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[Ulicus]

jstne wrote...

I saw this somewhere else:

"meanwhile in dark space

Harbinger: The real threat is Shepard! We need to-

Turian Skeleton Reaper Councilor: Oh, "Shepard." The immortal organic who can come back to life with the help of a mysterious organization, who can singlehandedly destroy our vanguard and our enslaved Protheans -leaving no proof, conveniently- with the help of a rag-tag team of lovable misfits, and who can solve lifelong grudges and blood feuds through the use of an all-powerful "wheel of dialogue." We have dismissed your claims.

Harbinger: *right tentacle*"

I just saw this. Hahahahhaa.

[Bron Avery]

Draconis6666 wrote...

best comment

The Turian councilor is the only one who can defeat the reapers. If you let him die in ME1, You're ****ed.

The reaper fleet is closing in on the citadel, all hope is lost, then this mother****er steps out onto a space balcony or some ****, looks at them, and simply goes

Ah yes, "Reapers".

And boom. They all vanish. They're just gone. He disbelieves them out of existence.

would be the most lol ending ever

There a pic for that, I think.

[Frotality]

i sign my support for any way to undermine that a**hole councilor. i dont care if the turians can help the fight, i dont care how much it would ****** off my best buddy garrus, a galaxy where i dont get my revenge on that ****** isnt worth living in anyway.

[xSolclaim]

xSolclaim wrote...

Thanks everyone for all the support and posts, almost at 10 pages, we can get it there. The day I wont kill the counsil, not untill i rub those words in his face even on my most paragon of paragons.

great thought just rolled over me.


Renegade.

The counsil contacts you, via hologram. only the turian is left
Turian counsil member: Sheaprd Shepard! we need your help, Citadel under.. attack....counsil dead.
Shepard: Blank stare
Turian: uhh shepard, are we getting through alright the reapers are here.
Shepard: "Ah yes 'Reapers' The immortal race of seintient machines that live in dark space and come out to kill all advanced life in the galaxy, we have dismissed that claim.
Turain. ALright alright were sorry, well give you full credit for everything make it public you were always right. We need you shepard we will do anything.
Shepard:Allright sending the rachni In, they will be there shortly.
Turian: Shepard, But... you killed the rachni.
Shepard: I know.

*Shepard walks away from the hologram as a preatorian breaks into the turians hiding plase kills him int hen cuts connection.*

[Astranagant]

I doubt there'll be an opportunity, considering the bar set by ME2, you'll probably be forced to join the Blood Pack mercenaries who are the most powerful and feared shadow group in the galaxy as they fight against the nefarious Cosplayers who take on human form in order to further the Reapers' goals by not doing anything particularly helpful and then the Reapers will turn out to be made from magical spirit goo OH WAIT THAT WAS MASS EFFECT 2.

[Nerevar86]

Astranagant wrote...

I doubt there'll be an opportunity, considering the bar set by ME2, you'll probably be forced to join the Blood Pack mercenaries who are the most powerful and feared shadow group in the galaxy as they fight against the nefarious Cosplayers who take on human form in order to further the Reapers' goals by not doing anything particularly helpful and then the Reapers will turn out to be made from magical spirit goo OH WAIT THAT WAS MASS EFFECT 2.

...................you broke my brain

[Voidlight]

I support this campaign.



Turian Councillor: "Shepard, we need your help! Palaven, our homeworld, is being invaded by thousands of giant machines! The Reapers are here, and we're no match for them!"

Shepard: "Ah yes, 'Reapers', the immortal race of sentient machines waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim."

Turian Councillor: "Shepard! This is not a joke! I see the truth now!"

Legion: "We require evidence before we can build a consensus."

Shepard: "What he said."

*channel is cut*

[Isaantia]

Ecael wrote...

Ah yes, "Reapers"   \\\\      //  Ah yes, "Reapers"
              Investigate  - O -  Ah yes, "Reapers"
Ah yes, "Reapers"   //      \\\\  Ah yes, "Reapers"

                    Reapers  \\\\    // 
                                     - O -  Return
                          Yes?  //    \\\\

this is so win.

[tangogreen]

Signed on! Full of win. I'd like to see Shepard making humping motions to the Turian councilor hologram while telling them they are screwed as well.

[catgirl789]

I totally want this as an option, even as a Paragon. Please Bioware:crying:?

[xSolclaim]

Renegade.

The counsil contacts you, via hologram. only the turian is left

Turian counsil member: Sheaprd Shepard! we need your help, Citadel under.. attack....counsil dead.
Shepard: Blank stare
Turian: uhh shepard, are we getting through alright the reapers are here.
Shepard: "Ah yes 'Reapers' The immortal race of seintient machines that live in dark space and come out to kill all advanced life in the galaxy, we have dismissed that claim.
Turain. ALright alright were sorry, well give you full credit for everything make it public you were always right. We need you shepard we will do anything.
Shepard:Allright sending the rachni In, they will be there shortly.
Turian: Shepard, But... you killed the rachni.
Shepard: I know.

*Shepard walks away from the hologram as a preatorian breaks into the turians hiding plase kills him int hen cuts connection.*

Ugh trying to get this to come out right keeps messing up hope i got it now,

Modifié par xSolclaim, 16 février 2010 - 11:35 .

[The Natoorat]

Harbinger over Turian Councillor half-burned body: Ah yes, 'Reapers'.

[Anglerfish610]

nenri wrote...

It should go like this :

Joker : Commander, emergency message from the Citadel. Patching it through.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard, the Destiny Ascension is lost. We need your help in pushing back the Reapers
*sound of husks crashing through doors, gunshots.*

Paragon choice : ah, yes. "Reapers."
Shepard doesn't say a word, stares at the flickering holo of the Turian councilor.
An awkward silence sets in as gunshots are heard in the background.
Turian Councilor : Ah. Yes.
Turian councilor, avoiding Shepard's gaze, staring at his feet : Reapers.
Shepard, turning his back to the councilor's image: The Rachni division will be with your shortly. Hang in there, councilor.
Turian Councilor : Thank you Shep--
Shepard cuts him off and walks out the conference room. 

Renegade choice : Ah, yes. "Reapers."
Shepard stares at the Turian councilor in silence.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard ?
Shepard, air-quoting : "reapers ?"
Awkward silence.
Turian Councilor : Commander Shepard, this is not the time for petty--
Shepard brusquely points two fingers at the Councilor, accusatory, his hand in the shape of a gun aimed at the Turian's forehead. 
Screams in the background, the husks are rushing in.
Shepard : I suggest you put those fingers to good use, right about now, Councilor. Cut him off, Joker.
Joker : And we are out, commander.

Yes.

This thread has my support!

[Computron2000]

Jzadek72 wrote...

I've just thought of the most epic scene ever.

*The citadel burns, and Shepard runs through the wreckage to the council chambers, where he will confront them and tell them they must abandon the citadel.*

Shepard: You have to listen to me, you cannot fight them!

Turian Councillor: We never intended to.

*Pulls out gun and aims at Shepard.*

Your post gave me a great idea.

*Citadel getting attacked*

Joker: Commander, its the Alliance on the line.

Hackett: Commander, this is Admiral Hackett. The citadel is being invaded by the Reapers. The 5th fleet has jumped and engaged but we can't hold them long. We need you to get the council out. We're asking a lot from you given your history with them. I'm asking a lot from you but we need them and we need you. Whatever you decide, good luck Shepard, this will probably be the last you hear from me. "

Paragon option: "Joker set course for the Citadel, full speed."

Renegade option: "Joker set course for the Reaper home base. We'll use hackett and the council as distractions."

*Reaches the citadel tower*

Turian Counciler: You! Its all your fault! If you had warned us earlier...!! I should shoot you right now!!

Asari Counciler: Counciler, this is not the time for recriminations. We need to get to safety and contact our homeworlds."

Salarian Counciler: The asari is right. The humans are throwing their ships at the Reapers but they cannot last long, not against the firepower we are seeing.

Paragon option: "She's right. Whatever grudges we have, we have to put them aside. Follow me"

Renegade option: *Shoot turian counciler in both knees* "Start crawling. The "Reapers" (finger quotes) might not get you then. As for the two of you, you might be useful to me but i have no qualms about shooting either of you if you don't start running to the Normandy. NOW!"
 
Turian tries to crawl to safety and gets crushed by a falling pillar.

Modifié par Computron2000, 16 février 2010 - 11:43 .

[spartan5127]

/signed.

[drak4806.2]

/signed

[chem light]

Ah yes, I approve of this thread.

[Tennyochan]

im going to try make a nice siggy bar from that.

best line ever 'Ah yes, "Reapers"'

will report back in a little

[xSolclaim]

tennyochan wrote...

im going to try make a nice siggy bar from that.
best line ever 'Ah yes, "Reapers"'
will report back in a little

O.o two sig bars for me. I feel special, well 3 if you count both for legion

[Daewan]

Every time I see that, I want to find the human who taught him to use finger quotes and crush their hands with a sledgehammer.

[Tennyochan]

xSolclaim wrote...

tennyochan wrote...

im going to try make a nice siggy bar from that.
best line ever 'Ah yes, "Reapers"'
will report back in a little

O.o two sig bars for me. I feel special, well 3 if you count both for legion

O.o oh wait... its YOU! im not making them anymore




hahahahhaha i'll give it a shot, depending if i can crop the images nicely. but i honestly didnt notice it was you, xSolclaim. coincidence is all.

[SelphieSK]

/signed and signed

[xSolclaim]

tennyochan wrote...

xSolclaim wrote...

tennyochan wrote...

im going to try make a nice siggy bar from that.
best line ever 'Ah yes, "Reapers"'
will report back in a little

O.o two sig bars for me. I feel special, well 3 if you count both for legion

O.o oh wait... its YOU! im not making them anymore






hahahahhaha i'll give it a shot, depending if i can crop the images nicely. but i honestly didnt notice it was you, xSolclaim. coincidence is all.

Its my new profile pic ant it, . the thread name should have given it away 

Modifié par xSolclaim, 17 février 2010 - 01:22 .

[mcsupersport]

signed, please let us rub it in the Turians face!!!!!!