The offical "I support An"Ah yes Reapers" Dialouge choice in masseffect3". Thread
#176
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:30
And, yes, I fully support a "Ah yes, 'Reapers'" response when he is attacked by the Reapers.
#177
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:32
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
#178
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:32
#179
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:36
jstne wrote...
I saw this somewhere else:
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
This is why their making a Human reaper, not a Turian reaper.
#180
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:38
newcomplex wrote...
jstne wrote...
I saw this somewhere else:
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
This is why their making a Human reaper, not a Turian reaper.
Needs to be changed to Ah yes 'Shepard'
#181
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:49
#182
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:54
jstne wrote...
I saw this somewhere else:
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
LOL!
#183
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:55
only if we get to do finger quotes though ;D
i might actually stick with the council for one playthrough if we can do this.
#184
Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:21
Tyreal42a wrote...
You just have to admire that Turian. I think he was favourite minor character in the game. Let's hope he's in ME3 going Ah, yes. 'Reapers.' even while under attack from them or something equally absurd, yet hilarious!

"There are no US troops outside Baghdad"
#185
Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:30
I might just break a paragon playthrough to have a "told you so" moment.
#186
Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:35
If I dont get a chance to shove this in that fluxin Turian's face I will rage.
#187
Guest_omgwtfbbqhax_*
Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:38
Guest_omgwtfbbqhax_*
jstne wrote...
I saw this somewhere else:
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
I bow down to your awesomeness..
AND BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE, THE FINGER QUOTE MUST BE AN OPTION
#188
Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:59
jstne wrote...
I saw this somewhere else:
"meanwhile in dark space
Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-
Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.
Harbinger: *right tentacle*"
*gigglesnort* Holy f**k... I'd say QFT, but this is a QFA! (quoted for awesome.) This thread has its crowning moment of funny.
#189
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:01
#190
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:02
#191
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:06
Thompson family wrote...
Mark my words. The Reapers will invade and that jerk will find a way to blame Shepard for it.
It's enough to make you wonder if they've been indoctrinated.
I've just thought of the most epic scene ever.
*The citadel burns, and Shepard runs through the wreckage to the council chambers, where he will confront them and tell them they must abandon the citadel.*
Shepard: You have to listen to me, you cannot fight them!
Turian Councillor: We never intended to.
*Pulls out gun and aims at Shepard.*
#192
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:06
Thompson family wrote...
Mark my words. The Reapers will invade and that jerk will find a way to blame Shepard for it.
It's enough to make you wonder if they've been indoctrinated.
I've just thought of the most epic scene ever.
*The citadel burns, and Shepard runs through the wreckage to the council chambers, where he will confront them and tell them they must abandon the citadel.*
Shepard: You have to listen to me, you cannot fight them!
Turian Councillor: We never intended to.
*Pulls out gun and aims at Shepard.*
#193
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:08
Jzadek72 wrote...
Thompson family wrote...
Mark my words. The Reapers will invade and that jerk will find a way to blame Shepard for it.
It's enough to make you wonder if they've been indoctrinated.
I've just thought of the most epic scene ever.
*The citadel burns, and Shepard runs through the wreckage to the council chambers, where he will confront them and tell them they must abandon the citadel.*
Shepard: You have to listen to me, you cannot fight them!
Turian Councillor: We never intended to.
*Pulls out gun and aims at Shepard.*
First renagade option comes up if u hit it bang they die, then paragone option comes up, if you do it bang they die. dont do that the wheel comes up. [shoot the counsil] on every option
#194
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:11
xSolclaim wrote...
Jzadek72 wrote...
Thompson family wrote...
Mark my words. The Reapers will invade and that jerk will find a way to blame Shepard for it.
It's enough to make you wonder if they've been indoctrinated.
I've just thought of the most epic scene ever.
*The citadel burns, and Shepard runs through the wreckage to the council chambers, where he will confront them and tell them they must abandon the citadel.*
Shepard: You have to listen to me, you cannot fight them!
Turian Councillor: We never intended to.
*Pulls out gun and aims at Shepard.*
First renagade option comes up if u hit it bang they die, then paragone option comes up, if you do it bang they die. dont do that the wheel comes up. [shoot the counsil] on every option
Great thread, five stars.
#195
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:13
#196
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:15
#197
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:15
id love it! be the best responce ever!
" " epic!
#198
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:17
#199
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:19
Turian Councillor: Shepard! The citadel is under attack! The Destiny Ascencion is destroyed! The reapers are here!
Shepard: *drags up eyebrow* *in mocking voice* Ah yes....(finger quotation)"Reapers"(finger quotation).....I have dismissed that claim as one of your illusions. It just shows how mentally unstable you are.
Turian councillor: *desperate* Shepard! This is not the time for
Shepard: Joker cut the channel!
Joker: Aye sir *channel is cut*.......*short laugh* It never gets old does it?
Shepard: You know it! *big grin*
#200
Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:22
great thought just rolled over me.
Renegade.
The counsil contacts you, via hologram. only the turian is left
Turian counsil member: Sheaprd Shepard! we need your help, Citadel under.. attack....counsil dead.
Shepard: Blank stare
Turian: uhh shepard, are we getting through alright the reapers are here.
Shepard: "Ah yes Reapers The immortal race of seintient machines that live in dark space and come out to kill all advanced life in the galaxy, we have dismissed that claim.
Turain. ALright alright were sorry, well give you full credit for everything make it public you were always right. We need you shepard we will do anything.
Shepard:Allright sending the rachni In, they will be there shortly.
Turian: Shepard, But... you killed the rachni.
Shepard: I know.
*Shepard walks away from the hologram as a preatorian breaks into the turians hiding plase kills him int hen cuts connection.*





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