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#151
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"Nothing is impenetrable"-Ezio Auditore da Firenze



Waited to use that quote for so long.

Also, you guys take this too seriously. And the poop hole stuff is disturbing.

#152
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Male or female, if Shep has a relationship w/ an alien of the opposite sex, excluding asari b/c of their reproductive methods, has the reputation for doing the "impossible". Who's to say he/she can't again w/ a little help from Mordin, enough research could lead to an hybrid w/out invitro.

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Elcor: sexual statement, oh yeah who's your daddy



I hope that gives everyone a nice picture in their head.

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Collider wrote...

How about you don't worry about it. It's not very important. Clearly, the races in Mass Effect share very humanoid traits. In reality, the similarity between so many races from different solar systems would be extremely unlikely.



Possibly. But I don't think it would be so uncommon either. While it lacks "oomph" there is a certain basic utility in the human form.

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Templar Lucas wrote...

Apparently convergent evolution is quite the common phenomenon in the Mass Effect universe.

And Farscape, and Star Trek, and Star Wars...

There are others, but I can't think of them at the moment. I'm sure there is a Trope for it on Tvtropes...

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Main reason we can reproduce w/ aliens in each universe: b/c humans wrote & said we could.

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Default137 wrote...

As for the other races means of reproduction, Quarians are apparently born, if you talk to Talis Aunt, she was at Talis birth, so it seems they do have live births, implying they do have all the parts needed for sex, Asari most likely have the parts as well, but its not 100% sure yet, as it really depends on if they give live births or not, we know they don't need it since they meld with the other person, and never had men on their planet, or at least I didn't catch that they did, so its possible they don't actually have the parts needed. Turians and Drell I have no idea.


Drell give live birth.

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cerberus1701 wrote...

Collider wrote...

How about you don't worry about it. It's not very important. Clearly, the races in Mass Effect share very humanoid traits. In reality, the similarity between so many races from different solar systems would be extremely unlikely.



Possibly. But I don't think it would be so uncommon either. While it lacks "oomph" there is a certain basic utility in the human form.


With the lack of any indications of life as it is, we really do not know WHAT to expect in terms of other species on other planets.  We may never know, as it seems gamma ray bursts and other disastrous events regularly sterilize entire solar systems.  We may be a Rare Earth, with a huge chunk of the rest of the universe being rocks and dying stars.  It is frustrating to think somewhere, right now there may be ruins or other indications of intelligent life just sitting, withering away on another world.

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So, basically, reproduction:impossible, sex:possible. I'm guessing that the equipment isn't exactly the same but that the more human shaped species have equipment that is enough of an analogue of human equipment that sex is possible with minimal discomfort for most species, if you disregard chirality issues and immunity issues. And chafing. And hallucinations. Heck, sex is possible, but apparently you have to work at it and consult your doctor about the mechanics of it.



I figure salarians reproduce like frogs, though, so they are pretty much of the galactic dating market unless you're an asari. Because everyone is attracted to asari.

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Mal_Luck wrote...

Templar Lucas wrote...

Apparently convergent evolution is quite the common phenomenon in the Mass Effect universe.

And Farscape, and Star Trek, and Star Wars...

There are others, but I can't think of them at the moment. I'm sure there is a Trope for it on Tvtropes...


Yeah...There is.... tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HumanoidAliens

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Collider wrote...

How about you don't worry about it. It's not very important. Clearly, the races in Mass Effect share very humanoid traits. In reality, the similarity between so many races from different solar systems would be extremely unlikely.


Thats a complete assumption.   Its quite possible that the base physical traits of humans go hand in hand with being a sapient intelligence (while hardly fact either since we have no idea).   Just because a species developed on another planet does not mean its impossible or even unlikely that we would physically evolve in a similar manner.   No matter what planet anything is from, we essentially all started out as the same stuff.

Things like walking upright, speech, having arms and legs and fingers, very well may be a common trait amongst sapient species, because those traits are useful, using ourselves as an example, for intelligent life.

Just like most sea going creatures be it mammilian or otherwise on earth have some type of flippers/fins/webbing, despite being different species.  The humanoid structure very well could go hand in hand with intelligence.

Again Neither is obviously known to be fact, as we have never encountered any primitive alien life let alone sapient, but we have no reason to assume, alien sapient life would unlikely share similar builds to ourselves.

Modifié par tsd16, 16 février 2010 - 08:58 .


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screwoffreg wrote...

 It is frustrating to think somewhere, right now there may be ruins or other indications of intelligent life just sitting, withering away on another world.


It's more frustrating to think that somewhere, right now, there may be other intelligent life-forms just sitting around discussing alien sex on gaming forums.

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i think the deed it self already most likelymake you very sick, if not lethal.

offspring from a alien build, inposable.

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In ME universe, not counting asari, it maybe impossible, but so many other sci-fi/fantasy universes cross breeding is a norm; so why is it not possible in ME?

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abisha wrote...

i think the deed it self already most likelymake you very sick, if not lethal.


Yeah, only I don't see Mordin saying "Here's some informative diagrams of good positions to try and enough ointment to keep you going for days. Now go have some fun!" if sex with an alien is going to kill you.

Unless it's Morinth, and he'd probably do it the non-subtle way by shooting her in the head before she sex-kills you.

Al-the-Catman wrote...

In ME universe, not counting
asari, it maybe impossible, but so many other sci-fi/fantasy universes
cross breeding is a norm; so why is it not possible in ME?


It's not impossible. Mordin says so.

Modifié par Llandaryn, 16 février 2010 - 09:55 .


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I thought he said it was understandable to be attracted but impossible for viable offspring?

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Llandaryn wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

 It is frustrating to think somewhere, right now there may be ruins or other indications of intelligent life just sitting, withering away on another world.


It's more frustrating to think that somewhere, right now, there may be other intelligent life-forms just sitting around discussing alien sex on gaming forums.



What do you think the super race of Arachnid aliens is doing with their free time?  Discussing sex with primitive "two legs" as gross or even possible!!!

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Al-the-Catman wrote...

I thought he said it was understandable to be attracted but impossible for viable offspring?


Who wants offspring? Nobody is jumping into the NPC pants for the kids.

What Mordin says is that sex is natural but sex with aliens is going to be uncomfortable. Read: chafing, ointments, possibly making Tali sick, comfortable positions, etc. Then he proceeds to forward you useful data. Which he wouldn't do if the act of sex was impossible.

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I wonder what the comfortable positions are for a Quarian as opposed to a Turian. We need "Mordins Library" DLC so we can all prepare for sex having with Aliens.

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screwoffreg wrote...

I wonder what the comfortable positions are for a Quarian as opposed to a Turian. We need "Mordins Library" DLC so we can all prepare for sex having with Aliens.


B):police::devil:

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screwoffreg wrote...

What do you think the super race of Arachnid aliens is doing with their free time?  Discussing sex with primitive "two legs" as gross or even possible!!!


Well, sex with primitive two-legs is gross. I mean, they're all squishy and grabby. :\\

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Llandaryn wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

What do you think the super race of Arachnid aliens is doing with their free time?  Discussing sex with primitive "two legs" as gross or even possible!!!


Well, sex with primitive two-legs is gross. I mean, they're all squishy and grabby. :\\\\\\\\




This thread is creepy. Like Creepy with capital  "C".=]

Modifié par Pannamaslo, 16 février 2010 - 10:48 .


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Pannamaslo wrote...

Llandaryn wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

What do you think the super race of Arachnid aliens is doing with their free time?  Discussing sex with primitive "two legs" as gross or even possible!!!


Well, sex with primitive two-legs is gross. I mean, they're all squishy and grabby. :\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\




This thread is creepy. Like Creepy with capital  "C".=]


You are like someone who sits in the back of a strip club for years and then says they are trashy.  You are right with us...in the realm of CreeperyPosted Image

#174
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Pannamaslo wrote...

This thread is creepy. Like Creepy with capital  "C".=]


C'mon, don't tell me that you don't think humans are grabby. Why else would they have five digits on their hands when the rest of the galaxy settle for three?

(Asari are grabby too, and just as squishy as humans)

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You assume that every one of the love scenes includes intercourse.