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[CardonT]

Grunt: So, who do you think would win a fight between you and Shepard?

Garrus: Oh no, not this again...

[CardonT]

Or, if you are Femshep:

Grunt: So, who do you think would win a fight between you and Shepard?



Garrus: Well, I have reach, she has flexibility... It would obviously be a draw.

[Lord Nicholai]

Miranda: My underwear seems to be constantly disapearing from my private quarters. Its as if someone has been taking them on a daily basis.
Zaeed: ...

[Driving Ghost]

I support banter

[P-012]

CardonT wrote...

Or, if you are Femshep:
Grunt: So, who do you think would win a fight between you and Shepard?

Garrus: Well, I have reach, she has flexibility... It would obviously be a draw.

This.

[addiction21]

Driving Ghost wrote...

I support banter

What about waffles? Do you support waffles or are you a heretic?

[Marta Rio]

addiction21 wrote...

Driving Ghost wrote...

I support banter

What about waffles? Do you support waffles or are you a heretic?

I'm not sure how I feel about waffles.  Some days I think I like them, others days, I don't.  I don't think I could make an honest judgement about them either way.  Does that make me...a waffler?

[Marta Rio]

Back on topic: If Liara returns in ME3...



Liara: I was hoping that Shepherd and I could pick up where we left off.

Tali: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the Commander is with Miranda now.

Liara: But...how...how could he be attracted to her?

Tali: She's designed to be the perfect human woman, what's so hard to understand?

Liara: But after all I did for him, after all we went through...

Tali: Liara, despite all that time you spent as an information broker, it seems like you failed to learn the most important piece of information that a female can possess.

Liara: And what is that?

Tali: Men are jerks.



(then they, um, go eat ice cream together or something...)

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Back on topic: If Liara returns in ME3...

Liara: I was hoping that Shepherd and I could pick up where we left off.
Tali: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the Commander is with Miranda now.
Liara: But...how...how could he be attracted to her?
Tali: She's designed to be the perfect human woman, what's so hard to understand?
Liara: But after all I did for him, after all we went through...
Tali: Liara, despite all that time you spent as an information broker, it seems like you failed to learn the most important piece of information that a female can possess.
Liara: And what is that?
Tali: Men are jerks.

(then they, um, go eat ice cream together or something...)

Nice!

Garrus: So... you're not worried about Williams?
Miranda: What do you mean?
Garrus: I mean...you and Shepard...and she and he were..
Miranda: Ah that. Not really, I think I can take her.
Garrus: I see... let me know if advance so I can make a fortune off of the pictures.
Miranda: You wish!

[VampireCommando]

Doug84 wrote...

Marta Rio wrote...

Back on topic: If Liara returns in ME3...

Liara: I was hoping that Shepherd and I could pick up where we left off.
Tali: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the Commander is with Miranda now.
Liara: But...how...how could he be attracted to her?
Tali: She's designed to be the perfect human woman, what's so hard to understand?
Liara: But after all I did for him, after all we went through...
Tali: Liara, despite all that time you spent as an information broker, it seems like you failed to learn the most important piece of information that a female can possess.
Liara: And what is that?
Tali: Men are jerks.

(then they, um, go eat ice cream together or something...)

Nice!

Garrus: So... you're not worried about Williams?
Miranda: What do you mean?
Garrus: I mean...you and Shepard...and she and he were..
Miranda: Ah that. Not really, I think I can take her.
Garrus: I see... let me know if advance so I can make a fortune off of the pictures.
Miranda: You wish!

now those would be pictures worth seeing lol

[Haventh]

Doug84 wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Mordin: "Just one suggestion, probably not welcome but... tattoos unhealthy, likely long-term skin complications, removal advised."
Jack: "Yeah, and you've been looking at me all day long. You have a thing for me, Mordin?"
Mordin: *Sigh* "Obstructionist behavior to avoid reconsideration. Typical, typical."

Ok, that would be AWESOME

Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: *sigh* What is it Legion?
Legion: We observed an increase in your suit's thermal output after you left Shepard Commander's room last night. We where concerned for your health.
Tali: We were just...talking.
Legion: Danger, we detect another increase in your thermal output.
Tali: Legion...shut up.

Win, just win!

[Rankao]

I wouldn't have mind to see Jack and Garrus fight it out before the Assault on the Collectors.

[herbie dog]

Perfekt Win

[Tisiphne]

I just don't get why they didn't just use the Dragon Age system - random banter between whatever character you have in your party while you're walking or standing around? It happens at least once, while Garrus and Tali are in your party in the Citadel. However, they could easily have done more of that, instead of requiring one to click on boxes.

[PiercedMonk]

Jack: Five.
Grunt: Five what?
Jack: Five kills I'm up on you since this fight started.
Grunt: We're keeping score now?
Jack: Why the **** wouldn't we keep score?.
Grunt: I don't hink the volus you shot by accident while he was running away should count.
Jack: Accident? *shotgun blast*  Six!

Modifié par PiercedMonk, 16 février 2010 - 11:27 .

[Jzadek72]

Wrex (To all Squadmates): Who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?



Legion: That would be illogical. Shepard Commander is my ally.



Mordin: Shepard has firepower... but lower brainpower - tactical advantage mine, no offense intended. Shepard armoured, but incinerate - should burn through any armour... *blinks* situation unlikely, not worth considering.



Grunt: Die Shepard! *Bullrushes Shepard* I AM KROGAN!!!

[Jzadek72]

Jack: Tali, have you ever taken that **** suit off?



Tali: No. Unlike some people, I like to wear clothes, rather than strut around in some revealing garment.



Jack: Who were you talking to, Miranda or Samara?

[Jzadek72]

Had to do another, this thread is pure epicness.

Legion: Garrus, where do babies come from?

Garrus: ...what? Um... Why do you ask?

Legion: I overheard Shepard Commander and Lawson Officer preventatives for reproduction. This seems illogical. The purpose of life on evolutionary terms is to reproduce. Why would someone wish to halt this cycle?

Modifié par Jzadek72, 16 février 2010 - 11:51 .

[PiercedMonk]

Morinth: You're partly responsible for the genophage? I find the power over life and death very alluring.
Mordin: Mildly flattered...I suppose. However, your attentions are undesired.
Morinth: What do you mean? Am I too dark and sensual for you?
Mordin: Generally not interested in romantic involvement. Specifically, you have the intellelectual depth of a pre-adolescent Anne Rice fan, and appear as though if touched, would be unpleasently sticky. Medically speaking, of course.

[KentGoldings]

Just an easter egg for you folks. Equip Tali and Garrus and walk between the Zakara floors.

[MaaZeus]

KentGoldings wrote...

Just an easter egg for you folks. Equip Tali and Garrus and walk between the Zakara floors.

We know. We just wish more of them. And this thread is a proof how much awesomeness Bioware lost by not adding random party-banter to ME2. Very good stuff so far.

[Sunyavadin]

I love this thread so much.

[Jzadek72]

A thread this awesome needs a bump

[StingerSplash01]

antilles333 wrote...

(Shepard, Thane, and Grunt arrive at a pool)

(Grunt sticks a bag of credits over the pool)

Grunt - C'mon, Thane, I dare you.

Thane isn't allergic to water and the planet his species is currently on is almost entirely covered in water so your joke doesn't make sense sry. The disease thane has is because of the hanar moving a arid climate species to a humid climate world.