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[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
Grunt: Shepard really nailed the Krogan fertily dance.
Garrus: (half choking on his meal) The WHAT?
Grunt: Oh yeah, fertility dance. I didn't realise he and Williams where trying.
Garrus: You mean... that horrifying war crime of a dance he does...
Grunt: Well, he's not quite jerky enough with it, but I imagine squishy races find it hard enough as is.

"war crime of a dance"

Maybe they'll motion capture this for the next installment:

"It's more like a full body dry-heave set to music."

The dry heave comment made me smile.

[Doug84]

Mordin: Do you think I speak fast?

Thane: We all speak in our own way.

Mordin: Yes, yes, but do I - people have made comment with regards to me needing to get to the point or be quiet, and I don't see what it is that...

Thane: Ok...maybe alittle.

[Doug84]

Williams: So... you knew?!

Garrus: You were surprisingly loud. Are all humans like that? No, wait, I don't want to know.

Williams: Did..the whole crew know?

Garrus: I presume their weren't deaf, so yes.

Williams: (pause) Wait, are you jerking me around?

Garrus: Who, me? Never.

Williams: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Why do all the women say that to me these days?

[Ultai]

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus: Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be disappointed.

This, please do it Bioware, wtb squad banter back. Love this thread.

[ZennExile]

Why does everyone think "WE" hated elevator rides? Some of us liked them quite a bit and felt they gave the characters an oppertunity to develop depth and also allowed for a sense of meaningful travel over large distances. Depth is not tedium.

And aside from all that, all they did was replace the elevator with loading screens.  What is more tedious than a 60 second loading screen (360 not PC cause PC loading screens are dependant on the system used).

They should have changed used the loading screens to create psuedo elevator rides where characters had a chance to get in some dialogue or you at least get to watch a transition that makes sense to the god damn game yer playing............  but I digress.

Modifié par ZennExile, 20 février 2010 - 02:24 .

[StingerSplash01]

Same Here ^ for once it seems, the only elevator I actually hated was the one on the Normandy.

[Destructo-Bot]

Nothing wrong with the elevators per se. Just the fact that their travel time was STATIC instead of being based on the actual loading time. If you have a fast computer, you should have fast elevators; slow computer, slow elevators. If the banter comes back, the elevator lasts long enough for the banter to run its course.



Elevator loading was a good mechanic in need of simple refinement, not removal. Which can be said about A LOT of things going into ME2.

[Doug84]

Destructo-Bot wrote...

Nothing wrong with the elevators per se. Just the fact that their travel time was STATIC instead of being based on the actual loading time. If you have a fast computer, you should have fast elevators; slow computer, slow elevators. If the banter comes back, the elevator lasts long enough for the banter to run its course.

Elevator loading was a good mechanic in need of simple refinement, not removal. Which can be said about A LOT of things going into ME2.

Fair enough.

Though I think the banter needs to return, and it needs to be outside of the evelators instead even if the evelators return. Because, most of people probably ended up using the fast travel system on the citadel after alittle which, so missed out on potiental banter.

Ultai wrote...

Marta Rio wrote...

Garrus:
Tali, do you ever wonder what the Volus look like without their pressure
suits?
Tali: No, not really.
Garrus: You're not dying to find
out? They could be hiding anything under there...
Tali: I fail to
see how anyone could be that interested in what an alien species
looks like naked. Even if we did find out, we'd probably just be
disappointed.

This, please do it Bioware, wtb squad
banter back. Love this thread.

Yes, this one has to go into ME3! Even if none of the others do

Modifié par Doug84, 20 février 2010 - 11:15 .

[Firmijn]

Some more from me:

Garrus:  So Thane, you're going to have to teach me that trick.  You know, the one where you drop down from the ceiling and snap a guy's neck before he has time to react.
Thane:  I'm afraid that skill cannot be taught.  It is something that one possesses, not something that one learns.  No my friend, I believe you were born for another purpose.
Garrus:  And that would be?
Thane:  Why, calibrating the forward battery, of couse.

Yeah, this one is for the win:police:

[Marta Rio]

People actually like what I wrote?  That's only going to encourage me to write more .

EDI:  Jeff, does this new memory module make my databases look expansive?
Joker:  Um, I'm not sure I should answer that.  Maybe you should ask Legion?
EDI:  Legion, I would like your opinion.
Legion:  We are building a consensus.  Please try again later.

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

People actually like what I wrote?  That's only going to encourage me to write more .

EDI:  Jeff, does this new memory module make my databases look expansive?
Joker:  Um, I'm not sure I should answer that.  Maybe you should ask Legion?
EDI:  Legion, I would like your opinion.
Legion:  We are building a consensus.  Please try again later.

Hehe, nice!

Garrus: So, a Turian, a Salarian, and an Asari walk into a bar...
Jacob: Heard it.
Garrus: What, already? There are dozens of those jokes
Jacob: Yeah. And there all the same.
Garrus: Huh. I guess you don't appreciate the refined humour of the Galaxy.
Jacob: Refined humour? You're kidding?
Garrus: Thats what the Salarian said, but clearly you've heard that before.
Jacob: What? No..?
Garrus: Well, too late now.

[Marta Rio]

Oh no Doug84, look what you've started now:

Garrus: A turian and a human walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "what'll you guys have?"  The human says, "give us two glasses of the 2149 Citadel Merlot."  The turian says, "I can't drink that, it's poison."  The human says, "oh, because you're dextro-amino acid-based and I'm levo-amino acid-based?  The turian says, "no, because 2149 was a terrible year. "

Grunt: A salarian, a turian, and a krogan walk into a bar.  The krogan orders a vodka, pours it on the salarian and the turian, lights them on fire, then laughs as they burn.
Mordin:  Sorry Grunt.  Do not understand punchline.  Maybe you mistold joke?
Grunt:  I don't think so.  It always kills on Tuchanka.

Legion: A geth and a quarian walk into a bar.  The quarian says, "I know our races have had a difficult history, but I'd like to buy you a drink, what'll you have?"  After much consideration, the geth replies, "I'd like a synthehol please, you 01100001 01110011 01110011." 
EDI: Oh Legion, you're such a cutup.
Joker: I don't get it.

[Doug84]

Marta Rio wrote...

Oh no Doug84, look what you've started now:

Garrus: A turian and a human walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "what'll you guys have?"  The human says, "give us two glasses of the 2149 Citadel Merlot."  The turian says, "I can't drink that, it's poison."  The human says, "oh, because you're dextro-amino acid-based and I'm levo-amino acid-based?  The turian says, "no, because 2149 was a terrible year. "

Grunt: A salarian, a turian, and a krogan walk into a bar.  The krogan orders a vodka, pours it on the salarian and the turian, lights them on fire, then laughs as they burn.
Mordin:  Sorry Grunt.  Do not understand punchline.  Maybe you mistold joke?
Grunt:  I don't think so.  It always kills on Tuchanka.

Legion: A geth and a quarian walk into a bar.  The quarian says, "I know our races have had a difficult history, but I'd like to buy you a drink, what'll you have?"  After much consideration, the geth replies, "I'd like a synthehol please, you 01100001 01110011 01110011." 
EDI: Oh Legion, you're such a cutup.
Joker: I don't get it.

Hehe, nice. Loved that one - though Grunt should have gone "....punchline?"

[Beholderess]

An exellent thread!

And yes, I miss the banter. Actually, it is pretty unusual to see Bioware game that has almost none interaction between party members...

[Doug84]

Beholderess wrote...

An exellent thread!
And yes, I miss the banter. Actually, it is pretty unusual to see Bioware game that has almost none interaction between party members...

Well, there is one... between Garrus and Tali if you walk around the stair wells of the Citadel...

[Doug84]

Sareth Cousland wrote...

*Sigh* Party banter would be a really nice DLC for mass effect 2, would augment the game and kick the replay value up a few leagues... Petition, anyone?

Well, petition would be alright, but I'd prefer something that'd actually work   I did message 'Evil' Chris the Lord and Master of the bioware forums with this thread, but he's yet to respond to the thread or the message. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

*prostrates self*

[Doug84]

Well, I dunno if it'd increase replay value as I've already replayed it a dozen times, but I would probably buy a banter DLC, but it would just make more sense to package up extra banter with other DLC.



But that said, I doubt we'll see it for ME2, so lets just make sure we end up with ME 3 banter.

[Beholderess]

Doug84 wrote...

Beholderess wrote...

An exellent thread!
And yes, I miss the banter. Actually, it is pretty unusual to see Bioware game that has almost none interaction between party members...

Well, there is one... between Garrus and Tali if you walk around the stair wells of the Citadel...

Yes, I know this one. Good times...

[Vivioch]

Tali: Umm.. Mordin.  I was wondering if you could give me some immune boos..
Mordin: Ah yes, Tali.  Wanted to talk.  Aware of your interest in Commander Shepard.  Inexperienced Quarians at much higher risk of infection.  Geth originally created by Quarians to perform a variety of tasks.  Took the liberty of modifying legion wit..
Tali: You did WHAT?!
*Legion and Shepard enter*
Legion: Creator Tali'Zora, I have sterilized the AI core...
Tali *mortified*: Shepard, Do you have ANY IDEA what these two are doing?
Shepard *wrapping arm around Legion*: Sure do sweetie. 

[Fluffeh Kitteh]

Grunt: Tag the Keystone Shepard!

Intercom: Now all Krogan bear the Genophage, our reward, our curse. It is a fight where the only goal is survival!

Grunt: Hear that? Everything is... shaking. I'm ready!

Thane: I'm not. *clasps hands*

Grunt: wha-

Thane: Amon-Kira Lord of hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my feet swift..

Grunt: No. No no you will NOT screw my Rite at this crucial stage....

Thane: ...grant that my aim be true, that my shots hit their mark... Grunt you mind walking past me so I can disappear off-screen?

Shepard: Oh for the love of... Thresher incoming... THRESHER! THRESHER, THANE! DON'T JUST STAND TH- okay... nevermind...

--HOLD LEFT SHIFT AND SELECT UNITY TO HEAL YOUR SQUAD--

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Shepard: Did Okeer leave you any useful tank imprints?

Grunt: (really off-key singing) I am the very model of a tank-bred warrior Krogan. I'm saving up my creds so I can buy me a station wagon...

--RENEGADE INTERRUPT --

Shepard: I should go.

Grunt:

Grunt: Shepard.

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--INTERCOM--
INVITE LEGION UP

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Liara: Nyxeris, can you come in here for a moment? I'll talk to you later Shepard.........
*HAWT CATFIGHT SOUNDS OVER THE CHANNEL*

--JOURNAL UPDATED--
GET BACK TO LIARA'S OFFICE ASAP!

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Harbinger: We are unstoppable.

Tali: Go get 'im Chikktika, good girl!

(actually happened in my playthrough. The drone killed the already low-health Harby)

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Thane: ...but prayers for the wicked must not be forsaken.

Shepard: The Collector base is coming down around us, Thane!

Thane: Wait wait... I'm getting a FLASHBACK

*FWOOOSH*

Thane: Human-Reaper falls into the abyss below. Platforms destabalise and throw us about. I slide towards the edge. Shepard reaches for my arm, misses, reaches again and grabs me in the nick of time...

Harbinger: Human, you have changed nothing. Your species has the-

*Awkward silence. Thane's still in flashback mode, with the white lighting still on his face and unfocused eyes*

Harbinger: ...I'll come back in a minute.

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Ratch: Just speak into my console.

Grunt: I'm Urdnot Grunt, and this is my favourite store...

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Doug84 wrote...
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: *sigh* What is it Legion?
Legion:
We observed an increase in your suit's thermal output after you left
Shepard Commander's room last night. We where concerned for your health.
Tali: We were just...talking.
Legion: Danger, we detect another increase in your thermal output.
Tali: Legion...shut up.

LATER, ON NOS ASTRA'S SERRICE TECHNOLOGY BOOTH:

Tali: I need minimal heat increase.

Sales assistant: Of course

Modifié par Fluffeh Kitteh, 21 février 2010 - 01:15 .

[Doug84]

Vivioch wrote...

Tali: Umm.. Mordin.  I was wondering if you could give me some immune boos..
Mordin:
Ah yes, Tali.  Wanted to talk.  Aware of your interest in Commander
Shepard.  Inexperienced Quarians at much higher risk of infection. 
Geth originally created by Quarians to perform a variety of tasks. 
Took the liberty of modifying legion wit..
Tali: You did WHAT?!
*Legion and Shepard enter*
Legion: Creator Tali'Zora, I have sterilized the AI core...
Tali *mortified*: Shepard, Do you have ANY IDEA what these two are doing?
Shepard *wrapping arm around Legion*: Sure do sweetie. 

Nice! And yeah, I bet the Quarians try and pretend they didn't install THAT feature

Fluffeh Kitteh wrote...

(Pure Awesome snipped for space)

Doug84 wrote...
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: *sigh* What is it Legion?
Legion: We observed an increase in your suit's thermal output after you left Shepard Commander's room last night. We where concerned for your health.
Tali: We were just...talking.
Legion: Danger, we detect another increase in your thermal output.
Tali: Legion...shut up.

LATER, ON NOS ASTRA'S SERRICE TECHNOLOGY BOOTH:

Tali: I need minimal heat increase.

Sales assistant: Of course

Ok, sir, see this ? It is me taking my hat off to you!

Modifié par Doug84, 21 février 2010 - 01:34 .

[Doug84]

Mordin: Hmm... headache, nausea, feeling of dehydration; hang over. View... window, above, structural weakness but aesthetically pleasing; Captains cabin. Soft mattress beneath; in bed. Sense of expotentially increasing alarm and dread-horror, no memory of previous night...no underwear....Oh my.

Modifié par Doug84, 21 février 2010 - 07:40 .

[Sphynx118]

Party banter would be great for me 3