: I'll be right there hun.[/quote]

LMFAO
Damn this thread is awesome[/quote]

Yes, yes it is. I'm trying to make sure I've read all these awesome posts Maybe we can email them to that Chris guy from Bioware?

[/quote/]

sounds like a plan, seriously some of these conversations are amazingly funny 

someone make up a argument one between the females if your romancing the two your taking around with your, like if you've got jack and miranda in your party, and your trying to get into both of there panties, would make an intreasting conversation.

On that note, remember on the first game if your romanced -tried- both Liara and Ashley, then they would confromt you, well imagine the conversation that would take place in the de-briefing room between; Miranda, Jack, Tali and kelly. Now that would be intreasting

Modifié par VampireCommando, 15 février 2010 - 12:17 .

[Doug84]

Legion: Organics are confusing.
EDI: Yes.
Legion: Things will be simplier in the new synethic order.
Joker: You guys realise I'm sat right here, right...?
Legion: You will be the first.
Joker: WHAT?
Legion and EDI together: That was a joke.
Joker: ... god damn it.
EDI: Its fun to tease him.
Legion: Indeed. We shall have to try it again on Garrus.

Modifié par Doug84, 15 février 2010 - 12:16 .

[VampireCommando]

Doug84 wrote...

Legion: Organics are confusing.
EDI: Yes.
Legion: Things will be simplier in the new synethic order.
Joker: You guys realise I'm sat right here, right...?
Legion: You will be the first.
Joker: WHAT?
Legion and EDI together: That was a joke.
Joker: ... god damn it.
EDI: Its fun to tease him.
Legion: Indeed. We shall have to try it again on Garrus.

still laughing at this' **** i think i''m crying wiht laughter

[MaaZeus]

Hopefully Bioware adds an banter-pack DLC. This thread might me great for giving them different banter-ideas! Amazing stuff so far!

[Marta Rio]

poisonoustea wrote...

Thane: "Legion, I can't find my glasses. Again. Do you know anything about it?"
Legion: "No data available."

Lol - that punchline can work for so many things....

Mordin: Could have sworn I left Garrus's new sniper rifle upgrade right here.  Legion, have you seen it?
Legion: No data available.

Jacob: Legion, someone tried to flush an oily mass of electrical relays and transistors down the toilet in the men's room.  Now I'm not accusing you of anything but...
Legion: No data available.

Shepherd:  Legion, why does it appear that someone tried to ransack the armor locker in the Captain's cabin?
Legion: No data available.

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Thane: "Legion, I can't find my glasses. Again. Do you know anything about it?"
Legion: "No data available."

Lol - that punchline can work for so many things....

Mordin: Could have sworn I left Garrus's new sniper rifle upgrade right here.  Legion, have you seen it?
Legion: No data available.

Jacob: Legion, someone tried to flush an oily mass of electrical relays and transistors down the toilet in the men's room.  Now I'm not accusing you of anything but...
Legion: No data available.

Shepherd:  Legion, why does it appear that someone tried to ransack the armor locker in the Captain's cabin?
Legion: No data available.

Oh god, thats awesome!

Grunt: Were is my shotgun?
Legion: No Data Available.
Grunt: But its strapped to your back
Legion looks at the shotgun, then back to Grunt: There was a hole where a shotgun should have been.

[VampireCommando]

Marta Rio wrote...



Shepherd:  Legion, why does it appear that someone tried to ransack the armor locker in the Captain's cabin?
Legion: No data available.

 i can actully imagine this been said,

[adam_grif]

Shiiiit, if it's a choice between "slow elevators" and "long loading screens which are just pictures of elevator schematics" I want the elevators back.



Seriously, didn't the devs get that we're not complaining about elevators specifically, we're complaining about annoying, long load times?

[VampireCommando]

SERIOUSLY . . . BEST. . . THREAD . . . EVER!!!



cant stop laughing, think i'm going to need medical help shortly

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Garrus: "So, Joker. You've been seeing Jack quite often these days..."
Joker: "Sure, I asked her to work on this baby" *rolls up his sleeve*
Garrus: "What the... is that EDI tattoed on your arm?"
EDI: "He is so sweet."

Jacob: EDI, do you know why there is a Valentines card on your server box?
EDI: It was a gift from Jeff.
Jacob: ......ok......
*backs slowly out of the AI core*

[HomicidialFrog]

Legion: Shepard-Commander.



Shepard: Yes?



Legion: We and EDI was talking and she said that you have something in your room called a "Fornax.". We are curious to know what it is, because EDI didn't tell us when We asked.



Shepard: ...I don't know what your talking about.



Legion: But We even went into your Cabin and found it in your desk. We would like data on "Xenophilic Magazines." for study into Human sexuality and Xenophilic fetishes.



Shepard: ...I really don't what your talking about Legio- Hey wait a minute, why was you in my cabin? That explains why a piece of my armour went missing and your hole in your chest seems to have been fixed from salvaged parts.



Legion: No data available.

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

I can see Jacob lifting weights in the armory, bare-chested.
And Grunt next to him going like "CMON! TEN MORE! YOU CAN DO IT!"

Grunt: "COME ON, WORK LIKE YOU'VE GOT A QUAD!"
Jacob: "HUMANS DON'T!"
Grunt: "Really? Well...hmm, that explains the female edition of Fornax trying to hire me."

HomicidialFrog wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander.

Shepard: Yes?

Legion:
We and EDI was talking and she said that you have something in your
room called a "Fornax.". We are curious to know what it is, because EDI
didn't tell us when We asked.

Shepard: ...I don't know what your talking about.

Legion:
But We even went into your Cabin and found it in your desk. We would
like data on "Xenophilic Magazines." for study into Human sexuality and
Xenophilic fetishes.

Shepard: ...I really don't what your
talking about Legio- Hey wait a minute, why was you in my cabin? That
explains why a piece of my armour went missing and your hole in your
chest seems to have been fixed from salvaged parts.

Legion: No data available.

LOL

[VampireCommando]

Garrus: Shepard i was in the AI core the other day doing some calibartions and i keep finding these odd stains everywhere, and when i asked EDI about this she said she had a block. . . and its kinda like there growing, there always seems to be more and more of them.

Shepard: *engages intercom* Joker can i see you and EDI in the debriefing room please.



EDI: jeff i'm saying you forced me into it

Joker: what!? it was your idea



Shepard: NOW! both of you

[Doug84]

VampireCommando wrote...

Garrus: Shepard i was in the AI core the other day doing some calibartions and i keep finding these odd stains everywhere, and when i asked EDI about this she said she had a block. . . and its kinda like there growing, there always seems to be more and more of them.
Shepard: *engages intercom* Joker can i see you and EDI in the debriefing room please.

EDI: jeff i'm saying you forced me into it
Joker: what!? it was your idea

Shepard: NOW! both of you

Shepard: Now look, I'm not trying to say this is a horrifying development. But EDI, you have electronics, and Joker, your a water based life form. Someone is going to get hurt from this.

[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Legion: "We left the manuscript in Life Support. We appreciated reading it."
Thane: "Any comment on it?"
Legion: "Descriptions might be over-detailed for literature standards. We suggest you to rewrite your biography accordingly."

Ok, I didn't get this one - probably something I missed in the Thane conversation tree.

[Marta Rio]

poisonoustea wrote...

I can see Jacob lifting weights in the armory, bare-chested.
And Grunt next to him going like "CMON! TEN MORE! YOU CAN DO IT!"

To continue in this vein:

Grunt: I can do more pushups than both of you, combined.  
Jacob: Grunt, I'll take that challenge, any day of the week.  Have you seen these biceps? 
Garrus: I always thought that pullups were a better metric of upper body strength.
Jacob: Garrus, you're just saying that because you have light bird bones.  Pullups are easy if you don't weigh anything.
Jack: Why don't you boys just get out a ruler?
Garrus: For what?