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[sirisaacx]

Best idea I've seen on these boards.

[Aisynia]

Spiratic wrote...

Tisiphne wrote...

This is a necessity. Along with a dialog that cites every time you have told them of an imminent threat to the Galaxy and been ignored, in numerical order.

In long form, I would hate to have every time ive warned them be done in short form and brushed over, and it need to be done in a huge rant!

This. I want to rant.

[ev0k3r]

With ME2 ending showing a whole fleet of Reapers approaching, one may wonder where they will hit first. If they go for the Citadel, then it would be funny to hear what the Council has to say...



It's so funny to watch the Council's reactions... why does the whole universe have the same reactions as humans do? OK the threat is over, cover up the truth and let's get on with it. Shouldn't they at least have a team investigating the Reapers and most of all the Citadel? I mean the Citadel is the center of all civilizations, is the council ok that the Keepers are currently inactive.



This story just takes in water from all sides, it's getting kinda boring. Let's hope that the Council won't be so stuck up in ME3...

[nenri]

It should go like this :

Joker : Commander, emergency message from the Citadel. Patching it through.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard, the Destiny Ascension is lost. We need your help in pushing back the Reapers
*sound of husks crashing through doors, gunshots.*

Paragon choice : ah, yes. "Reapers."
Shepard doesn't say a word, stares at the flickering holo of the Turian councilor.
An awkward silence sets in as gunshots are heard in the background.
Turian Councilor : Ah. Yes.
Turian councilor, avoiding Shepard's gaze, staring at his feet : Reapers.
Shepard, turning his back to the councilor's image: The Rachni division will be with your shortly. Hang in there, councilor.
Turian Councilor : Thank you Shep--
Shepard cuts him off and walks out the conference room. 

Renegade choice : Ah, yes. "Reapers."
Shepard stares at the Turian councilor in silence.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard ?
Shepard, air-quoting : "reapers ?"
Awkward silence.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard, this is not the time for petty--
Shepard brusquely points two fingers at the Councilor, accusatory, his hand in the shape of a gun aimed at the Turian's forehead. 
Screams in the background, the husks are rushing in.
Shepard : I suggest you put those fingers to good use, right about now, Councilor. Cut him off, Joker.
Joker : And we are out, commander.

Modifié par nenri, 16 février 2010 - 11:54 .

[xSolclaim]

^ like the idea, but I want to mockingly rub in the whole rant right back in his face. if its an option i do it everytime, regardless of aligntment.

[JediMB]

/sign

[Ecael]

Ah yes, "Reapers"   \\      //  Ah yes, "Reapers"
              Investigate  - O -  Ah yes, "Reapers"
Ah yes, "Reapers"   //      \\  Ah yes, "Reapers"

                    Reapers  \\    // 
                                     - O -  Return
                          Yes?  //    \\

Modifié par Ecael, 16 février 2010 - 02:31 .

[NKKKK]

Ecael wrote...

Ah yes, "Reapers"   \\\\      //  Ah yes, "Reapers"
              Investigate  - O -  Ah yes, "Reapers"
Ah yes, "Reapers"   //      \\\\  Ah yes, "Reapers"

                    Reapers  \\\\   // 
                                     - O -  Return
                          Yes?  //    \\\\

LOOOOL

[SL22]

YES! Trolling the Turians is something I would do even as a Paragon.

[BiancoAngelo7]

Ecael wrote...

[color=rgb(0,0,255)">Ah yes, "Reapers" ]\\\\      //[/color]  Ah yes, "Reapers"
              Investigate  - O -  Ah yes, "Reapers"
[color=rgb(255,0,0)">Ah yes, "Reapers" ]  //      \\\\  Ah yes, "Reapers"[/color]

[color=rgb(0,0,255)"> ]Reapers[/color]  [color=rgb(128,128,128)">\\\\ ]/  [/color]
                                     - O -  Return
[color=rgb(128,128,128)"> ]//    \\\\[/color]

EPIC LOLS AND WIN you sir, should be working for Bioware lol.

Every time I read this thread I imagine there should be an epic hero who pulls a sword out of the ground and as he holds it up to the light this thread is inscribed on the blade and a booming voice from the  says:

THIS IS THE SWORD OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE

lol

[Speakeasy13]

I'd almost pay an extra $10 to see that!

[MrSoniBoom]

I support this idea, it would make ME3 the best game ever.

[Ecael]

BiancoAngelo7 wrote...

Ecael wrote...

[color=rgb(0,0,255)">Ah yes, "Reapers" ]\\\\\\\\      //[/color]  Ah yes, "Reapers"
              Investigate  - O -  Ah yes, "Reapers"
[color=rgb(255,0,0)">Ah yes, "Reapers" ]  //      \\\\\\\\  Ah yes, "Reapers"[/color]

[color=rgb(0,0,255)"> ]Reapers[/color]  [color=rgb(128,128,128)">\\\\\\\\ ]/  [/color]
                                     - O -  Return
[color=rgb(128,128,128)"> ]//    \\\\\\\\[/color]

EPIC LOLS AND WIN you sir, should be working for Bioware lol.

Every time I read this thread I imagine there should be an epic hero who pulls a sword out of the ground and as he holds it up to the light this thread is inscribed on the blade and a booming voice from the  says:

THIS IS THE SWORD OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE

lol

I think my dialogue wheel breaks everytime it gets quoted =(

[Pedro Costa]

My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite topic on the internet.

[BiancoAngelo7]

DarkLord_PT wrote...

My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite topic on the internet.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL to the 100000nth power hahaha

[Gyroscopic_Trout]

Draconis6666 wrote...

best comment

The Turian councilor is the only one who can defeat the reapers. If you let him die in ME1, You're ****ed.

The reaper fleet is closing in on the citadel, all hope is lost, then this mother****er steps out onto a space balcony or some ****, looks at them, and simply goes

Ah yes, "Reapers".

And boom. They all vanish. They're just gone. He disbelieves them out of existence.

would be the most lol ending ever

Mass Effect 3 will feature a new reaper antagonist, known as Tinkerbell; his biomechanical mind distilled from the rendered guts of a hundred million magical pixies.  Only the turian councilor's disbelief has the power to stop him!

[epoch_]

I support this but only if shepard also does the "finger quote" thing.



lmao

[Makkufish]

Yes please.

[Brijenieve]

Yes. YES.

[Brijenieve]

double post!

Modifié par Brijenieve, 16 février 2010 - 07:26 .

[Vaenier]

Paragon: say line and punch turian out.

Renegade: say line and shoot him in ass.

[SuperZombieChow]

Oh hell yes. Air quotes an absolute must.



Come on Bioware, you know we all want it.

[Abirn]

/signed.

[BiancoAngelo7]

Im pretty sure they will include something like this in ME3, cuz if they do, for every moment of epicness that we get like this one, then we would probably overlook something else that was a negative of the game lol



ex: "sure all classes can only use pistols now...but hey....watch me punch out the turian councilor again!.....EEEEPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC" lol