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[Cypher0020]

What is it? Doing some shopping on the Citadel- grabbed some ship models, Drew's books, a drink or two, some armor pieces, and an issue of Fornax....?



What is it??

[DaeJi]

Shepard's dirty little secret.

[Shanra]

I don't think its hard to guess what it is, or what it could possibly be. I'm just wondering what happens to it after you buy it.

[marshalleck]

Nothing happens after you buy it. It's apparently just there for some giggles.

[DaeJi]

Shanra wrote...

I don't think its hard to guess what it is, or what it could possibly be. I'm just wondering what happens to it after you buy it.

Shepard installs a "Knock First" policy.

Seriously though, it adds a Codex entry. That's it.

[Arturia Pendragon]

Read the codex.

[Cypher0020]

so wait.... its.....an... adult mag? a porn mag?



o.o



Oh my....I guess Shep's gonna stash that under his/her bed and pray no one finds it



I can't read the tiny print when you buy it....

[krylo]

Porn rag, yeah.



I was kinda disappointed it was just a codex entry. Was kind of hoping it would come up for something. Don't know what... but I was hoping to get more comedy out of it than a codex entry suggesting hanar/asari porn.

[Niddy']

My femshep has some quads.

[marshalleck]

ME Wiki to the rescue again. Bookmark it

masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Fornax

[Cypher0020]

yeah.... just checked..... so Shep buys alien porn....



wonder if there are more issues in-game?



Also wonder why no squadmates wonder WHY their commander has an erotic magazine?

[AntiChri5]

mmmmm Fornax

[krylo]

Cypher0020 wrote...
Also wonder why no squadmates wonder WHY their commander has an erotic magazine?

It's kind of obvious why, and no one really wants to get in depth about that, you know?

"So, Commander... left hand or right hand?"

Just... it doesn't seem like it'd sit well with the chain of command.

[Kileyan]

It is a trap.



In ME3 you will have a chance to become a council member. Among the many pieces of evidence against you, they will bring up your fetishes and this magazine purchase to discredit or embarrass you. Politics ya know, everything matters.

[Internet Kraken]

Cypher0020 wrote...

yeah.... just checked..... so Shep buys alien porn....

wonder if there are more issues in-game?

Also wonder why no squadmates wonder WHY their commander has an erotic magazine?

Your squadmates seem to remain quiet about a lot of things. Like you having sex with the consort, or your horrible dancing skills.

[Cypher0020]

still, would create some interesting party banter

[jimmyjoefro]

It's alien porn.

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

Kileyan wrote...

It is a trap.

In ME3 you will have a chance to become a council member. Among the many pieces of evidence against you, they will bring up your fetishes and this magazine purchase to discredit or embarrass you. Politics ya know, everything matters.

That'd actually help increase your relations with the other races, being the very opposite of racist and all that.

[Cypher0020]

alien porn that gives codex entries apparently



o.0

[Kileyan]

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Kileyan wrote...

It is a trap.

In ME3 you will have a chance to become a council member. Among the many pieces of evidence against you, they will bring up your fetishes and this magazine purchase to discredit or embarrass you. Politics ya know, everything matters.

That'd actually help increase your relations with the other races, being the very opposite of racist and all that.

Can't believe you pulled the race card!

Getting along with and believing all races deserve an equal spot in the galaxy does not equal jellyfish tentacle porn:)

Sheperd: I only bought it too study the biology of alien species, really guys, you believe me? Ask Liara, I'm not into tentacles............oh nm!  *looks down and shuffles feet nervously*

Modifié par Kileyan, 16 février 2010 - 02:15 .

[HAGA NAGA]

would be awesome if your LI confronted you about it. dying for a scene like that.

[Madecologist]

It's a mood enhancer... especially after seeing Tali's true face... he will need it!



Kidding.. I am a Talimancer myself (does not want to get trampled by an angry mob of Tali fans)

[verskk]

marshalleck wrote...

ME Wiki to the rescue again. Bookmark it

masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Fornax

So the ME wiki says Fornax occasionally depicts male and female Quarians...

Am i to understand that the Quarians are somehow disrobed for their spreads? If they weren't, why bother putting it in the Fornax, anyway? You could see the same from any Quarian anywhere.

All i'm sayin is this: If Quarians can be in a nudie mag, Bioware can at least tell us what color their skin is. At least!

Edit: Also, volus.

Modifié par verskk, 16 février 2010 - 02:23 .

[beserker7]

DaeJi wrote...

Shanra wrote...

I don't think its hard to guess what it is, or what it could possibly be. I'm just wondering what happens to it after you buy it.

Shepard installs a "Knock First" policy.

Seriously though, it adds a Codex entry. That's it.

Hilarious! LMAO!

I just bought it for the articles and to see who the species of the month was. Please be Asari, please be Asari,... awwww.... it was Volus.

[Relinquished2]

It's shepard's cross species playboy book. If you haven't noticed, Shepard has a fetisch for Quarians, that's why he gets a ****** when he's talking with Tali.