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[Naltair]

I approve of this thread and added Tali banter.

[Doug84]

Naltair wrote...

I approve of this thread and added Tali banter.

In honour of Tali, I shall add to my last one:

Doug84 wrote...

Mordin: Hmm... headache, nausea, feeling of dehydration; hang over. View... window, above, structural weakness but aesthetically pleasing; Captains cabin. Soft mattress beneath; in bed. Sense of expotentially increasing alarm and dread-horror, no memory of previous night...no underwear....Oh my.

Tali: Mordin?
Garrus: Oh god.
Grunt: This bed is too soft.

Modifié par Doug84, 21 février 2010 - 07:40 .

[Marta Rio]

Fluffeh Kitteh wrote...

Grunt: Tag the Keystone Shepard!
Intercom: Now all Krogan bear the Genophage, our reward, our curse. It is a fight where the only goal is survival!
Grunt: Hear that? Everything is... shaking. I'm ready!
Thane: I'm not. *clasps hands*
Grunt: wha-
Thane: Amon-Kira Lord of hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my feet swift..
Grunt: No. No no you will NOT screw my Rite at this crucial stage....
Thane: ...grant that my aim be true, that my shots hit their mark... Grunt you mind walking past me so I can disappear off-screen?
Shepard: Oh for the love of... Thresher incoming... THRESHER! THRESHER, THANE! DON'T JUST STAND TH- okay... nevermind...

--HOLD LEFT SHIFT AND SELECT UNITY TO HEAL YOUR SQUAD--

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Thane: ...but prayers for the wicked must not be forsaken.
Shepard: The Collector base is coming down around us, Thane!
Thane: Wait wait... I'm getting a FLASHBACK
*FWOOOSH*
Thane: Human-Reaper falls into the abyss below. Platforms destabalise and throw us about. I slide towards the edge. Shepard reaches for my arm, misses, reaches again and grabs me in the nick of time...
Harbinger: Human, you have changed nothing. Your species has the-
*Awkward silence. Thane's still in flashback mode, with the white lighting still on his face and unfocused eyes*
Harbinger: ...I'll come back in a minute.

I quite enjoyed these.  

[Bravenu3]

general: "ASSUMING..."

collector drone: "Can it wait a minute, I'm in the middle of some abductions here."

[Doug84]

Bravenu3 wrote...

general: "ASSUMING..."
collector drone: "Can it wait a minute, I'm in the middle of some abductions here."

Collector drone #1: These pods... do they make me look fat?
Collector drone #2: Dude, where NOT having this conversation AGAIN.
Husk: You guys think YOU have it so bad, huh?

Modifié par Doug84, 22 février 2010 - 03:54 .

[cutthecameras]

I'll take a seamless load (elevator) over an immersion-breaking load (loading screen) anyway. Plus of course, the chatter was hilarious.



The loading screens in ME2 were alright but I still prefer seamless loading that doesn't outright say "Now loading"

[Doug84]

cutthecameras wrote...

I'll take a seamless load (elevator) over an immersion-breaking load (loading screen) anyway. Plus of course, the chatter was hilarious.

The loading screens in ME2 were alright but I still prefer seamless loading that doesn't outright say "Now loading"

If we're talking about immersion, why does Shep never use the toilets or eat the food? Aside from one mouth full of that chef/janitor's gumbo.

[Bravenu3]

and lot's of ethanol, a pretty basic biochemical energy source :-D

[HeavyTankZA]

yeah i'd love the banter back.



the bits provided are nice but we need more!



was kinda funny with Garrus and Tali on the Citadel. "Tell us about your immune system again!" "I have a shotgun."

[Doug84]

Bravenu3 wrote...

and lot's of ethanol, a pretty basic biochemical energy source :-D

Oh, shep's biofuel compatable? 

[Commissar Gash]

*Shephard, Miranda and Garrus are fighting against the Ter... i mean Human-Reaper*

Garrus: Shephard, I forgot to calibrate the M-920 Cain, it's useless.

Miranda: We're screwed.

Shephard: We still have one anti-Reaper weapon over, we can win this!

Miranda: You can't be serious?! When I was talking about it I was joking, it can't work.

Shephard: It's our only chance! *Shaphard activates his omni-tool and he presses some buttons* We have a connection with the Citadel. Activating the weapon.

*a hologram of the Turian Councilor appears*

Turian Councilor: Ah yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

*Reapers and the Collectors dissapear*

Garrus: I can't believe that actually worked.

Shephard: Never underestimate the power of ignorance!

Miranda: You know that he just made every Reaper dissapear? Now we have nothing to do in ME3.

Shephard: Miranda, WE have enough things to do in my cabin. *dirty Shephard smile*

Garrus: What about me?

Miranda: You can calibrate your main gun, maybe you want Tali to help you?

Shephard: Garrus! Stop smiling like that! We are leaving! Beam us up Donnely!

Donnely: Aye, Aye Commander!



*later on the Normandy*

Shephard: Because we have nothing to do I decided that we we start to explore the Universe.

Whole crew: Riiiiiight.

Shephard: I'm deadly serious. I have even prepared a speech:

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Normandy. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before"

Joker: Why five years?

Shephard: I just like the number.

[Arhka]

<Shepard, Garrus and Tali are in the elevator>



Garrus: Ah, the elevator. We always had nice talks in here.



Tali: Don't remind me.



Garrus: Shepard, how come you never participated in our conversations?



Shepard: Because it was fun listening to yours.



Garrus: You should say at least something at least.



Shepard: Don't I talk to you enough on the ship?

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Doug84 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

I'll take a seamless load (elevator) over an immersion-breaking load (loading screen) anyway. Plus of course, the chatter was hilarious.

The loading screens in ME2 were alright but I still prefer seamless loading that doesn't outright say "Now loading"

If we're talking about immersion, why does Shep never use the toilets or eat the food? Aside from one mouth full of that chef/janitor's gumbo.

Because he was taught at the legendary 'Jack Bauer School of how to be a dammitright badass'



On-topic: As much fun as I found the elevator conversations and the party banter in ME and DAO respectively, the load screens in ME2 are super fast (well they are for PC), so it ain't as bad as people make out IMO, also the one issue I had with the party banter in DAO was that there would be some which was just a bit stupid namely because they were sometimes talking about the Warden. Which throws it into the same kind of light as this conversation during Mordin's loyalty quest.

"I'm standing right here!"

[Aradace]

Id love to see more "party banter" in ME3 minus the elevators. Was one of the more "entertaining" aspects of DA for me.

[Bravenu3]

Doug84 wrote...

Bravenu3 wrote...
and lot's of ethanol, a pretty basic biochemical energy source :-D

Oh, shep's biofuel compatable? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

What do you think the Lazarus implants are for? Muscles, bones, biotics and stuff was outsourced to Mordin's lab, Lazarus concentrated on the really important stuff: capacity for alcohol!

[Doug84]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...


*Shephard, Miranda and Garrus are fighting against the Ter... i mean Human-Reaper*
Garrus: Shephard, I forgot to calibrate the M-920 Cain, it's useless.
Miranda: We're screwed.
Shephard: We still have one anti-Reaper weapon over, we can win this!
Miranda: You can't be serious?! When I was talking about it I was joking, it can't work.
Shephard: It's our only chance! *Shaphard activates his omni-tool and he presses some buttons* We have a connection with the Citadel. Activating the weapon.
*a hologram of the Turian Councilor appears*
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
*Reapers and the Collectors dissapear*
Garrus: I can't believe that actually worked.
Shephard: Never underestimate the power of ignorance!
Miranda: You know that he just made every Reaper dissapear? Now we have nothing to do in ME3.
Shephard: Miranda, WE have enough things to do in my cabin. *dirty Shephard smile*
Garrus: What about me?
Miranda: You can calibrate your main gun, maybe you want Tali to help you?
Shephard: Garrus! Stop smiling like that! We are leaving! Beam us up Donnely!
Donnely: Aye, Aye Commander!

*later on the Normandy*
Shephard: Because we have nothing to do I decided that we we start to explore the Universe.
Whole crew: Riiiiiight.
Shephard: I'm deadly serious. I have even prepared a speech:
"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Normandy. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before"
Joker: Why five years?
Shephard: I just like the number.

Nice! like the attack of the Turian councillor - the ultimate force in the universe is his almight fingers of quoting

Arhka wrote...



Garrus: Ah, the elevator. We always had nice talks in here.

Tali: Don't remind me.

Garrus: Shepard, how come you never participated in our conversations?

Shepard: Because it was fun listening to yours.

Garrus: You should say at least something at least.

Shepard: Don't I talk to you enough on the ship?

Bwhaha, nice!

Modifié par Doug84, 23 février 2010 - 12:12 .

[Doug84]

Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien wrote...
On-topic: As much fun as I found the elevator conversations and the party banter in ME and DAO respectively, the load screens in ME2 are super fast (well they are for PC), so it ain't as bad as people make out IMO, also the one issue I had with the party banter in DAO was that there would be some which was just a bit stupid namely because they were sometimes talking about the Warden. Which throws it into the same kind of light as this conversation during Mordin's loyalty quest.

"I'm standing right here!"

Hehe, yeah, but its still awesome to eaves drop on the crew And no, I didn't find the load screens a problem myself, but I'm also on PC.

[Ari Kagura]

I remember that sometimes, Mordin would provide sex-advice for your love interest if it is a non-human ... just imagine: Shepard, your love interest, and Mordin ... now that would be pretty embarrassing.

[Doug84]

Ari Kagura wrote...

I remember that sometimes, Mordin would provide sex-advice for your love interest if it is a non-human ... just imagine: Shepard, your love interest, and Mordin ... now that would be pretty embarrassing.

"Did the lotions and instructional videos help? The audio level from the commander's cabin suggests high probablity it did."

[yourtechsupport]

Salarian Game Vendor: ...and if you lose your hypernet connection at any time while playing, it kicks you out of the game and you have to restart at your last savepoint!

[Bravenu3]

yourtechsupport wrote...

Salarian Game Vendor: ...and if you lose your hypernet connection at any time while playing, it kicks you out of the game and you have to restart at your last savepoint!

Wow, that's innovative copy protection. I wish we had that here and now...

[Balerion84]

 Elevator talks without elevators?
Someone should call mr. Shyamalan. Sounds like a perfect script for him is just writing itself.

[Tatooine92]

Aradace wrote...

Id love to see more "party banter" in ME3 minus the elevators. Was one of the more "entertaining" aspects of DA for me.

"Entertaining"?  So it wasn't entertaining, then.  

Ahem.  Sorry.  I've been reading the Blog of Unnecessary Quotes (or whatever it's called) a few too many times...

This thread, btw, is epic win.

[Arhka]

<Grunt, Miranda, and Shepard are in an elevator>



Grunt: So, Miranda, you were tank-bred too right? Like me?



Miranda: You could say that, didn't have a mother, genetically engineered to be perfect.



Grunt: Do you remember anything from being in the tank? Like imprints?



Miranda: No, memory doesn't go that far back.



Grunt: Hmm.

[Bravenu3]

About the Salarian game merchant on the Citadel: I can totally imagine Garrus starting to chat enthusiastically with him about gaming :-D