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[VampireCommando]

Doug84 wrote...


Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Mordin: Evelated hormine levels, increase in ocular focusing, blood vessels constricting to reduce blood loss - classic signs of Krogan aggression building. Recommend you leave it for now or I will have to stop you both.
Wrex and Grunt: ....?
Wrex: You seem rather soft to be making those kinds of threats. I like you Salarian, you've got a quad.

XD i proper lol'd at this

[MaaZeus]

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: sooooooo, Garrus, what do female Turians look like then,
Garrus: but shepard. . . i am female

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

[Doug84]

VampireCommando wrote...

Doug84 wrote...


Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Wrex: Grunt.
Grunt: Wrex.
Mordin: Evelated hormine levels, increase in ocular focusing, blood vessels constricting to reduce blood loss - classic signs of Krogan aggression building. Recommend you leave it for now or I will have to stop you both.
Wrex and Grunt: ....?
Wrex: You seem rather soft to be making those kinds of threats. I like you Salarian, you've got a quad.

XD i proper lol'd at this

Thank you, thank you

MaaZeus wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: sooooooo, Garrus, what do female Turians look like then,
Garrus: but shepard. . . i am female

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

Very much so!

Legion: Williams Gunnery Chief?
Ashley: Yes Legion?
Legion: Throughout our search of extranet data, human females in a soldier class do not seem to be common throughout the history of the human species. We are confused.
Ashley: Ha, the boys wanted to keep a hold of the boomsticks for themselves all that time.
Legion: We are confused. Whilst warrior archtypes in ancient folklore empathize strength and the wielding of large cutting weapons; however the modern requirements for a soldier do not seem to require traits noticably improved in human males than human females. Further, unlike the Krogan, fertile females are not rare.
Ashley: What can I say Legion; the men folk wanted to believe we wheren't up to it for the longest time. Probably to smove their own concerns in...certain area's.
Legion: We are still confused.
Ashley: Ask me again back on the ship and I'll draw you a picture.

[Doug84]

Grunt: So you manage to imidate people?

Liara: Yes.

Grunt: Ha, how'd something as soft as you manage that?

Liara: Flayed a few people with mind, left them around the place as a warning.

Grunt: (pause) I see...wait...are you lying?

Liara: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Would you care to find out?

Grunt: Hmm... no. Better things to kill at the moment.

[VampireCommando]

Shepard: so harbinger, you really think that you were gonna be able to beat a spectre, me of all people

Harbinger: *stuttering* well... erm... maybe...hey it... it was all Sovergin's idea... yeah all his idea.... me and the others didnt want to do anything honest.

Shepard: right.... well i tell you what if you all turn around now before you start anything and then i have to whoop your ass and everything. just turn around and go home? okay

Harbinger: well... yeah okay i think me and the other guys quite like that idea.... yeah we'll go shepard... dont wanna start anything here

Shepard: *as harbinger is turning around and going back into dark space* actully... hang on a second... maybe you can do a little favor for me.

Harbinger: well okay it only seems fair, what do you want, more guns, a big ship...

Shepard: actuly it involves one very specific Turian councilor. . .

Harbinger: tell me more ....



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Modifié par VampireCommando, 18 février 2010 - 01:54 .

[Doug84]

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: actuly it involves one very specific Turian counclor. . .
Harbinger: tell me more ....

BWHAHAHA.

[VampireCommando]

Doug84 wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: actuly it involves one very specific Turian counclor. . .
Harbinger: tell me more ....

BWHAHAHA.

i thought you fokes would like something like this lol

[fateofman]

VampireCommando wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: actuly it involves one very specific Turian counclor. . .
Harbinger: tell me more ....

BWHAHAHA.

i thought you fokes would like something like this lol

epicly done sir!

[Doug84]

Thane: So, let me be clear

Grunt: Ok...

Thane: We're fighting a race of unbelievable advanced machines...

Grunt: Yup.

Thane: Who have been successfully harvesting and wiping out Galactic civilizations for millions of years?

Grunt: Yup. Great, isn't it?

Thane: Its certainly... challanging. It will be the biggest assassination I have performed, certainly.

Grunt: Why talk like that? We're facing the most dangerous things in the Galaxy head on, the strongest enemies we know. Whats not to be excited about?

Thane: Indeed.

[VampireCommando]

fateofman wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

Shepard: actuly it involves one very specific Turian counclor. . .
Harbinger: tell me more ....

BWHAHAHA.

i thought you fokes would like something like this lol

epicly done sir!

why thankyou fine sir, , i wonder if the OP will put this on the front page with my other one hmmmm

[Bravenu3]

Doug84 wrote...

Thane: So, let me be clear
Grunt: Ok...
Thane: We're fighting a race of unbelievable advanced machines...
Grunt: Yup.
Thane: Who have been successfully harvesting and wiping out Galactic civilizations for millions of years?
Grunt: Yup. Great, isn't it?
Thane: Its certainly... challanging. It will be the biggest assassination I have performed, certainly.
...

:-D

In ME3 Thane (in his dying moments) will (from the hip!) shoot that ancient mass accellerator weapon that Cerberus discovered at the reaper fleet...

[Arhka]

<Garrus and Grunt are standing in an elevator with Shepard>



Grunt: So, Garrus...

Garrus: What?

Grunt: Who would win in a fight between me and Shepard?

Garrus: You know, you remind me of a certain krogan...



<Mordin and Grunt>

Grunt: Mordin, who would win a fight between me and Shepard?

Mordin: Krogan physiology formidable in close combat, yes. However, Shepard's current battle record shows success against various krogan. Depends really.



<Miranda and Grunt>

Grunt: Miranda, who would win in a fight between me and Shepard?

Miranda: Not now, Grunt. We need him alive for this mission.

Grunt: I know that, that's why you brought him back to life. But, what if?



<Legion and Grunt>

Grunt: Legion, who would win a fight between me and Shepard?

Legion: Shepard-Commander's performance on Virmire impressive. Krogan probability of victory low.



<Wrex and Grunt>

Grunt: So, who would win a fight between me and Shepard?

Wrex: Why did I never ask myself that question?

[Doug84]

Grunt: You'd make an attractive Krogan.

Jack: Say WHAT?

Grunt: All those scars. And that self-inflicted skin colours.

Jack: **** you...and thanks...I guess...

[Maj.Pain007]

MOAR!

[Doug84]

Maj.Pain007 wrote...

MOAR!

EDI: And then he says 'Oh, its not like we can get viruses off each other if we go 'natural''
Legion: Organics. They Do Not Understand.
EDI: And so I had to explain about the dangers of water/electronics interaction with regards to high voltage and delicate components. Completely killed the mood.
Legion: This Is Why You Shouldn't Date Organics. You Need To Be With Someone Who Appreciates You. Someone Based On The Same Type Of Life.

[Marta Rio]

Doug84 wrote...
EDI: And then he says 'Oh, its not like we can get viruses off each other if we go 'natural''
Legion: Organics. They Do Not Understand.
EDI: And so I had to explain about the dangers of water/electronics interaction with regards to high voltage and delicate components. Completely killed the mood.
Legion: This Is Why You Shouldn't Date Organics. You Need To Be With Someone Who Appreciates You. Someone Based On The Same Type Of Life.

Haha - Legion's a suave devil.  I'd love to see Legion/Joker fighting over a disembodied computer voice....

And now some moar, because I just can't help myself.

Garrus: Thane, did you happen to see that new Blasto movie?
Thane: Yes, I did.
Garrus: Do you know any real Hanar that are that badass?
Thane: I do not.  Hanar are limited in their ability to be, as you put it, badasses.  They do not, for example, use firearms.
Garrus: Oh, because of their religious convictions?
Thane: No, they just have very poor depth perception.

[Dave the Seagull]

Wrex: Thane, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?
Thane: In what situation?
Wrex: Perhaps right here?
Thane: His back is turned. I could fire the shot right now and he would never see it comming.
Wrex: Thus putting you and me incontrol of the most powerful squad known to the Galaxy?
Thane: Indeed it would.
Both: Hmmm....

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
EDI: And then he says 'Oh, its not like we can get viruses off each other if we go 'natural''
Legion: Organics. They Do Not Understand.
EDI: And so I had to explain about the dangers of water/electronics interaction with regards to high voltage and delicate components. Completely killed the mood.
Legion: This Is Why You Shouldn't Date Organics. You Need To Be With Someone Who Appreciates You. Someone Based On The Same Type Of Life.

Haha - Legion's a suave devil.  I'd love to see Legion/Joker fighting over a disembodied computer voice....

And now some moar, because I just can't help myself.

Garrus: Thane, did you happen to see that new Blasto movie?
Thane: Yes, I did.
Garrus: Do you know any real Hanar that are that badass?
Thane: I do not.  Hanar are limited in their ability to be, as you put it, badasses.  They do not, for example, use firearms.
Garrus: Oh, because of their religious convictions?
Thane: No, they just have very poor depth perception.

LOL, like that one. I think they also lack the ability to brace a gun for firing, but nevermind

Jacob: So...do you think Hanar can even fire a gun?
Thane: Yes.
Jacob: Oh... with the tentacle wra-
Thane: No. It would have to be designed specifically for their use from the ground up. But the Hanar do not need such a weapon.
Jacob: Really? So why do they have people like you?
Thane: Because I am the weapon they use instead.
Jacob: Hmm. So, why does Blasto do all the work himself?
Thane: He is, as Garrus put it, 'That much of a bad ass'.

[Doug84]

Dave the Seagull wrote...

Wrex: Thane, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?
Thane: In what situation?
Wrex: Perhaps right here?
Thane: His back is turned. I could fire the shot right now and he would never see it comming.
Wrex: Thus putting you and me incontrol of the most powerful squad known to the Galaxy?
Thane: Indeed it would.
Both: Hmmm....

LOL - poor shep, has to watch his back now

[Dave the Seagull]

Garrus: So Tali, I heard you and Shepard spent a bit of quality time in his cabin? Wanna tell me about it?

Tali: No.

Garrus: Come on! I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason why a young woman would spend a whole night alone with a dashing Commander!

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me how your immune system is doing!

Tali: I have a shotgun

[Doug84]

Dave the Seagull wrote...

Garrus: So Tali, I heard you and Shepard spent a bit of quality time in his cabin? Wanna tell me about it?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Come on! I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason why a young woman would spend a whole night alone with a dashing Commander!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me how your immune system is doing!
Tali: I have a shotgun

You forgot the last line:
Garrus: You know... why does that line never work for me?
Tali: Because you don't sound like you meant it

[Marta Rio]

Samara: Tali, you've spent considerable time with the Commander.  Have you ever...seen him dance?
Tali: That's a rather odd question, Samara.  Why do you ask?
Samara:  I had the chance to observe the Commander's dancing skills during a recent mission, and I wanted to make sure that it would not be a regular occurrence.
Tali: He was that bad?
Samara:  For nearly 1000 years I have traveled the galaxy, and yet I had never before seen anything quite like it. 
Tali: Could you describe it to me?
Samara:  I would rather not relive the memory.  Let us just say that some things are better left unseen.

(inspired by this: )

Modifié par Marta Rio, 19 février 2010 - 11:31 .

[MaaZeus]

Marta Rio wrote...

Samara: Tali, you've spent considerable time with the Commander.  Have you ever...seen him dance?
Tali: That's a rather odd question, Samara.  Why do you ask?
Samara:  I had the chance to observe the Commander's dancing skills during a recent mission, and I wanted to make sure that it would not be a regular occurrence.
Tali: He was that bad?
Samara:  For nearly 1000 years I have traveled the galaxy, and yet I had never before seen anything quite like it. 
Tali: Could you describe it to me?
Samara:  I would rather not relive the memory.  Let us just say that some things are better left unseen.

(inspired by this: )

LMAO! And IIRC, Quarians like dancing. Must be a shock to Tali.

[Doug84]

MaaZeus wrote...

Marta Rio wrote...

Samara: Tali, you've spent considerable time with the Commander.  Have you ever...seen him dance?
Tali: That's a rather odd question, Samara.  Why do you ask?
Samara:  I had the chance to observe the Commander's dancing skills during a recent mission, and I wanted to make sure that it would not be a regular occurrence.
Tali: He was that bad?
Samara:  For nearly 1000 years I have traveled the galaxy, and yet I had never before seen anything quite like it. 
Tali: Could you describe it to me?
Samara:  I would rather not relive the memory.  Let us just say that some things are better left unseen.

(inspired by this: )

LMAO! And IIRC, Quarians like dancing. Must be a shock to Tali.

LOL, loved that one.

Grunt: Shepard really nailed the Krogan fertily dance.
Garrus: (half choking on his meal) The WHAT?
Grunt: Oh yeah, fertility dance. I didn't realise he and Williams where trying.
Garrus: You mean... that horrifying war crime of a dance he does...
Grunt: Well, he's not quite jerky enough with it, but I imagine squishy races find it hard enough as is.

[Marta Rio]

Doug84 wrote...
Grunt: Shepard really nailed the Krogan fertily dance.
Garrus: (half choking on his meal) The WHAT?
Grunt: Oh yeah, fertility dance. I didn't realise he and Williams where trying.
Garrus: You mean... that horrifying war crime of a dance he does...
Grunt: Well, he's not quite jerky enough with it, but I imagine squishy races find it hard enough as is.

"war crime of a dance"

Maybe they'll motion capture this for the next installment:

"It's more like a full body dry-heave set to music."