miranda: hey shepard that's a cute monkey.
shepard: ohh ya , u wanna pet my monkey?
romance ensues.
or they could help in combat, for example:
shepard with space monkey on shoulder walks into room full of geth. the geth look at shep then at space monkey. collectively they all sigh at the monkey and then BAM, BAM, BAM. shepard kills 'em all while the geth are to busy uhhing and ahhing over the space monkey.
or the best yet, maybe the professor can do research and turn ur space monkey into a biotic badass who likes bananas! or even better the space monkey and the space hamster can join shep as potential squad mates!!
i apologize for my silliness but i'm a big fan of mass effect and bioware and felt i should throw something out there thats completely wacked out. i hope this brings a smile to someones face cause we all need to laugh.





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