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[Doug84]

poisonoustea wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Legion: "We left the manuscript in Life Support. We appreciated reading it."
Thane: "Any comment on it?"
Legion:
"Descriptions might be over-detailed for literature standards. We
suggest you to rewrite your biography accordingly."

Ok, I didn't get this one - probably something I missed in the Thane conversation tree.

Drell can remember their memories perfectly, I played on that

Ahhhhh, gotta noww [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

Marta Rio wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

I can see Jacob lifting weights in the armory, bare-chested.
And Grunt next to him going like "CMON! TEN MORE! YOU CAN DO IT!"

To continue in this vein:

Grunt: I can do more pushups than both of you, combined.  
Jacob: Grunt, I'll take that challenge, any day of the week.  Have you seen these biceps? 
Garrus: I always thought that pullups were a better metric of upper body strength.
Jacob: Garrus, you're just saying that because you have light bird bones.  Pullups are easy if you don't weigh anything.
Jack: Why don't you boys just get out a ruler?
Garrus: For what?

LOL ;)

[WilliamShatner]

Bring back the elevators for people who want immersion and leave in the quick transports/loading screens for people who want 5 second loading.

[Torhagen]

I would prefer an Elevator on Stations instead of a boring loading screen anytime

but what can you san hooray for the whiners now we got boring loading screens all the time

[VampireCommando]

After a very drunken and wild party in afterlife the entire crew stumble back onto the ship.



That morning afterwars garrus is walking around with the rest of the crew pointing and laughing at him.



Garrus: hey Shepard whats everyone pointing and laughing at my back for.

Shepard: *stands up and walks around the mess to look at Garrus's back* ... erm you may want to speak to jack about his

Garrus : oh no. . . *looks aross at jack with evils*, jack what did you do?

Jack: remember that pole that fell out of your ass, well i just drew where it used to be so your'll never forget it.

Jacob: hah, nice one jack.

Jack: dont know what your talking about jacob, i have the video image from EDI, your really like grunt dont you.

Jacob what the hell!?

Jack: and while i'm pissing on everyones morning Shepard we all saw you and Miranda last night, or rather herd you, and what we think was kelly, it was either kelly or tali

Shepard: jack it was you.



*akward silence as the crew all stare at each other with horror on there faces*

[Sailears]

WilliamShatner wrote...

Bring back the elevators for people who want immersion and leave in the quick transports/loading screens for people who want 5 second loading.

Torhagen wrote...

I would prefer an Elevator on Stations instead of a boring loading screen anytime
but what can you san hooray for the whiners now we got boring loading screens all the time

Yup, I had no issue with the elevators, nice immersion. Though I can't remember what it was like on the 360 version, as I haven't played that since the PC version was released.

[Tranter88]

Miranda: Jack

Jack: Miranda

Miranda: Jack

Jack: Miranda

.....

Miranda: ****

Jack: ****

[HomicidialFrog]

Legion: ...Greetings.



Jack: **** off!



Legion: No data available on "**** off!" please try again.

[discipledark14]

The elevators got a lot of flack in ME for being too slow. The only elevator that actually bothered me in ME was the one on the Normandy. It was extremely slow and there was no banter or news to kill the time. All the other elevators were fine in my opinion

[MaaZeus]

discipledark14 wrote...

The elevators got a lot of flack in ME for being too slow. The only elevator that actually bothered me in ME was the one on the Normandy. It was extremely slow and there was no banter or news to kill the time. All the other elevators were fine in my opinion

Yes there was. Its just they usually end before halfway of the elevator ride. They could have had BOTH news and banter on same trip. It would have been perfect, and not as boring.

[MaaZeus]

HomicidialFrog wrote...

Legion: ...Greetings.

Jack: **** off!

Legion: No data available on "**** off!" please try again.

Or "No data available on "**** off!". Please specify."

[fateofman]

Shepard: Legion....i've been wondering



Legion: Specify



Shepard: you only have one "eye" so your depth perception must be pretty rubbish....



Legion: .....yes



Shepard: so you know when you try and pick stuff u....



Legion: Shepard Commander! We are required in the AI core!



*runs away and cries in AI core, tries to reach for a tissue to clean hydralics but misses....several times*

[Bravenu3]

fateofman wrote...
Shepard: you only have one "eye" so your depth perception must be pretty rubbish....
...

:-D

Honestyl though, most of the Geth aim quite well at yourself, so they must have additional instruments for 3D vision. Not only one camera-eye ;-)

[fateofman]

Bravenu3 wrote...

fateofman wrote...
Shepard: you only have one "eye" so your depth perception must be pretty rubbish....
...

:-D

Honestyl though, most of the Geth aim quite well at yourself, so they must have additional instruments for 3D vision. Not only one camera-eye ;-)

they wouldnt need it for linear shots  only to judge distances, but yes your probably right.

[Marta Rio]

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

Modifié par Marta Rio, 15 février 2010 - 01:31 .

[VampireCommando]

a nice simple one



Miranda: *walks up into shepards office*

Shepard: i was hoping you'd stop by Miri *smug look on his face*

Miranda: well i think we need to speak about us

Shepard: *grin has disapeared* . . . okay what about

Miranda: . . . well you and i have been intimate for some time now and . . . well . . . *begins to cry*



*rest of the crew are listening in with there ears to the door*



Garrus: hey grunt move up i can hardly here

Kelly: awww no it sound serious you guys

Mordin : oh no i think whats coming

Jacob hey watch the door watch the door!



Shepard: *put his arm around her* Miranda its okay whats wrong?

Miranda: . . . okay well here we go . . . Shepard. . . i'm pregnant



*Shepards mouth drops to the floor*

*door opens and the crew crash on through*



Legion: error, error we now know where babies come from

Shepard: how long have you guys been there?

Jack: erm . . . well . . . not . . . that lo-

Legion: since oprative lawson first walked into the room

[Doug84]

VampireCommando wrote...

a nice simple one

Miranda: *walks up into shepards office*
Shepard: i was hoping you'd stop by Miri *smug look on his face*
Miranda: well i think we need to speak about us
Shepard: *grin has disapeared* . . . okay what about
Miranda: . . . well you and i have been intimate for some time now and . . . well . . . *begins to cry*

*rest of the crew are listening in with there ears to the door*

Garrus: hey grunt move up i can hardly here
Kelly: awww no it sound serious you guys
Mordin : oh no i think whats coming
Jacob hey watch the door watch the door!

Shepard: *put his arm around her* Miranda its okay whats wrong?
Miranda: . . . okay well here we go . . . Shepard. . . i'm pregnant

*Shepards mouth drops to the floor*
*door opens and the crew crash on through*

Legion: error, error we now know where babies come from
Shepard: how long have you guys been there?
Jack: erm . . . well . . . not . . . that lo-
Legion: since oprative lawson first walked into the room

Bwhahaha

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

Oh god...oh god.... I think I'm going to pass out if I keep laughing like this.

[TuringPoint]

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

That is bloody classic.  I love it.

[Doug84]

Alocormin wrote...

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

That is bloody classic.  I love it.

Garrus: So...
Tali: (weary) Yes?
Garrus: What do you look like under that suit?
Tali: Myself.
Garrus: ...right.
Tali: You show me out of your suit, I'll show you me.
Garrus: Oh, look at the time, its Geth killing time.

[MaaZeus]

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

/thread

Honestly, this has to be in ME3! Excellent jab.

[Tasker]

discipledark14 wrote...

The elevators got a lot of flack in ME for being too slow. The only elevator that actually bothered me in ME was the one on the Normandy. It was extremely slow and there was no banter or news to kill the time. All the other elevators were fine in my opinion

I completely agree with you on this.

Apart from the one on the Normandy, they were just fine and added a lot to the immersion and flow of the game.

[Doug84]

Orkboy wrote...

discipledark14 wrote...

The elevators got a lot of flack in ME for being too slow. The only elevator that actually bothered me in ME was the one on the Normandy. It was extremely slow and there was no banter or news to kill the time. All the other elevators were fine in my opinion

I completely agree with you on this.

Apart from the one on the Normandy, they were just fine and added a lot to the immersion and flow of the game.

What bugged me about the evelators in ME 1 was more to do with their positioning than thing else, so that it became annoyingly hard to get around without having to stand in one for awhile. Even if you went to the Citadel to check the shop in c-sec, that required the use of a lift.

[addiction21]

THis thread went places. Very good places.

[Doug84]

addiction21 wrote...

THis thread went places. Very good places.

Magical place.

[Cutlass Jack]

I wouldn't want the Elevator chats back. But I would love triggered chats between characters ala Dragon Age. We only had the one between Tali/Garus. Needed so many more.



Unfortunately I think they decided not to do this in favor of the area triggered news broadcasts. They work in exactly the same way.

[Doug84]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

I wouldn't want the Elevator chats back. But I would love triggered chats between characters ala Dragon Age. We only had the one between Tali/Garus. Needed so many more.

Unfortunately I think they decided not to do this in favor of the area triggered news broadcasts. They work in exactly the same way.

Thats what we're after too.

And yeah, but the news triggers aren't as fun or interesting. And why do that when I can walk up to the news terminal and ask for a story to be read out...