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[Al-the-Catman]

Creepy as in fear of the unknown? "To infinity & beyond!" " "...to boldly go where Kirk has gone before!"

Modifié par Al-the-Catman, 16 février 2010 - 10:53 .

[Pannamaslo]

screwoffreg wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

Llandaryn wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

What
do you think the super race of Arachnid aliens is doing with their free
time?  Discussing sex with primitive "two legs" as gross or even
possible!!!

Well, sex with primitive two-legs is gross. I mean, they're all squishy and grabby. :\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

This thread is creepy. Like Creepy with capital  "C".../../../images/forum/emoticons/sideways.png

You
are like someone who sits in the back of a strip club for years and
then says they are trashy.  You are right with us...in the realm of
Creepery../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png

Yeah. It's like you want to turn around and walk away but you can't.

Llandaryn wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

This thread is creepy. Like Creepy with capital  "C".

C'mon, don't tell me that you don't think humans are grabby. Why else would they have five digits on their hands when the rest of the galaxy settle for three?

(Asari are grabby too, and just as squishy as humans)

But Hanars have even more tentacles. And are even squishier. Duh!

[screwoffreg]

If the scenes don't include intercourse then it would probably be major cuddling, in which case why didn't they show it? Are aliens even interested in cuddling? Is that a primarily Earth evolved action that brings us closer to one another as mammalians? Perhaps this thread should be the human and alien CUDDLE thread.

[Llandaryn]

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

You assume that every one of the love scenes includes intercourse.

To whom are you referring?

[FlashedMyDrive]

Llandaryn wrote...

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

You assume that every one of the love scenes includes intercourse.

To whom are you referring?

I'm refering the the original nature of this thread.

Modifié par FlashedMyDrive, 16 février 2010 - 10:59 .

[screwoffreg]

I would be all for ME 3 having EXTREME cuddling scenes. Bioware should go all out: Extreme nuzzling, nesting, hugging, spooning, and embracing. It show be so much sweetey goodness that it would make people gag.

Modifié par screwoffreg, 16 février 2010 - 11:00 .

[Pannamaslo]

screwoffreg wrote...

If the scenes don't include intercourse then it would probably be major cuddling, in which case why didn't they show it? Are aliens even interested in cuddling? Is that a primarily Earth evolved action that brings us closer to one another as mammalians? Perhaps this thread should be the human and alien CUDDLE thread.

 The pervy turian Meln was intrested in more than cuddling. Both with femShep and Asari. Go figure.

[screwoffreg]

Pannamaslo wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

If the scenes don't include intercourse then it would probably be major cuddling, in which case why didn't they show it? Are aliens even interested in cuddling? Is that a primarily Earth evolved action that brings us closer to one another as mammalians? Perhaps this thread should be the human and alien CUDDLE thread.

 The pervy turian Meln was intrested in more than cuddling. Both with femShep and Asari. Go figure.

Which do you prefer:

I got a ship and a mate.  I only brought one of them with me

or

Shepard: No YOU'RE schmoopy!
Tali: No YOU'RE Schmoopy!
*nuzzle*

[Wynne]

They told us before the game was released that drell have certain mammalian traits.

Mammalian traits. Such a cold and clinical phrase was never more hot and un-clinical.

Rowr.

Anyway, for turians and quarians you'd have to use a condom and keep a shot of epinephrine nearby because of the whole chirality deal, but it's totally doable. And so are they.

I bet space-condoms are awesome btw. *runs away*

Modifié par Wynne, 16 février 2010 - 11:17 .

[77boy84]

What is with the influx of alien sex threads?

I see a different one almost every day.

[luk3us]

HelterSkelter89 wrote...

they all have mouths don't they?

LOL

[Jzadek72]

madisk wrote...

Quarians are mammals. 

An alien species cannot be from the same group as one that evolved on earth. They may share traits in the ME universe, but they are NOT mammals.

[Jzadek72]

madisk wrote...

Quarians are mammals. 

An alien species cannot be from the same group as one that evolved on earth. They may share traits in the ME universe, but they are NOT mammals.

[Nizzemancer]

SuperChicken3 wrote...

Does anyone have any idea how it is that shepard can have sex with alien species? I ask this because i cant understand how it is that every other species has the necessary "equipment". I dont understand with asari, though i guess they use some wierd mind trick to acquire DNA. However, how is it that Garrus, Thane, and Tali can have sex with shepard. Do Drell and Turian have a penis? Do they reproduce that way? I guess Tali might make some sense, i mean considering Quarians have a very similiar build to humans. Does anyone have any idea? Please keep in mind this is a serious question and not a rant about the logic of the game.

P.S: does anyone have any idea how quarians reproduce? Tali said the most intimate thing they can do is exchange suit enviornments. Are they lab bred?

Just look at earths creatures, there's a s***load of animals that like humans have either a penis or vagina depending on their sex...

Now the real question is if Elcor are hung like gorillas or do they just look like giant headless ones?

[Ragnarok Ekul]

goldenbender wrote...

You can have sex with anything as long as it has some type of orifice. Just ask my subwoofer.

[PiercedMonk]

Wynne wrote...

Anyway, for turians and quarians you'd have to use a condom and keep a shot of epinephrine nearby because of the whole chirality deal, but it's totally doable. And so are they.

I bet space-condoms are awesome btw. *runs away*

Finely calibrated mass effect fields that allow you to still feel your partner without making a mess?

Of course, sometimes making a mess isn't such a bad thing.

[Corporal Quarian]

screwoffreg wrote...

Actually I'd love to see some conflicts in the third game about the alien romances especially. Whether it is from your other, former LI's from ME 1 or from others like Turians and Quarians who don't necessarily accept your affections/sex life with Garrus/Tali/Thane (should the last one still live).

That would be interesting to see. I'd really like to know what other Quarians on the Flotilla thought

[Mikazukinoyaiba2]

Why is this still alive.

[Al-the-Catman]

77boy84 wrote...

What is with the influx of alien sex threads?
I see a different one almost every day.

Because every1 wants to "do the deed" a space chick/guy; as long a they are huminoid & everything is where is should be.  Star trek & wars are mostly to blame for this...

[Delta Green]

... What's wrong with some of you?

[Andorfiend]

Alien sex is recreation, not procreation. (Except for the Asari, but they have this weird telepathic-lamarckian-parthogenesis thing going on. There are some weird implications about Asari evolution, but that's another thread.)



So yeah, whatever works. Presumably 'love will find a way' between two intelligent beings even if one if a squid and the other is a fern.

[LadyIrisa]

This is a science fiction game...

[dreman9999]

screwoffreg wrote...

I would be all for ME 3 having EXTREME cuddling scenes. Bioware should go all out: Extreme nuzzling, nesting, hugging, spooning, and embracing. It show be so much sweetey goodness that it would make people gag.

We all know their having snu-snu. BioWare just took the Fox news free way out and not show  a Female Human being painfully mounted by a Turian.

[dreman9999]

Nizzemancer wrote...

SuperChicken3 wrote...

Does anyone have any idea how it is that shepard can have sex with alien species? I ask this because i cant understand how it is that every other species has the necessary "equipment". I dont understand with asari, though i guess they use some wierd mind trick to acquire DNA. However, how is it that Garrus, Thane, and Tali can have sex with shepard. Do Drell and Turian have a penis? Do they reproduce that way? I guess Tali might make some sense, i mean considering Quarians have a very similiar build to humans. Does anyone have any idea? Please keep in mind this is a serious question and not a rant about the logic of the game.

P.S: does anyone have any idea how quarians reproduce? Tali said the most intimate thing they can do is exchange suit enviornments. Are they lab bred?

Just look at earths creatures, there's a s***load of animals that like humans have either a penis or vagina depending on their sex...

Now the real question is if Elcor are hung like gorillas or do they just look like giant headless ones?

Do you realize the Gorillas have small penises then Humans and Humans out of all the apes have the largest penises out of general size and proportion?

[Al-the-Catman]

:blink:"Hung like a gorilla"?!?  I need to kill some pyjaks...